• Jim (unregistered) in reply to random.next

    Um, the mug isn't coming from microsoft. Unless they bought thedailywtf, which I think we would have heard about. ;-)

  • Jim (unregistered) in reply to random.next
    random.next:
    Anonymous Cow-Herd:
    Shipping costs are a problem for Microsoft? Oh, what a shame. If only there were some way to distribute software without having to post discs halfway around the world ...
    Oh, so it’s only a digital mug… and I was looking forward to using it to drink my non-digital coffee. :-(

    The response above was supposed to include that quote :-(

  • boog h8r (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog:
    Nagesh (defective copy):
    I am being reincarnated as umbrela the afterlifes and having to listen to Rihana song always.
    You can't be reincarnated because you're a clone; you don't have a soul.
    Since when did you become the resident religion expert?
  • boog h8r (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog:
    Malenfant:
    bertram:
    eVil:
    Does Nagesh...
    You know, I'm starting to wonder if he's in some way associated with the site...
    As it's an unregistered Nagesh, what leads you to believe it is always the same person?
    I can't speak for bertram, but what leads me to believe it's always the same person is purely personal preference. In fact, I prefer to believe that all unregistered trolls on this site are actually just one sad little pinhead sitting in his parents' basement entertaining himself with sockpuppets. And why shouldn't I? It's hilarious and makes me feel superior.

    What? Most of you are thinking it too.

    No, sorry boog, that would be you.

  • boog (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog:
    Nagesh (defective copy):
    I am being reincarnated as umbrela the afterlifes and having to listen to Rihana song always.
    You can't be reincarnated because you're a clone; you don't have a soul.
    Who cares?
  • boog (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog:
    ted:
    Craig:
    Everyone knows what happens when you push the button...

    [image]

    Family Guy? Really? That's even less funny than xkcd links.

    What, no rewrite/parody of ted's rant this time? I'm disappointed.
    I'm pretty sure I would have strangled the penguin before you got a chance to re-write and post as a sock puppet.

    Your not too smart, are you?

  • Matt XIV (unregistered)

    Not only did the engineers attach a vibration senstive instrument and a speaker to the same frame to make an appliance that has no logical reason for existing, they positioned the speaker so that voice coil is moving in the same axis as the force sensors of the scale are measuring and a piece of glass is centered over the speaker a short distance away from the cone. Someone clearly put a lot of effort into optimizing this device to be as self-defeating as possible.

  • (cs)

    Anyone actually sign up for a Windows Live account to get the mug?

    Apparently M$'s algorithms aren't very smart.

    [image]
  • (cs) in reply to Dave Rifledude
    Dave Rifledude:
    Rob:
    TRWTF is nobody realized that IKEA hot dog sign is intended to be funny.
    My God... it's full of WHOOSH!

    Was that the sound of a deadline flying by, or an esoteric IKEA joke? Eh, the deadline at least makes more sense to me. :)

    captcha icantbelieveisignedupforamicrosoftservicetogetadwtfmug: I can't believe I signed up for a Microsoft service to get a DailyWTF mug. (okay, so that wasn't really a captcha).

  • ted (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    det:
    A ted comment? Really? That's even less funny than a Nagesh comment.

    I sense another meme coming on...

    Dude, what the fuck is your problem? I'm so tired of this bullshit meme thing. Every time someone fucking says something repeatedly, out trots the "meme" comment. Memes were funny the first time I read them, your bullshit attempt is just lame and sad.

  • (cs)

    In no particular order:

    • Anybody can make a website look stupid with Photoshop. (Must be an old picture, because Zazzle doesn't show this item anymore...)

    • Forget the personal e-mail address, I want to know WWVB. (What Would Vicki Buy?)

    • If I had an iPod/iPhone, it wouldn't come ANYWHERE NEAR food prep.

    • You think that gear diagram is bad, there was a diagram released by the US government a while back (might have even been featured on this site?) with three fully interlocked gears that were supposed to represent different branches or groups within government. (i.e. each gear meshed with both of the others.) The winner? Gears in this configuration would be completely locked and incapable of movement.

  • Sponsor Appreciation BS (unregistered)

    TRWTF is that Alex expects us to support his sponsors after leaving us hanging yesterday.

