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You mean "of" the vehicle.
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I'll bet anyone 100,000 there won't be a new article today.
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Actually you can "live out of a suitcase"
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Aha. And that's why your company is doing so well. Asshole.
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For a complete ecosystem, you need to have both trolls, and billy-goats gruff for the trolls to harass.
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Nobody expects the Sarbanes-Oxley inquisition!
"Kerblekistan....keeping American developers employed by rewriting code that should have been written by us in the first place."
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id·i·om (n): 1. A speech form or an expression of a given language that is peculiar to itself grammatically or cannot be understood from the individual meanings of its elements, etc.
You can live out of a car. You can live out of a suitcase. You can live out your life.
You can fill out a form. You can also fill in a form.
After I fill up my gas take, do I then empty it down?
If a college student lives it up, he is probably not living up to his parents' expectations. He may never be able to live it down.
A child can act up and he can act out. I've never heard of a child acting in. If you want to make people think you're depressed you could act down.
If staying in bed very late is sleeping in, then is getting up early sleeping out?
Etc ad infinitum.
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Among my similar favorites:
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
About sentence fragments.
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
A pronoun should always agree with their antecedent.
When writing formally, dangling modifiers should be avoided.
I was going to add more, but it's a mute point by now.
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But was it a laughing matter? I think not.
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Weeee!
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Even after Bob, his retarted son and even the anal-repellent Zunesis in person showed up, still nobody mentioned Bert Glanstron?
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Why not call it bin? Security by obscurity? Why not just lock down bin properly and call it a day?
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Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.
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Google also finds 3 million hits for the phrase "I lved" to randomly pick something moronic. People who use google (via a basic google search) to check spelling or grammar should be deported to some special stupid reservation.
Captcha: ratis. We will only bill you for the 'G'.
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CAPTCHA: Akismet
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I missed a meme once. It was funny.
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Missed a meme? Well you're a fucking stupid cunt who needs his shitty arse kicked.
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I bet this is where Big Sean got his lyrical inspiration.
Right on that Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps Apps
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Matt Westwood is a dumbass.
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Ok, where's my money?
Sheesh, it can hardly even be considered "gambling" at this point.
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In the last 15 days, we've had 9 articles. That's about a 60% chance of getting a new article on any given day. Perhaps its time for a domain name change?
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I just booked themoreorlessdailywtf.com . just in case I could sell it back to alex.
Also picked up
thesometimesupdatedwtf.com theundisclosedreleaseschedulewtf.com etc.
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Me I'm in a hurry and I spend 90 bucks a month for internet, so if I can get my question answered within 7 seconds and get on with my day, then I'm happy.
TLDR: I used to be a perfect speller, like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Thats 9 articles in the last 11 days. I've never seen a post on the weekend. If you want to nitpick, it should be thebusinessdailywtf.com. But now we're just getting silly.
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And justifiably so! There's a reason Captain Renault would "round up the usual suspects" *
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Error: Ambiguous identifier. "winky".
That's what she said!*
*In keeping with the relentless deterioration of this thread. And before you accuse me of misogyny, I remind you that it is traditional to refer to compilers in the feminine.
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If you're trolling, well done. If not, please consider the following:
TDD is very hard to do retroactively. Hence the name, TEST DRIVEN development. Unit tests, by definition, should be isolated as they test, you guessed it, UNITS of code.
Unit tests alone do not a sound system make. Nobody ever said so. Mature testing strategies would make use of (among others) integration tests, system / end-to-end tests, and, of course, acceptance tests. IMO anyway. YMMV.
If you spend half of your time adjusting unit tests so that they compile, then you have a) a disguised integration test, or b) identified a code smell (the unit may need decomposition).
Most developers I've spoken to who dislike TDD are opposed to it because they believe it wastes time. This is false economy, since prevention is always cheaper than cure.
TL;DR - You don't understand TDD, which is why you think it's a waste of time.
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Nail on the head!
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So for this project I am using git source control, TDD (the other developers have never even heard of unit testing), fully OOP etc. I am excited to present this, because our management will actually listen and as long as I bring a strong enough case on why my methods are better than what we were doing previously things will change.
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What's wrong with it? We store our source in svn, and then we also store the offical qa server compiled binaries in source control.
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And you don't have any experience using any of those? And you're doing all of them together?
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I feel the pain. At the place I'm currently at, I had close to the same issue. When I first started, I took over a project from someone who was recently fired. In prepartaion for the next release-- I went through the standard motions (develop - test - qa - etc). With the build I got from TFS and that was being tested, we were ready for our next release! I deployed the build... and got a ton of complaints about how I "rolled everything back to a few prior releases (except my new changes). I guess my testing/QA people are worthless. Disassembling the prior release left little to no clues. Lucky for me, I think I found the correct source buried in some virtual machine. Nightmare.
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So uhm .. you work with people who have very limited knowledge of their own job . anything unusual you want to share with us maybe ?
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Google finds 6 million results for "incorect" so people employ that usage only half as much as "live out of" (NB - also 327 million for "incorrect").
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