• AB (unregistered)

    Second!! No doubt by now anyway

  • JakeyC (unregistered)

    In addition to biciyles being not allowed and permitted, I see there's a balnket ban on all trumpets. They're very strict on that particular rule.

  • Thnurg (unregistered)

    Should that not be "Open Sauce"?

  • JakeyC (unregistered)

    ...but you can bring your own CCTV.

  • Crisw (unregistered)

    Bloody kids with their trumpets!

  • (cs)

    If the trams in question are run like the ones in Lille, then bicycles are indeed simultaneously permitted and forbidden. That is, they are permitted in the first and last carriage, and forbidden in the two middle carriages.

  • Synchronos (unregistered)

    What the earlier poster said: The sticker tells the rules when the bicycles are permitted, and when not. No WTF, or even anything out of usual there.

    Regarding "4 LOOP": Shirley Mike should have a car with a plate saying "NEXT" next to that car.

  • meh (unregistered)

    #Jan Willem B: ...and what about just "Print current page only"..?

  • Cavalier Aimer (unregistered)

    In the High Tech in Arkansas picture, that target seems very small and quite high up. Also, I'd be a bit concerned, aiming a stream of urine that close to a power outlet...

  • Nagesh (unregistered)

    All trafic signal are to be ignore in Hyderabad. [image] All safty reguletions are to be ignore in Hyderabad, also. [image]

  • Andrew (unregistered)

    So that cable is forbidden to use with electric current, while simultaneously designed for testing electric circuits.

    Hold on, let me change that on my mind. Dammit.

    Captcha: iusto. iusto carry electric current.

  • L. (unregistered) in reply to Synchronos

    Regarding 4 LOOP and the comment.... you .. goddamn ... friggin . noob.

    4loop is 1337, foreach is nub stuff ... can't believe anyone would pick 4each as plate and expect mr. 4loop to talk to them --

    w/e code noober everyday is what they teach so go ahead knock yourself out... ... with a running chainsaw, please.

  • (cs)

    trtrwtf is feke Nagesh has infiltrated the main page articles.

  • Jorrit (unregistered)

    @Jan Willem B: Never heard of double-sided printing?

  • frits (unregistered) in reply to Cavalier Aimer
    Cavalier Aimer:
    In the High Tech in Arkansas picture, that target seems very small and quite high up. Also, I'd be a bit concerned, aiming a stream of urine that close to a power outlet...
    I'd hate to visit the bathroom at your house.
  • (cs)

    "I guess the name doesn't apply to their logistics."

    Looks like they normally ship dozens and dozens of widgets per box. You would rather they maintain a separate inventory of smaller mailers for the rare occasion where somebody requests just a couple of samples?

    Also, does nobody else "Print Preview" their documents and omit the last page if it doesn't contain any important information?

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to Synchronos
    Synchronos:
    What the earlier poster said: The sticker tells the rules when the bicycles are permitted, and when not. No WTF, or even anything out of usual there.

    Actually it is. The purpose of the pictograms is to communicate the message to people who can't read that crazy moon language that the text is in. They fail at that by providing two contradicting pictograms.

  • Jesper (unregistered)

    The last one is not a real WTF.

    The small print below the bicycles explain under what circumstances you can, and under what circumstances you cannot take a bicycle with you. For example, during rush hour when it's very busy you cannot take your bicycle with you in the subway.

  • Stefan (unregistered) in reply to Rootbeer
    Rootbeer:
    "I guess the name doesn't apply to their logistics."

    Looks like they normally ship dozens and dozens of widgets per box. You would rather they maintain a separate inventory of smaller mailers for the rare occasion where somebody requests just a couple of samples?

    Also, does nobody else "Print Preview" their documents and omit the last page if it doesn't contain any important information?

    I agree. It's simply not worth the time for a warehouse worker to run around hunting different boxes. I do the same when I send circuit board spare parts. The price for shipping is still the same. Also, you can't place a shipping label on a 1x1x2" box...