  • (cs) in reply to boog h8r
    boog h8r:
    Really? Wow. Welcome to the club.
    boog h8r:
    boog:
    Nagesh (defective copy):
    I am being reincarnated as umbrela the afterlifes and having to listen to Rihana song always.
    You can't be reincarnated because you're a clone; you don't have a soul.
    Since when did you become the resident religion expert?
    Since when did I claim to be the expert of anything? Your words not mine, buddy.
  • (cs) in reply to GalacticCowboy
    GalacticCowboy:
    ... * You think that gear diagram is bad, there was a diagram released by the US government a while back (might have even been featured on this site?) with three fully interlocked gears that were supposed to represent different branches or groups within government. (i.e. each gear meshed with both of the others.) The winner? Gears in this configuration would be completely locked and incapable of movement.

    So where is the WTF in that? Sounds pretty accurate to me. :)

  • (cs) in reply to boog h8r
    boog h8r:
    boog:
    Malenfant:
    bertram:
    eVil:
    Does Nagesh...
    You know, I'm starting to wonder if he's in some way associated with the site...
    As it's an unregistered Nagesh, what leads you to believe it is always the same person?
    I can't speak for bertram, but what leads me to believe it's always the same person is purely personal preference. In fact, I prefer to believe that all unregistered trolls on this site are actually just one sad little pinhead sitting in his parents' basement entertaining himself with sockpuppets. And why shouldn't I? It's hilarious and makes me feel superior.

    What? Most of you are thinking it too.

    No, sorry boog, that would be you.
    The joke's on you dipshit, I'm in the attic.

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog:
    boog:
    Nagesh (defective copy):
    I am being reincarnated as umbrela the afterlifes and having to listen to Rihana song always.
    You can't be reincarnated because you're a clone; you don't have a soul.
    Who cares?
    My sentiments exactly!
  • Tom (unregistered)

    "Advanced Repellency"? I'd wait for the English translation of those gloves.

  • ted (unregistered) in reply to ted
    ted:
    C-Octothorpe:
    det:
    A ted comment? Really? That's even less funny than a Nagesh comment.

    I sense another meme coming on...

    Dude, what the fuck is your problem? I'm so tired of this bullshit meme thing. Every time someone fucking says something repeatedly, out trots the "meme" comment. Memes were funny the first time I read them, your bullshit attempt is just lame and sad.

    Stop posting as me posting as ted, retard.

  • ted (unregistered) in reply to dohpaz42
    dohpaz42:
    Dave Rifledude:
    Rob:
    TRWTF is nobody realized that IKEA hot dog sign is intended to be funny.
    My God... it's full of WHOOSH!

    Was that the sound of a deadline flying by, or an esoteric IKEA joke? Eh, the deadline at least makes more sense to me. :)

    Uh-oh, we it comes again...

    WWWWHHHHHOOOOSSSSHHHHH!

    Seriously, how could someone be so dense?

  • (cs) in reply to ted
    ted:
    C-Octothorpe:
    det:
    A ted comment? Really? That's even less funny than a Nagesh comment.

    I sense another meme coming on...

    Dude, what the fuck is your problem? I'm so tired of this bullshit meme thing. Every time someone fucking says something repeatedly, out trots the "meme" comment. Memes were funny the first time I read them, your bullshit attempt is just lame and sad.

    Solution: Stop saying things repeatedly.

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

  • ted (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog:
    ted:
    C-Octothorpe:
    det:
    A ted comment? Really? That's even less funny than a Nagesh comment.

    I sense another meme coming on...

    Dude, what the fuck is your problem? I'm so tired of this bullshit meme thing. Every time someone fucking says something repeatedly, out trots the "meme" comment. Memes were funny the first time I read them, your bullshit attempt is just lame and sad.

    Solution: Stop saying things repeatedly.

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

    Solution: Stop paying things period

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog:
    ted:
    C-Octothorpe:
    det:
    A ted comment? Really? That's even less funny than a Nagesh comment.

    I sense another meme coming on...

