• Stev (unregistered)

    TempText04 is my favourite flavour.

  • Kg (unregistered) in reply to Stev

    I prefer its artificial substitute

  • Kasper (unregistered)

    IE was not being indecisive. It's quite clear from the message that the key size must be undefined, no more, no less. The range quite clearly implies it must be exactly undefined. Permitting only one single value is as decisive as it gets.

  • Babe (unregistered)

    Be a dollar scholar! Max amount: $zilch

  • noland (unregistered)

    Wow – maybe you'll win a tour to Doug Engelbart's lab!

  • Jakob H. Poulsen (unregistered)

    Was the stash screenshot printed and photographed on a wooden table, or?

  • Brian (unregistered)

    Any thoughts on how this happened?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19908095

  • Warren (unregistered)

    Unless "deets" is also a mistake, I can't say I'm surprised the rest isn't totally professional....

  • Tim (unregistered)

    I always wondered what happened to temp storage when you release it.

  • Lou (unregistered)

    Don't worry Carlos, nobody would let a system that actually has your life in its hands run on Windows.

    Wait, what?

    OMFG!

  • James (unregistered)

    I'll translate for you:

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system. OK OK

  • (cs)

    Pretty much anything in a British sausage counts as a mystery ingredient, even if they tell you what it is. e.g. "British pork". OK, but where exactly in the pig did this come from?

    ((Flameguard: I'm British, so it's fair for me to criticise British pseudo-food.))

  • Frank (unregistered)

    If you cannot read this comment, click here.

  • SG_01 (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Pretty much anything in a British sausage counts as a mystery ingredient, even if they tell you what it is. e.g. "British pork". OK, but where exactly in the pig did this come from?

    ((Flameguard: I'm British, so it's fair for me to criticise British pseudo-food.))

    The Scottish just call it Haggis ;)

  • Len (unregistered)

    You laugh now, but wait until you get their scholarship finder's bill for 10% of $MaxAmount.

  • (cs)

    That's what happens when you never unsubscribe from any mailinglist.

  • Black Bart (unregistered)

    Re: Received 16 of 18446744073707502879 headers....

    This is obviously the inbox of the NSA.

  • $$ERR:get_name_fail (unregistered)

    I once read that TempText4 is suspected by many experts as a potential cause for DeadlyDisease1. It is already banned in Country1 and Country154.

  • ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL (unregistered)

    I'm suddenly hungry for some TempText4 Onna Stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.

  • Boomer (unregistered)

    Clearly the scholarship deadline is a case of asset flashback.

    Captcha: dignissim, i.e. "most worth" if it only included "us".

  • (cs)

    It's his own fault: He shouldn't have tried to stash that joint!

  • Vilx- (unregistered) in reply to James
    James:
    I'll translate for you:

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system.

    • One of these two buttons will destroy your system. OK OK

    One of these buttons always lies and the other always tells the truth. You have one click to find out which is which!

  • Luca (unregistered)

    That last date is sooo -1 :-)

  • (cs) in reply to ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL
    ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL:
    I'm suddenly hungry for some TempText4 Onna Stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
    If you're hungry for anything from C.M.O.T. Dibbler, you've had too much to drink.
  • ian (unregistered) in reply to James

    If I ask the other OK button which one to click, what will he say?

  • (cs)

    Obviously, Internet Explorer should have used the IsEmpty() of the previous article for the key sizes: ///

    /// Returns True if the input string is /// null, empty, "undefined", or "null". /// /// String to check /// Boolean public static bool IsEmpty(string s) { return string.IsNullOrEmpty(s) || s == "undefined" || s == "null"; }

  • Anon') or 1=1; -- (unregistered)

    Do we really need a new error'd every time someone converts -1 to a uint32 or uint64? It was a WTF the first few times, but it's not a WTF the 65535th time.

    Captcha: ingenium, the element which creates ingeniousness

  • C-Derb (unregistered) in reply to Evo
    Evo:
    Obviously, Internet Explorer should have used the IsEmpty() of the previous article for the key sizes: /// /// Returns True if the input string is /// null, empty, "undefined", or "null". /// /// String to check /// Boolean public static bool IsEmpty(string s) { return string.IsNullOrEmpty(s) || s == "undefined" || s == "null"; }
    I was going to make a similar comment, but now I don't have to. For everyone yesterday who thought this IsEmpty() function was *not* a WTF, here ya go. This would have solved things, right?
  • Will (unregistered)

    It actually translates to "Online Firmware Update"

  • (cs) in reply to PedanticCurmudgeon
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL:
    I'm suddenly hungry for some TempText4 Onna Stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
    If you're hungry for anything from C.M.O.T. Dibbler, you've had too much to drink.

    I do search for C.M.O.T Dibbler and result come as Terri Pratchet.

  • (cs) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Pretty much anything in a British sausage counts as a mystery ingredient, even if they tell you what it is. e.g. "British pork". OK, but where exactly in the pig did this come from?

    ((Flameguard: I'm British, so it's fair for me to criticise British pseudo-food.))

    Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube.

  • Ozz (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Pretty much anything in a British sausage counts as a mystery ingredient, even if they tell you what it is. e.g. "British pork". OK, but where exactly in the pig did this come from?

