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I bet a lot of people think you're an insufferable jackass.
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This is offtopic but I find it pretty obscene that less than two weeks before September 11 people on here are complaining about necessary security checks at airports.
And yes I do hope these checks get expanded to railways too and eventually private auto-mobiles, because as far as I am concerned things are still pretty much insecure. I've always said the next attack will be a train or big car driven into a famous building. I hate to be proven right, but I think it's inevitable: Have you noticed there are ZERO baggage checks at train stations? How mad is that. I refuse to travel until they fix this and you should do too.
BTW it's a complete myth that you can get a cavity search just because you "smell funny". The dogs they use are properly trained and don't screw about. If you smell "funny" to them it's not because you forgot to wash it's because you are a crack head end-of-story. 90% of the time this is the case.
Look I am not saying the TSA are perfect or even defending them, but the world is now a different place. Besides you'll be the first ones jumping on the blame game train if the terrorists come back.
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I agree with the sentiment in theory, but in practice, nothing the TSA does provides anything other than the appearance of good security - and only as long as you don't look too long or too hard.
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And how many bombs have been set off in USA trains and busses? You're either an amateur troll or a professional moron.
BTW if "the terrorists" "come back" I'll do the proper thing: ignore them. You simply have no concept of the intent of a terrorist.
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"BTW if "the terrorists" "come back" I'll do the proper thing: ignore them."
That's actually illegal.
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FOAD already. And take your friends with you. Please.
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If you are terrified into irrational action, the terrorists have won. That's why they're called that.
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Oh sure people lets just let anyone onto a plane without checking them. Perhaps they can even fly the planes for a while. Get real.
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There are fetish clubs for people like you. Go take your perversions there.
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Addendum (2012-08-30 13:59): EDIT: Since the arguments continue after the original troll has buggered off, I'm raising my rating to 10/10.
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Okay lets just drop the subject and agree to disagree before this discussion takes up the entire thread. But I still maintain you are all wrong.
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Trolling. This is how it's done, people.
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Maybe they need to report the average PIN or the standard deviation on PINs.
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I'm quite sure that the offenders from todays' and yesterday's WTF's would shout in unison (in the vein of, well, you know):
Because, you know, some people just never get it. What would we do for good WTF humor without them?
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He talked about driving a train into a famous building and people are believing him? The only famous buildings trains can drive into are famous train stations.
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He also talked about dog sniffs. In double-blind testing, the dogs "alerted" whenever their handlers were suspicious, not when there was actually anything to sniff.
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At a previous employer, the "joke" (in quotes because it really wasn't) was that if your key fob stopped working to let you into the facility, that meant you were about to be laid off or fired. So on the day they went to a new system without telling the non-IT employees, all the old keyfobs stopped working, and more than one employee was a bit freaked out.
This was the same place where HR didn't know how to throw a retirement party for the VP of Sales because nobody had ever worked for the company long enough to retire...
Yes, Silicon Valley.
No, I don't miss working there.
CAPTCHA: consequat
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FEATURED COMMENT.
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Actually, this paper (www.fas.org/sgp/eprint/teleport.pdf) details a method that doesn't rely on quantum weirdness to teleport. Alters spacetime geometry.
Jump to page 11. This problem with teleportation is already solved on paper. This "traversable wormhole" simply requires "negative energy" equivalent to about –0.709 the mass of Jupiter. Or –1.3469e27 kg. I guess we haven't figured that one out yet.
That only makes a wormhole 1 meter in size. But you can move through it like the portals in Portal. Trololololol
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But this door lock keypad mechanism probably is an embedded system. Not all embedded system have a file system to store a string. They should store them as doubles though.
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This might have been a joke in your company, but this is more or less the way a big multi-national's local branch performed a massive layoff: on a Monday morning they held up everyone at the main gate, then asked people to procede in lines to the turnstiles. Those allowed entrance by the turnstile were still employees, those refused entrance were asked to wait until security brought them their personal belongings from their desks.
Captcha: saluto. Saluto the flaggo!