  • Leo (unregistered)

    Fortunately, this bicycle I got from Mr. Schrodinger will work perfectly for the subway.

  • ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL (unregistered)
    "At Southern Arkansas University, the wifi router is on the ceiling in the men's room," writes Patrick Lammers, "I guess if you are female and need to reset the router, you are outta luck."
    Tea see pee, I pee, you pee, we all pee.
  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Actually it is. The purpose of the pictograms is to communicate the message to people who can't read that crazy moon language that the text is in. They fail at that by providing two contradicting pictograms.
    No, the pictograms show what each block of text is about: * Tickets * Smoking prohibition * When bicycles are allowed * When bicycles are not allowed * Rollerskate prohibition * Foot-on-seat prohibition * Audible music prohibition * Food and drink prohibition * Presence of CCTV cameras * Something to do with pushchairs ("buggies" for the USians among you)

    Also, you should look more closely at the picture. There are two crazy moon languages there. The second one is English.

  • GENIUS! (unregistered) in reply to L.
    L.:
    Regarding 4 LOOP and the comment.... you .. goddamn ... friggin . noob.

    4loop is 1337, foreach is nub stuff ... can't believe anyone would pick 4each as plate and expect mr. 4loop to talk to them --

    w/e code noober everyday is what they teach so go ahead knock yourself out... ... with a running chainsaw, please.

    2 eech they're pwn.

    Captcha: genitus, genitalia of geniuses?

  • Your name (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic

    Nope, neither "pushchair" nor "buggy" is USian. Try again please.

  • Jellineck (unregistered) in reply to Your name
    Your name:
    Nope, neither "pushchair" nor "buggy" is USian. Try again please.

    And not USian, either. Try again, please.

  • nan (unregistered) in reply to L.
    L.:
    Regarding 4 LOOP and the comment.... you .. goddamn ... friggin . noob.

    4loop is 1337, foreach is nub stuff ... can't believe anyone would pick 4each as plate and expect mr. 4loop to talk to them --

    w/e code noober everyday is what they teach so go ahead knock yourself out... ... with a running chainsaw, please.

    biting the troll bait probably, but I so fucking hate the idiots that write like this. Leet speak is only used by forever alone retarded dickbags.

  • L. (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Anon:
    Actually it is. The purpose of the pictograms is to communicate the message to people who can't read that crazy moon language that the text is in. They fail at that by providing two contradicting pictograms.
    No, the pictograms show what each block of text is about: * Tickets * Smoking prohibition * When bicycles are allowed * When bicycles are not allowed * Rollerskate prohibition * Foot-on-seat prohibition * Audible music prohibition * Food and drink prohibition * Presence of CCTV cameras * Something to do with pushchairs ("buggies" for the USians among you)

    Also, you should look more closely at the picture. There are two crazy moon languages there. The second one is English.

    Pictograms exist for the illiterate, it's their main use ever since they were created, however you may feel about them doesn't matter much.

    So. gfys, thankyouverymuch

  • (cs)

    In Massachusetts back in the '60's, a red and yellow light at the same time meant "Walk".

    "Be a good gal, be a good fellow, walk only on the red and yellow."

  • Stev (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Synchronos:
    What the earlier poster said: The sticker tells the rules when the bicycles are permitted, and when not. No WTF, or even anything out of usual there.

    Actually it is. The purpose of the pictograms is to communicate the message to people who can't read that crazy moon language that the text is in. They fail at that by providing two contradicting pictograms.

    If that were the case, why bother with the crazy moon language at all? The picture should be enough.

  • Jake Amman (unregistered) in reply to Your name
    Your name:
    Nope, neither "pushchair" nor "buggy" is USian. Try again please.
    Here in Lancaster, USA, "buggy" is a common word. However, I do not think it is the same as "pushchair". This sounds like a game perhaps children would play before they become old enough to work at 8 years old.
  • L. (unregistered) in reply to nan
    nan:
    L.:
    Regarding 4 LOOP and the comment.... you .. goddamn ... friggin . noob.