    ((Flameguard: I'm British, so it's fair for me to criticise British pseudo-food.))

    As a Brit in the U.S.A. I would give anything for decent sausages, fish & chips, etc. (I now live in East Kentucky, so it's fried chicken or nothing...)

  • dc (unregistered) in reply to ian
    ian:
    If I ask the other OK button which one to click, what will he say?

    That's obvious. "OK"

  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL:
    I'm suddenly hungry for some TempText4 Onna Stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
    If you're hungry for anything from C.M.O.T. Dibbler, you've had too much to drink.

    I do search for C.M.O.T Dibbler and result come as Terri Pratchet.

    Yes, and you should read his books. They are entertaining and humorous.

  • (cs)

    50% fat is not something I'd choose to advertise.

  • (cs)

    "Hey honey, which ride do you want to go on next? The Blue Screen of Death, or the Spinning Color Wheel?"

  • (cs) in reply to PedanticCurmudgeon
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    Nagesh:
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL:
    I'm suddenly hungry for some TempText4 Onna Stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
    If you're hungry for anything from C.M.O.T. Dibbler, you've had too much to drink.

    I do search for C.M.O.T Dibbler and result come as Terri Pratchet.

    Yes, and you should read his books. They are entertaining and humorous.

    I am serious person in real life. Reading is for folks who can not accomplish much in life. Great leader of world never read too many books. Ask Chairman Mao or Mahatma Gandhi. They write book and create revolution. I also not have much time to read. I am current reading .NET architecture 4.0 book and also Expert ORacle one one by Tom Kite. Both are good books.
    Humourous books is not style of Nagesh.

  • Matt (unregistered) in reply to ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL
    ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL:
    I'm suddenly hungry for some TempText4 Onna Stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.

    And the award for best Discworld reference goes to....

  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    I am serious person in real life. Reading is for folks who can not accomplish much in life. Great leader of world never read too many books. Ask Chairman Mao or Mahatma Gandhi. They write book and create revolution. I also not have much time to read. I am current reading .NET architecture 4.0 book and also Expert ORacle one one by Tom Kite. Both are good books.

    Humourous books is not style of Nagesh.

    So Nagesh turns out to be an anti-intellectual. Raise your hands, everyone who was surprised. No one? Well, OK then.
  • (cs) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Pretty much anything in a British sausage counts as a mystery ingredient, even if they tell you what it is. e.g. "British pork". OK, but where exactly in the pig did this come from?
    I've had the same epiphany reading the label of "potted meat". Contains things like "beef heart", "beef cheeks", "beef lips", and so on, but at the bottom of the ingredients is the single word "pork".

    I figure there's a regulatory reason they spell out all the odd bits of cow in detail, but "pork" apparently covers everything from the squeal to whatever makes the tail curly.

  • Sectoid Dev (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Great leader of world never read too many books.

    That's not true at all and you would know that if you read more books.

    Captcha: verto - to vert in an arrogant manner.

  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    I am serious person in real life. Reading is for folks who can not accomplish much in life. Great leader of world never read too many books. Ask Chairman Mao or Mahatma Gandhi. They write book and create revolution. I also not have much time to read. I am current reading .NET architecture 4.0 book and also Expert ORacle one one by Tom Kite. Both are good books.
    Humourous books is not style of Nagesh.

    The real Nagesh would know that Gandhiji read many books. He was a lawyer, educated at Oxford.

  • (cs) in reply to da Doctah
    da Doctah:
    Steve The Cynic:
    Pretty much anything in a British sausage counts as a mystery ingredient, even if they tell you what it is. e.g. "British pork". OK, but where exactly in the pig did this come from?
    I've had the same epiphany reading the label of "potted meat". Contains things like "beef heart", "beef cheeks", "beef lips", and so on, but at the bottom of the ingredients is the single word "pork".

    I figure there's a regulatory reason they spell out all the odd bits of cow in detail, but "pork" apparently covers everything from the squeal to whatever makes the tail curly.

    Not to mention one of my favorite ingredients in the list of potted meat, "Partially defatted beef fatty tissue". I have to ask though, how do you partially defat fat? Do you cut it in half and put one half in one can and the other in another can? Isn't that still fat?

  • (cs)

    The mail download is probably because someone disabled the server-side spam filter.

  • Nemo (unregistered) in reply to English Man
    English Man:
    50% fat is not something I'd choose to advertise.

    You'll never prosper in America. ;-)

  • JewrassicPark (unregistered)

    Goddamn Alan, get your shit together

  • Ken B (unregistered)

    Obviously, someone doesn't know the difference between a "stash of infinite holding" and a "stash of infinitesimal holding".

  • Ken B (unregistered)

    As for the ingredients list, I still remember one from years ago, which had, as two separate ingredients, "chicken meat" and "chicken".

  • just stop it (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Humour... not style of Nagesh.
    That's been obvious since day one.
  • Prof. Foop (unregistered) in reply to Anon') or 1=1; --
    Anon') or 1=1; --:
    Do we really need a new error'd every time someone converts -1 to a uint32 or uint64? It was a WTF the first few times, but it's not a WTF the 65535th time.

    But is a WTF the 4,294,967,296th time

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