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I got a bill from the phone company once for eight cents.
I think I still have a copy of *that* somewhere... I sent them back a check for the 8 cents along with a note that said "congrats, you just paid probably about 20 cents for bulk mail, plus some clerk maybe 3 or 4 cents to type the information into the computer, plus paper costs in order to recover 8 cents."
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Maybe I'm assuming too much, but isn't the WTF on this one that it's Surveys.com asking if you've accessed the internet?
captcha: hacker, uses his awesome skillz to respond to the survey without using internet
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I believe each dimension is equal to -j. (Yes, "j" is the correct term for the imaginary unit .. those who use "i" have no imagination).
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Sorry - I've configured, gotten used to and grown dependent on auto-OCR. A simple click, drag, ctrl-c, ctrl-v and I've got text (assuming it's in the copied bits)
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Yes, that's the OCR part of the whole wooden table, picture, print, scan process...
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WTF!!? The REPUBLICAN is winning!!?
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I don't have a screenshot at the moment, but last time I installed Oracle 10G I found a similar WTF.
When the installation completes and you click finish, you get a popup:
"Are you sure you want to exit the installation?"
You have to click yes to complete it.
Similarly when you uninstall it, it will run through the uninstall and then start to install the software again.
I guess they really want you to stay an Oracle user.
Admin
Oh, it's obviously a quantum black hole -- antimatter would take up some space for the weight (Or maybe negative space? Or have negative weight?)
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I hear Microsoft has been getting some excellent results with compression of available free space in Vista ;-)
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Well, what else could it be?
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Have you been asked a question in the past 3 months? _Yes _No
Are you illiterate? _Yes _No
Are you going to answer "no" to this question? _Yes _No
In another life, I developed a great little personality test known as the Boston University Least Laborious Standardized Hierarchical Inventory of Traits. Actually, the test wasn't so great; just the acronym was.
--Rank
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Well, as long as we're being pedantic... I don't think that anyone has postulated quarks to be dimensionless. In fact, I think that they're on the order of several attometers.
(I'm only an "arm chair physicist", so if somebody who knows better tells me I'm wrong, I'll accept that.)
Admin
I want to know how Wayne Hart is predicting nuclear explosions.
Admin
Heh ... glad I'm not the only one. I mean, when you see "AOL" in an image, you know there must be a WTF in there somewhere.
Gave me an extra laugh when I realised, anyway.
Admin
The "Real WTF" here is that even at a techie-site like this, contributors aren't clued in enough to NOT use a lossy image format such as JPEG for GUI screenshots, where PNG delivers better quality at fewer bits.
I consider this to be one of the great mysteries of the world to be honest.
I also fear that, by pointing it out, I'm creating a whole class of "Oh yeah? Now I'm NEVER going to do the right thing, so there!"-people.
Admin
A friend of mine received an waring email from one of the leading New Zealand ISP a while ago. They threatened to disconnect his account if he did not pay the bill promptly... My friend was a bit surprised. He sent his cheque to the ISP early that money and it had already been credited by the ISP....
So he rang the accounting department of the ISP. The other side in the phone bursted into a big laugh. The system indicated that my friend owed them $0.0000000000000001. Apparently, the programmer did not realise that comparison between floating point numbers is liable to rounding off....
Admin
Agreed. MS Paint's (which I'm betting most of us are relegated to doing our image manipulation on) JPG compression is ridiculously low-quality, and not all that compact to boot. Granted, there are plenty of times where I've seen PNG files get absolutely gigantic compared to JPG in things like Photoshop, but it seems that most of the time when I'm just screenshotting something with Paint that PNG is both better-looking and more compact.
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Glad to see I wasn't the only one who had "date" issues with my Bank of America online account.
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I wish I recalled the address of the web-development company that claims 50+ combined years of web site development experiance; while their page says the year is 1900106...
Admin
Why make a special case for the elevator software and hardware, when you have a general solution that works just fine?
captcha: nobody cares what your captcha was.
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In my former job, doing GUI work, we would sometimes get bug reports with a JPG attached. The bug would read something along the lines of "please not how this pixel is incorrect..." Well geez thank you for compressing the pixel right out of the picture.