    Dude, what the fuck is your problem? I'm so tired of this bullshit meme thing. Every time someone fucking says something repeatedly, out trots the "meme" comment. Memes were funny the first time I read them, your bullshit attempt is just lame and sad.

    Solution: Stop breathing.

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

    There, FTFY...

  • (cs) in reply to ted
    ted:
    boog:
    ted:
    I'm so tired of this bullshit meme thing. Every time someone fucking says something repeatedly, blah blah whine blah...
    Solution: Stop saying things repeatedly.

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

    Solution: Stop paying things period

    Sure, you could try that. Whatever works best.

  • (cs) in reply to ted
    ted:
    Solution: Stop paying things period

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

    Damn anarchists.

  • ted (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog:
    ted:
    boog:
    ted:
    I'm so tired of this bullshit meme thing. Every time someone fucking says something repeatedly, blah blah whine blah...
    Solution: Stop saying things repeatedly.

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

    Solution: Stop paying things period

    Do that and everybody's a winner.

    Sure, you could try that. Whatever works best.

    Are you under the impression that I'm the real ted? I'm not - the real ted keeps posting and people think I said things he said as him. But it's not me, only some of them are me (fake ted), several others are actually real ted, although it's possible that there are actually other fake teds that I don't know about and so it's possible that none of these are the real ted, but in any event, I'm not the same ted you responded to 3 posts ago and it wouldn't make any sense to respond to me as though I were him.

  • (cs)

    Ok, can we stop feeding the 15 year old bored kid trolling on his parents machine yet?

    Wait... I just fed him didn't I? DAMNIT... Diabolical genius this TED is...

  • SilentRunner (unregistered) in reply to Free Pass

    Does "aweful" mean full of awe? Or did you mean awful?

    Sometimes I can spend hours reading a sentence and never get any thing worthwhile done.

  • (cs)

    Although I'd love to have a free TDWTF mug, my soul is far more valuable to me.

  • (cs) in reply to halber_mensch
    halber_mensch:
    Although I'd love to have a free TDWTF mug, my soul is far more valuable to me.
    I was thinking the same thing. I thought, "maybe just for a free mug", but when I clicked the link I was presented the following text:
    "The Cloud" is here to stay - sooner or later you will have to deal with it, and learn to use it!
    Yeah, I'm not rewarding that kind of marketing crap by signing up, even for a free trial (and free mug).
  • (cs) in reply to SilentRunner
    SilentRunner:
    Free Pass:
    Ye gods, Azure is aweful. At least I get a mug for this disaster.
    Does "aweful" mean full of awe? Or did you mean awful?

    Sometimes I can spend hours reading a sentence and never get any thing worthwhile done.

    I think the word is "offal".

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog:
    halber_mensch:
    Although I'd love to have a free TDWTF mug, my soul is far more valuable to me.
    I was thinking the same thing. I thought, "maybe just for a free mug", but when I clicked the link I was presented the following text:
    "The Cloud" is here to stay - sooner or later you will have to deal with it, and learn to use it!
    Yeah, I'm not rewarding that kind of marketing crap by signing up, even for a free trial (and free mug).

    Holy shit, I thought you were kidding about the "deal with it" marketing... Wow, I wonder what kind of marketing maven thought it would be a good idea to use that kind of wording?

    All they're missing is a swastika and a something saying "Brought to you by Führer Gates!"...

  • boog (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ok, can we stop feeding the 15 year old bored kid trolling on his parents machine yet?

    Wait... I just fed him didn't I? DAMNIT... Diabolical genius this TED is...

    I concur, we have serious business to get back to!

  • boog (unregistered) in reply to halber_mensch
    halber_mensch (defective copy):
    Although I'd love to have a free TDWTF mug, my soul is far more valuable to me.
    Your a clone, you don't have a soul.
  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ok, can we stop feeding the 15 year old bored kid trolling on his parents machine yet?

    Wait... I just fed him didn't I? DAMNIT... Diabolical genius this TED is...

    If you think he's so immature, try being the adult and just get over it.

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ok, can we stop feeding the 15 year old bored kid trolling on his parents machine yet?

    Wait... I just fed him didn't I? DAMNIT... Diabolical genius this TED is...

    If you think he's so immature, try being the adult and just get over it.

