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That wifi password image doesn't look genuine at all
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In Hyderabad, "TWAT" is considered filth word.
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Magenta is cheap. So are the spelling mistakes.
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"Jeremiah" is sounding like feke name.
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I am not believing posibility of making colour copies.
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I am not appreciate your atempts at humour.
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Print it in black and magenta, then have an artistic intern go back over it with crayons or felt tip markers. It's from the heart when it's hand-colored. We need that quality and thoughtfulness these days.
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In most British colonies also.
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This is not efishant use of intern.
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I have to wonder what kind of code leads to someone adding 0.99 to Int32.MaxValue
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So is the content (badly 'shopped images to gain some internet fame) and I think you mean 'comment'
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You've found something very special if you give that code and have access for an hour.
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And TRWTF today?
In the first 12 posts, 7 were from authors claiming to be "Nagesh".
The problem with the Nagesh posts is not that they aren't funny (although they aren't), but that they are tedious and repetitive.
But then again, tedious repetition of tired memes seems to be the norm here. Ho hum.
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The infinity one? No wtf at all. It's even expected when implementing floating point arithmetic as specified in IEEE 754.
That's still one really fast connection or terrible timer though.
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...and this is how smart quotes are not that smart. The n in Rock 'n' Bowl is a contraction for the word and. So the deleted a and the deleted d must be replaced by apostrophes, not quotes. One could use U+0027 (apostrophe) or, better, U+2019 (right single quote). Every time a word processor applies quotes where apostrophes are required...a puppy is killed.
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I guess we'll all have to make "due" with shitty editors too :sigh:
<quote> "With prices like this, I think that we'll just make due with black and white printouts." </quote>Admin
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Also we have color printers in Hyderabad, but we are not alowed to make use of them. Only for project mangers and above.
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I am using emacs only.
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go lern mvc patern and come back and talk.
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Code written by some moron which stores all prices as nullable signed Int32, and the front-end converts null to Int32.MaxValue, casts to decimal, and adds 0.99, I would assume.
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That Amazon page just feels 90 degrees out of phase. Could someone check on that please?
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You know you've been a programmer too long when you stare at a trophy inscribed with ‘ for about 2 minutes before figuring out what's wrong.
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I undertake your mom, if you need help with getting off, contact me.
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An hour? Thank goodness it isn't high speed.
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Hahaha, nice!
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Please show a little sensitivity. I had a son who was a not funny, tedious, and repetitive and let me assure you it was no laughing matter.
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"Rock ‘n’ Bowl": Looks more like a MS Word WTF to me: That stupid "smart quotes" feature "wins" again.
"WiFi": "We don't understand your point sir. It's the standard password; and its just an acronym for 'The Wireless Access Thingy'."
"Reward for crw32.dmp": Yes, there's a reward. If you can find the author ... and you get 7 billion free guesses!
"Free Rover Puck": He should try for the discount. Better late than never, right?
"Amazon:" So he's 1 4/7ths of the way through the 3 pages? What accuracy: They can show your position to the nearest 1/7th of a page!
"Infinity GB/sec": Whoa! Where do I sign up for that connectivity!?!
"Dark Side of the Moon": Send that line at the bottom ("Normal 0 false false...") to "author" for an additional reward!
"HP": Wow! An uninitialized variable and a rounding error in the same code. What an accomplishment!
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MVC is not desine patern: it is multipal desine paterns put together, haker schoolboy.
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Happens all the time on my shiny new wireless neutrino connection.
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Are you sure we won't run out of puppies?
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Complaints about nagesh postings and quality of postings on this site in general have become tedious and repetitive.
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At least it's not an imaginary number...
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I may be tedious, repetitive and not funny, but i am certainly neither Bob nor any of his relatives (including sons and uncles)!
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So... this site really doesn't have any moderators, does it? What's the point of a comments thread when almost no one has anything to say on the subject of the post and spammers/trolls are allowed to run free?
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