• (cs)

    Fixes a concurrency bug, giving the other thread time to stabilize the value of true.

  • Zombie (unregistered)

    I can only image how the Java Hacker was somehow despaired.

    This is the syndrome where you, during an absence of Real Life, write down all your emotions into the computer, but interestingly lack any real life reaction.

    Come on, how many of you write lol all the day, but don't really physically laugh? And this is how the Java Hacker was crying in despair in his Jargon.

  • Ren (unregistered)

    Must be quantum, it's something to do with the Trousers of True.

  • HOURGLASS (unregistered) in reply to lolwtf
    lolwtf:
    jimlangrunner:
    Outlaw Programmer:
    SQB:
    Anonymous Coward:
    Nate:
    HUMOR IS REPETITION
  • John (unregistered)

    OWTFRNC[1] because this obviously is the result of search-and-replaces replacing variables with "true". The constant expression could be simplified, but you wouldn't necessarily remove the entire function because it could be polymorphic with other overloads that don't always return true.

    [1] "Only WTF when Reality Not Comprehended"

  • Steve (unregistered)

    I can't believe no-one has got it yet!

    It's the Truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

    :)

  • Anonym (unregistered) in reply to Billie
    Billie:
    Mestafais:
    lolwtf:
    jimlangrunner:
    Outlaw Programmer:
    SQB:
    Anonymous Coward:
    Nate:
    HUMOR IS REPETITION
  • (cs) in reply to Harry Carey
    Harry Carey:
    Pim:
    Harry Carey:
    TRWTF is that Java doesn't have properties
    How can you see it's Java? Could be C# for all I know, which does.

    It's an encompasing virtue that we all hold near and dear to our hearts. I know it was C#. The Java equivelent would've been the ugly sister.

    I'd check with your neighborhood cardiologist, if I were you.

    I mean, ugly sister to an ugly sister? Dear me. "Yo sista's so ugly..."

    Try C++, which is functional at the Ugly end, or Lisp, which is dysfunctional at the non-Ugly end.

    Otherwise, be Practical.

    Both of those languages are appalling, but ya gotta be paid. Make the most of yer pathetic $100 per hour minimum wage jobs.

  • Sitaram (unregistered)

    the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

  • dogmatic (unregistered)

    the truth is out there

    you can't handle the truth

    this goes way past "the third boolean"

  • Mathias (unregistered)

    Is that... freestyle haiku?

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