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LOL. I don't sit on the floor, but I take about 4 to 5 minutes to put my shoes back on, put my laptop back in the bag, put my belt on. I'm very slow and meticulous looking. Especially when bagging the laptop. Like I've got OCD or something.
I've never had a word said to me or a single dirty look given. Odd.
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Advance techniques in Yoga will one day enable people to teleport self at will. Till then we must stick to airline reservation systems developed by first rate programmers in third world countries.
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LOL. Did you not hear the news? 9/11 was an inside job. Your government lied to you.
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I thought it was a false flag operation.
So many theories, who can keep them straight?
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388615 is greater than any 5-digit number, you know.
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Friend said he didn't get the axe that day, but he moved on as soon as he could anyway. Can't say I blame him.
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IP addresses ARE strings... IPv4 uses 4-octet strings to represent addresses, IPv6 uses 16-octet strings. Standard fixed-length strings.
Though, to be completely correct, we do math on IP addresses all the time - your computer routinely ANDs the IP address with the subnet mask in order to decide the proper interface to send the IP packet out on. And routers routinely do it all the time for the same reason - to determine the next hop.
It's always been an annoyance that IP addresses aren't aligned in packets (IPv6 fixes this), because it means having to move data around in order to do math operations on them.
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near-miss = hit
what the fuck?
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At least they return an error message when you input an invalid number. Imaging the hell that would result if they accepted the number but only use the low 18 bits of the number. you might never have a usable PIN.
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sum1 was a stupdi idot when they make that programming for pen input.
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f u
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Of course, the explosives they're looking for are typically not powder-based. I doubt they'd bat an eye at it.
-mike
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So when the TSA agent asked Adam if he'd been working with high explosives, Adam said "yes." And they let him through, no further questions asked.
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Near-miss = miss that is near [the target] Nearly-miss = something that is nearly a miss (i.e., a hit)
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The same company built an office in the town I was in at the time, and the Department of Motor Vehicles decided to use some of their building. It was kind of amusing seeing the signs on the DMV that appeared they had moved to Ed's House.....(punctuation added)
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Suppose I want to ship contraband overseas, and I want to do it in someone else's bag. If I can pick a lock on someone's bag (and guarantee my friend at the other end can do the same) then it makes sense to choose a secure bag. Not only does it deter the small time thief who wants to take stuff OUT, but if something goes awry and we miss our shipment at the other end the target complaining to authorities "I didn't put it there" doesn't hold much water with a locked bag - because the authorities will naturally take the attitude that noone (other than the authorities - who have little interest in PLANTING stuff) could have tampered with a locked bag).
I've found it far more effective to tangle the zips with vast quantities of string and ribbon. It's normally pretty obvious when someone has tampered with it. There's also those little one-use plastic security tags you can get that you have to break to open, but they are coloured and numbered so that it's unlikely (I don't think impossible, because the number series tend to be reasonably short) some random walking around in the airport would happen to have one in the same colour and with the same number as yours....of course, the authorities still might...
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I've heard the farmers in Australia are upset because the cows don't change their habits for Daylight Savings.
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Not a lot. Probably about none, I should think.
In fact (and I think this is the OP's point) pre-911 noone had really considered a plane deliberately aimed at a building to be a threat. As a result of what happened the world has gone security crazy (or at least, likes to give the impression of security - I think most people agree security screening has very limited success). Any future attacks, however, are likely to be equally unexpected and will not necessarliy target planes (Sarin gas attacks in Japan's subway, the London Bus Bomobings etc). One of the problems with a lot of these sort of attacks is that they are planned independently, so unlike a single mass-murderer there is unlikely to be much pattern between how attacks are planned and implemented.
I think you would have to be incredibly naive to so readily dismiss the possibility that future incidents could come from rail or road travel as much as from air travel - and there's nothing to say they would even relate to travel. Mass gatherings that often have limited security (like sporting events or rock concerts) could also be targeted in the future...Or perhaps an online attack that aims to take out key infrastructure to simply cause panic, looting and general riot....
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