    4loop is 1337, foreach is nub stuff ... can't believe anyone would pick 4each as plate and expect mr. 4loop to talk to them --

    w/e code noober everyday is what they teach so go ahead knock yourself out... ... with a running chainsaw, please.

    biting the troll bait probably, but I so fucking hate the idiots that write like this. Leet speak is only used by forever alone retarded dickbags.

    1337 is good old style sir, and you should respect it just like you should respect quake3 and starcraft until you die.

    It's quite unfortunate that the fact that little kids abused leet speak at some point ruins the reference for you forever.

    Also, please remove that sand from your vagina, your "bias" is showing --

  • Jake Amman (unregistered) in reply to L.
    L.:
    nan:
    L.:
    Regarding 4 LOOP and the comment.... you .. goddamn ... friggin . noob.

    4loop is 1337, foreach is nub stuff ... can't believe anyone would pick 4each as plate and expect mr. 4loop to talk to them --

    w/e code noober everyday is what they teach so go ahead knock yourself out... ... with a running chainsaw, please.

    biting the troll bait probably, but I so fucking hate the idiots that write like this. Leet speak is only used by forever alone retarded dickbags.

    1337 is good old style sir, and you should respect it just like you should respect quake3 and starcraft until you die.

    It's quite unfortunate that the fact that little kids abused leet speak at some point ruins the reference for you forever.

    Also, please remove that sand from your vagina, your "bias" is showing --

    Here in Lancaster, US children do not play video games except when visiting English homes.

  • L. (unregistered) in reply to Jake Amman
    Jake Amman:
    L.:
    nan:
    L.:
    Regarding 4 LOOP and the comment.... you .. goddamn ... friggin . noob.

    4loop is 1337, foreach is nub stuff ... can't believe anyone would pick 4each as plate and expect mr. 4loop to talk to them --

    w/e code noober everyday is what they teach so go ahead knock yourself out... ... with a running chainsaw, please.

    biting the troll bait probably, but I so fucking hate the idiots that write like this. Leet speak is only used by forever alone retarded dickbags.

    1337 is good old style sir, and you should respect it just like you should respect quake3 and starcraft until you die.

    It's quite unfortunate that the fact that little kids abused leet speak at some point ruins the reference for you forever.

    Also, please remove that sand from your vagina, your "bias" is showing --

    Here in Lancaster, US children do not play video games except when visiting English homes.

    I think nagesh was more fun tbh, go back to that sock puppet, pretty please.

  • Jake Amman (unregistered) in reply to L.
    L.:
    Jake Amman:
    L.:
    nan:
    L.:
    Regarding 4 LOOP and the comment.... you .. goddamn ... friggin . noob.

    4loop is 1337, foreach is nub stuff ... can't believe anyone would pick 4each as plate and expect mr. 4loop to talk to them --

    w/e code noober everyday is what they teach so go ahead knock yourself out... ... with a running chainsaw, please.

    biting the troll bait probably, but I so fucking hate the idiots that write like this. Leet speak is only used by forever alone retarded dickbags.

    1337 is good old style sir, and you should respect it just like you should respect quake3 and starcraft until you die.

    It's quite unfortunate that the fact that little kids abused leet speak at some point ruins the reference for you forever.

    Also, please remove that sand from your vagina, your "bias" is showing --

    Here in Lancaster, US children do not play video games except when visiting English homes.

    I think nagesh was more fun tbh, go back to that sock puppet, pretty please.

    Who is nagesh? Sounds like heathen god from one of the oriental cultures.

  • Chelloveck (unregistered)

    Dear god. I thought that stupid "Please consider the environment..." signature was just something stupid done by a local company. Seeing it here as well made me Google it. Sonuvabitch, there's actually a movement to encourage people to append this insulting phrase to their mail. My respect for humanity has just dropped another notch.

  • Jim (unregistered)

    Schrödinger brand bikes only please.

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to Stev
    Stev:
    Anon:
    Synchronos:
    What the earlier poster said: The sticker tells the rules when the bicycles are permitted, and when not. No WTF, or even anything out of usual there.