    Meh, it's Friday...

  • (cs)

    Fuck international shipping, I WANT that mug. :(

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Anon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ok, can we stop feeding the 15 year old bored kid trolling on his parents machine yet?

    Wait... I just fed him didn't I? DAMNIT... Diabolical genius this TED is...

    If you think he's so immature, try being the adult and just get over it.

    Meh, it's Friday...

    So just after you complain about someone else's lack of maturity, you readily excuse your own. Nice.

    Maybe that's why the internet is the way it is. Everyone blaming everyone else.

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog (cheap imitation):
    halber_mensch:
    Although I'd love to have a free TDWTF mug, my soul is far more valuable to me.
    Your a clone, you don't have a soul.
    No, he's registered.

    You're doing it wrong.

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Anon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ok, can we stop feeding the 15 year old bored kid trolling on his parents machine yet?

    Wait... I just fed him didn't I? DAMNIT... Diabolical genius this TED is...

    If you think he's so immature, try being the adult and just get over it.

    Meh, it's Friday...

    So just after you complain about someone else's lack of maturity, you readily excuse your own. Nice.

    I thought so too.

    Dude, I'm bored, STOP feeding me

  • (cs) in reply to Meatloaf
    Meatloaf:
    [image]

    Two out of three ain't bad.

    No, but the third one is.

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Anon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Anon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ok, can we stop feeding the 15 year old bored kid trolling on his parents machine yet?

    Wait... I just fed him didn't I? DAMNIT... Diabolical genius this TED is...

    If you think he's so immature, try being the adult and just get over it.

    Meh, it's Friday...

    So just after you complain about someone else's lack of maturity, you readily excuse your own. Nice.

    I thought so too.

    Dude, I'm bored, STOP feeding me

    You left off the part where I explained how you're enabling your own problems.

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    You left off the part where I explained how you're enabling your own problems.

    Whatever makes your world go 'round dude...

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Anon:
    You left off the part where I explained how you're enabling your own problems.

    Whatever makes your world go 'round dude...

    You shrug it off like you don't care, but I know you do because you keep responding.

    Can you help it? Try. Just try not to respond. Tsk, tsk. And you think of others as bored teenagers. Don't you have work to do?

  • (cs) in reply to frits
    frits:
    ted:
    Solution: Stop paying things period

    Do that and everybody's a lobster.

    Damn anarchists.

    Damn surrealists.
  • (cs) in reply to Meatloaf
    Meatloaf:
    [image]

    Two out of three ain't bad.

    Clockwise, anti-clockwise, FILE_NOT FOUND: Pick any two out of three.

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog:
    halber_mensch:
    Although I'd love to have a free TDWTF mug, my soul is far more valuable to me.
    I was thinking the same thing. I thought, "maybe just for a free mug", but when I clicked the link I was presented the following text:
    "The Cloud" is here to stay - sooner or later you will have to deal with it, and learn to use it!
    Yeah, I'm not rewarding that kind of marketing crap by signing up, even for a free trial (and free mug).

    I will NOT deal with the clown! The clown is evil. Do not trust the clown.

    Sent from my Blackberry.

  • Letters (unregistered) in reply to DaveK
    DaveK:
    frits:
    ted:
    Solution: Stop paying things period

    Do that and everybody's a mobster.

    Damn anarchists.

    Damn surrealists.
    Damn organized crime
  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to Letters
    Letters:
    DaveK:
    frits:
    ted:
    Solution: Stop flaying girls on their period!

    You monster!

    Damn anarchists.

    Damn surrealists.
    Damn organized crime
    Damn serial killers.
  • (cs)

    TRWTF is that if IKEA did have an all beef hot dog, they'd call it TÜÜBSTEJK or something.

  • (cs) in reply to SilentRunner
    SilentRunner:
    Does "aweful" mean full of awe? Or did you mean awful?

    Sometimes I can spend hours reading a sentence and never get any thing worthwhile done.

    You do realize that "awful" is a shortening of "aweful", and does in fact mean "awe inspiring", yes? Note that some things can be awe-inspiringly good, and others can be awe-inspiringly bad.

    Terrific primarily means "terrifying", by the way.

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