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I assume you tried "my balls"?
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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of it's legs is both the same.
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Edit: Sorry, Thom already did that.
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I think this is a pretty good time to try that thing you were going to put in your...
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There's a trick to avoiding that:
You have to stop being a pretentious butthole;)
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A: No, but she has an enormous "howeverr".
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I am.
(For those who didn't get the reference)
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It's extremely inefficient to fire off a new SELECT ... LIKE for every key pressed! It would have to sequentially scan every record in the table.
This sort of feature is probably better implemented with map - reduce on a flat file
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Soon.
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I'm assuming they did this in order to save space in the database. I'd guess that there's a question table with a question and an ID. Then there's another table that has the user id, question id, and the answer. So rather than have an individual question row for each user, it tries to match the question you want to ask with one that already exists. That'll keep out multiple rows of the same question. They just screwed up how they search for pre-existing questions.
If you're REALLY concerned about database space, this might be a decent idea to help squeeze our every last inch of space. But you'd have match the questions exactly.
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I've been through the whole Freemail personal certificate offering from Thawte, including identity assurance and I'm now at notary level. I've encountered numerous faults with their system:
They have said that they are reviewing the website, hopefully including some use of mapping techniques. Everyone I've encountered related to the identity assurance side of things seems to have joined around the year 2000, with nothing much happening since. Perhaps that's because VeriSign bought them out in 2002 and now offer a year's digital certificate through a single webpage form for $25.
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meh, just answer all the questions with NOWAYINHELLWILLIANSWERTHIS. It's long enough to be secure, bears no relation to the question, easy to remember, and once more people implement this, I'll get free money.
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... and what was your username again?
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Q: Does your wife have a big butt? A: WifeNotFound
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C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!
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I wasn't aware Sir Mix-A-Lot used Thawte.
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I think this is a pretty good time to try that thing you were going to put in your ass the night you...
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen (european) swallow? Approximately 10 m/s.
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
--MAB
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Q: How many cat's does it take to put in a lightbulb? A: One. One to put in the lightbulb, and one to not put in the lightbulb at the same time.
Also, some of those questions remind me of this: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/07/12/
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Sounds like it's a case of severe rectal/cranial inversion.
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No quack.
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Isn't it ironic that this issue would come out of a company that advertises "a tried and tested way to secure all e-mail communications"?
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I think this is a pretty good time to try that thing you were going to put in your ass the night you broke the flow of...
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I think this is a pretty good time to try that thing you were going to put in your ass the night you broke the flow of this stupid sentence!
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The best part of all that is the question about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. That never gets old.
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So today when I am asked to select a password, I am warned that I should not use my name, my birth date, my social security number, the city I live in, or any other "personally identifiable" information, because a hacker might find out the answers to these questions. Then I am told that in case I forget my secret password, I should enter what amounts to an alternate password, where I am not only ENCOURAGED to give personally identifiable information, but indeed to identify exactly what personally identifiable information it is.
If I just used the name of my home town as my password, at least a hacker would not have any easy way to know that I used the name of my home town and not my first girlfriend or my favorite color or whatever. But with these "security questions", they specifically tell the hacker what personal information they're looking for!
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Using "what is your favorite color" as a security question is sexist. It makes men's accounts much more vulnerable than women's. After all, if you ask a man to name his favorite color, his answer is likely to be limited to one of "red", "blue", "green", "yellow", "orange" and perhaps a dozen or so other possibilites. A hacker could easily run through all the possibilities in a few minutes. But a woman may say "burgundy" or "mauve" or "chartreuse" or "sea foam" or hundreds of other colors that I couldn't identify if you showed them to me.
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I remember that from a book. Wasn't it one of those adventure game books - turn to page 5 if you want to go left?
Pip as the character name rings a bell but what was the book?
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That would be Space Explorations by the pioneering choose-your-own-adventure author Charlie Dickens.
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Mu!
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if you are anything like me, then try: 450-495 nm
i hate when being a smart ass gets in my way later... like when you are asked the name of your first love and i have to remember the serial number for my old PS1... always ask yourself what you would have entered if you held contempt for the fact that you were tasked with creating the stupid question/answer pair to begin with.
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I always use something like "#00A0FF". 24 bits of entropy is better than 4.08746284125034 bits (the five named plus 12 others = 17 choices) .
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Apostrophe fail
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I love the "write your own questions," especially if there's a place where you can call and make someone ask you the question.
Operator: Ok, Mr. Klink, before we proceed, I need to verify your identity. What are you wearing?
Me: I think that's highly inappropriate.
Operator: Great, now how may I help you today?
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Nice. I just use the word "no". Love to answer that.
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How do you know that? Does the sentence make more sense to you without the apostrophe?
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No one from this site thought to lead the question, "What the..."?
luctus: Lucky Borg name
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I never would have guessed that Eugene Mirman was a WTF reader.
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I remember that one... here's another:
Q: Why do mice spin? A: The higher, the fewer.
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A very similar one: Q: What's the difference between a stove? A: The more you polish it gets.
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Also - as bonzombiekitty said, this might be an attempt at saving space/some freakish over-normalization/softcoding at work, except the coder didn't quite understand the proper way to write the SELECT statement.
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cement police car
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Try putting yourself down as being born before 1910. Apparently, Thawte is very ageist in its advertising.
captcha: opto ... optogenerian?
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"No, thanks."
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I'm a waffle man myself.