    Actually it is. The purpose of the pictograms is to communicate the message to people who can't read that crazy moon language that the text is in. They fail at that by providing two contradicting pictograms.

    If that were the case, why bother with the crazy moon language at all? The picture should be enough.

    Exactly.

  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to Chelloveck
    Chelloveck:
    Dear god. I thought that stupid "Please consider the environment..." signature was just something stupid done by a local company. Seeing it here as well made me Google it. Sonuvabitch, there's actually a movement to encourage people to append this insulting phrase to their mail. My respect for humanity has just dropped another notch.
    Planet is a life forse of all living thing. Saving the environment is being a good thing.

    Please consider environment before printing this comment.

  • (cs) in reply to Your name
    Your name:
    Nope, neither "pushchair" nor "buggy" is USian. Try again please.
    "Pushchair" - well, duh, of course not. It's normal British usage. "Buggy" - um, yes. When I lived in USia, that was the name they were given.
  • (cs) in reply to tharpa
    tharpa:
    In Massachusetts back in the '60's, a red and yellow light at the same time meant "Walk".

    "Be a good gal, be a good fellow, walk only on the red and yellow."

    So 60s Massachussettsians got run over a lot when on vacation in Britain, then? (Normal traffic light sequence: R, RY, G, Y, R.)
  • (cs) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Your name:
    Nope, neither "pushchair" nor "buggy" is USian. Try again please.
    "Pushchair" - well, duh, of course not. It's normal British usage. "Buggy" - um, yes. When I lived in USia, that was the name they were given.
    Actually babies in the US are not traditionally kept in any type of wheeled vehicle. [image]
  • dr memals (unregistered) in reply to Chelloveck
    Chelloveck:
    Dear god. I thought that stupid "Please consider the environment..." signature was just something stupid done by a local company. Seeing it here as well made me Google it. Sonuvabitch, there's actually a movement to encourage people to append this insulting phrase to their mail. My respect for humanity has just dropped another notch.
    oh dear we are in to negative numbers
  • NageshIsTheGreatestWhatTheFuckOnThisSite (unregistered)

    Is it just me or does anyone else skip past the annoying Sponsor Appreciation spam ads?

  • Polar Bear (unregistered)

    This comment is both allowed and not allowed.

  • Me (unregistered)

    The traffic light one is easy. You're supposed to stop, unless you're turning right. Or going straight. And the yellow light is on to warn you that many of the other drivers may be somewhat confused.

  • uxor (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    Steve The Cynic:
    Your name:
    Nope, neither "pushchair" nor "buggy" is USian. Try again please.
    "Pushchair" - well, duh, of course not. It's normal British usage. "Buggy" - um, yes. When I lived in USia, that was the name they were given.
    Actually kids in the US are not traditionally kept in any type of wheeled vehicle.

    [image]

    FTFY

  • Jack (unregistered)

    I can't quite make out what it is the tram sign is advising us not to kick, but perhaps it is the stroller zooming off the right edge of the sign. You guys must live in some kind of police state. Kicking strollers off the train is perfectly reasonable.

  • Fred (unregistered)

    No, no, you got it wrong. The camera is pointing right at the baby stroller. There's no red bar, so they're saying kiddie pr0n is legal in that country.

  • (cs) in reply to Synchronos

    Actually the "4 LOOP" license may just be a runner proud of having completed 4 loops at the Barkley. Maybe one day they'll complete the 5th loop and get a new tag.

  • Ralph (unregistered) in reply to Chelloveck
    Chelloveck:
    Dear god. I thought that stupid "Please consider the environment..." signature was just something stupid done by a local company. Seeing it here as well made me Google it. Sonuvabitch, there's actually a movement to encourage people to append this insulting phrase to their mail. My respect for humanity has just dropped another notch.
    I always wondered what (if anything) those anti-print advocates were thinking when they attached that message. Does their website explain exactly how printing a page destroys the environment? I'd google it myself but I don't want to waste the electrons. They're so scarce you know.

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