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I don't get it. Are you suggesting that more than 842 people voted for commissioner?
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Great Post
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But I want my mini black hole to comply with the Restriction of Hazardous Substances Directive. I guess they're not sure because the measuring kit always gets swallowed up, but enquiring minds want to know™.
Admin
Actually, I believe a product of 0x0x0 dimensions would fit quite nicely in a package of the same size.
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negligable.
What level of gravitational attraction do you feel when you are standing a meter away from a steamroller? Or another large construction vehicle? Or a building?
-dave-
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If I buy it, and it doesn't weigh 40 tons and is larger than 0.0049~ in x 0.0049~ in x 0.0049~ in, can I sue them? ;-)
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the function that writes the elevator_log() requires two params... source and target.
If the params are the same, the elevator doesn't move. Give it a try.
It's a well known fact that the elevator industry has a monopoly on buttons. One button must be labeled 'L". God knows why.
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Thats nothing... I started a family service plan with four phones. All activated at the same time. Complete success of everything except one thing. When the account was sent to be verified, someone in Q&A, seemed to had forgotten to ensure a 1 was in the right area. For three months I kept receiving bills of $0.00. I called the my provider at LEAST 20 times, to get a clear answer. Of which every 'customer service rep' would inform me that I had paid my bill, and that all is well. 4th month came rolling around, I get a bill for over $1900. While I reviewed my paper bill to notice that I had over 6000 rollover minutes, but I was being billed for every actual minute I used within my alloted plan. (1400 daily, unlimited M2M, unlimited N&W, etc).
Dealing with customer service was a nightmare, because I would get a new story each phone call (each person). On my sixth month, I received a bill for $1265.23. Early termination & usage fees. ^but wait theres more!!! I was still using the service, and all my phones were working. By this time, someone finally got the hint, that 74 phone calls to the company in a 6 month period required supervisor attention AND THEN management attention.
Let me put it this way... I'm on month 11 of my 24 month contract. I have over 15000 (yes, 15k) rollover minutes, I get monthly bills of $1000+ (of which they manually adjust to reflect the correct billing amount every 23rd of each month) I just finally (this week) received a phone call from a higher upper management person who is now a dedicated representative of my account. No matter what, I am to call this person directly, or he calls me to resolve any account issues.
After doing some homework of my own, I realized what happened to my account (which leads me to want to advocate a law requiring readable bill statements ^plain English^, and straight forward listing of all fees, taxes, charges, etc.) It appears that someone in Q&A, messed up when it came to my rate plan. they mistakenly set my monthly daily minutes to ZERO. So every phone call my phones make, I get charged for each minute. Since on the system it always looks like I never use my day time minutes, all my unused minutes gets rolled over.to the next month. (there isn't even a reset period for my rollover)
Personally, I had enough of the crap, but the company keeps reducing my bill to be under my contracted rate plan. I am told this month EVERYTHING should be correct finally. No more awkward billing issues. I'll just hold my breath and wait an see.
Admin
This isn't really a wtf, you have to be smoking some Marijuana to use a microsoft product.
CAPTCHA error - makes sense (to bad it wasn't "Sorry, this program preformed an illegal operation").
Admin
Wow, so you mean 95% of computer users smoke marijuana? That means practically the entire "civilized" world is smoking joints. I'm surprised the world still has wars, I thought weed was supposed to make you all mellow and stuff. Also, why isn't the entire population in the slammer for possession?
Let's apply some reasoning based on images. Microsoft has a corporate image. Mac is artistic and "cool". Linux is rebellious and anarchistic. Now what's the image of Marijuana? Rebellios, anarchistic, "cool". Also, "arteest"s tend to use hallucinogens. So, purely based on images, which of the 3 would you really say would have an abnormally high number of marijuana users?
(I can take a joke as much as the next person, but I like to apply a bit of reasoning. Plus, you failed to indicate your post as anything more than flame bait.)
Admin
Oh puh-lease, "Restore Natural Order" may seem funny, but it's entirely legitimate. It simply restores the sort order of a listbox to whatever it was before you clicked on any column headers to sort it.
Admin
Killjoy.
Admin
Looks like somebody's made quite a breakthrough in drive compression!
Captcha: Perfection
Admin
Evacuate at once! Nuclear attack expected Monday!
Captcha: error
Admin
I find the "unkown" also pretty WTF-ish.
captcha: clueless, of splelling? :)
Admin
Ah, the perils of the human mind.
n.b. In case anyone'd forgotten (it's easy to), "sex" can be an adjective too
Admin
As for the BC548, I've got a bunch of them here, and they are nothing like thousands of pounds in weight. I'm sure I would have noticed.... Like other transistors these are mostly plastic and silicon, with a slight amount of gold and copper... not neutron-star material.
The BC548 comes in a TO-92 package, whose size is on the order of 0.2 in by 0.2 in by 0.2 in. Now it said "approximateley" 0.00 in, which would be accurate for very large values of 0.00 ... miles for example.
As for the RoHS compliance status being "unknown" that probably means that no-one has bothered looking yet. I've seen many other cases of this, it generally sucks. Considering the errors in the rest of this entry, I'd say that this one is the least of the worries. A nice big fat WTF fer sure ...
Ashtead
Admin
How many of those users, know that there are alternatives?
You still haven't said anything as to why the M$ website was filtered for Marijuana.
I was just expressing my opinion as to why the M$ site was filtered.
Admin
Umm, because of human error. Read the article linked in the comments. I was replying to you, not "why Microsoft was filtered". Why would I state why Microsoft was filtered? It's already been explained.
Okay, and I was just expressing the logic that follows from your opinion, to show you how it could be considered ill formed.
And just so you know, you aren't impressing anyone with your replacement of S with $. More than anything, you are driving people away from your position.
Admin
The real WTF is that you've obviously never heard of P.K. Winsome.
Admin
Have you considered submitting your experience to Ed Foster at the Gripeline?
Also lol at the whole P.K. Winsome business. xD
Admin
Somebody hasn't seen Firefly... le sigh.
Admin
Don't place ads directly under the Pop-up Potpourri articles...
Admin
I dont get it? Whats the WTF in this picture?
Admin
Reminds me of the colleague of mine who received a rebate cheque for $0.01 and decided to frame it. A year later the same (government department of course) sent him a letter saying that, because he had not presented the cheque, they had cancelled it and enclosed a new one – for $0.01.
We parted company soon after that but I guess he is still receiving similar letters each year!
Admin
congratulations you just made me look stupid laughing my ass of in the office.
no quack.
Admin
Yeah, yeah. The funny part isn't the word 'sex'. It's the "Customer Request Insert" bit that precedes the bit about expecting @sex.
Admin
The Bad MsgID example, despite being a serious bug, is a great example why proper and consistent GUI design is so important... On a message box with multiple buttons, the safe or (safest) option should be executed by the defaulted button. For example, if confirming a user deletion operation, <font face="terminal,monaco">[No]</font> should be the default button instead of <font face="terminal,monaco">[Yes]</font>.
I would also suggest that you design messages so that they require a positive answer to continue with the action. Using the delete operation example above, the copy should be something like:
Instead of something like:
Being consistent also helps - if the user is used to the message they see when then try to delete a user from the system, if they accidentally try to delete a category from the system and they get the Bad MsgId message, they can assume that the defaulted action is the safe one. Even if the incorrect button was defaulted, they would have an idea that the message that was supposed to be there requires a <font face="terminal,monaco">[Yes]</font> (positive answer) to continue with the delete operation.
Peace!
Admin
Let that be a lesson to all you people who laughed. Just because something seems funny doesn't mean it is. There should be a hotline you could call to check wether something simply seems funny or actually is funny.
Admin
From a GUI design point of view, this is a WTF, albeit a minor one. "Default" is the word to use here, not "Natural". There is not much that is natural about some developer or designer choosing a particular order based on whatever guidelines they are familiar with (if any). And nature likely has little to do with it, too. :)
This is why you see:
Of course, opinions vary...
Peace!