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Actually, dear anonymous, my name is Leon Trotsky Jr., and I'm a hermaphrodite and an agent for both the CIA and KGB at once.
...What do you mean the KGB doesn't exist anymore? That's just what they want you to think.
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but he wants to be...
A LUMBERJACK !!!!!!
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... and this reminds me of that one guy who had heard about hotmail, but lacked both good English skills and common sense.
He went on to enter
www.hotmale.com
Oops!
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One word, though, that I found to have a bewildering amount of meanings is 'bar', both as a verb and a noun. Most of them related to a long, rectangular piece of wood, but still.
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Another good one is "set".
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I was once doing phone support for a little old lady, she wanted a email service that she could use while on holiday.
I told her, "just go to hotmail.com and setup and account."
she went to "hotmale.com" and got the shock of her life :-)
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don't you mean fale?
captcha: eros A little suspicious I think.
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gross. sad. stop it.
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Actually, Matt, you're a troll, liar, and male. Hello from LOR.
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Well, if you wanted to cement your site's reputation for being a bunch of dicks, you've succeeded all too well.
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How disappointed... I wrote the second story but it was nothing like that, I guess it was rewritten to fit with the first one =(.
I don't feel awkward or creeped out by my coworkers in any of my jobs, and I work as sysadmin, not as a dev. I'm good at what I do, my peers recognise that, and there is no need for me to invent a fake boyfriend.
As per future stories... After the HUGE change suffered by the one I submitted, I'll find a different medium to share them.
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I like the Male Services one.
It's one of the few entries where the submitter isn't bashing on someone else.
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They are pronounced the same, but I would expect the emphasis to be different for those two (sort-of) phrases.
"Mail services" I'd expect the emphasis to be on "mail", or no emphasis at all, unless we were already talking about mail <something>. So if someone emphasized "services" it would wrong-foot me.
Comment to a zombie article, I know.
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AS a female who has only ever worked in male dominated IT companies, its not OK to send creepy emails to girls that talk a lot about their boyfriends as that's how you end up with HR inviting you for a chat about sexual harassment, or driving the poor girl to turning into a savage creature that wants kill you, and tells all the other females that you are a pervert. This happened to an ex-colleague. When I said that needed time off, to look after my very real boyfriend as he had an op on his prostate. Suddenly it dawned on my colleagues that I might not be getting sex, and I was in demand as how could I turn down such a good looking bunch of guys (their mother's were terrible liars, and the wives must have married for money or its true love is blind). Well, one person who I nicked named Dr D_ckhead, suddenly started telling me that he was loaded and smart because he had a PhD, and could get my career to go in the direction I wanted. The condition was that I sneaked off with him on seedy B&B’s and worked late in a variety of pubs. The day-to-day invites, endless emails and texts, did indeed turn me into a savage creature who could hear his voice at least one hundred feet away and wanted to rip him to shreds like some Staffy with Squirrel. I was rude, short tempered and volatile in his company but it didn't stop him. Until one day, he decided that I was a crazy anorexic and made an idle threat at me. It was then discovered that he had been doing the same to another colleague who was ten years old my senior and married, but up'd the stakes with her. It was champagne, chocolates and business trips away to the Hilton. Well, as soon as we found out about one another, it was common knowledge around the account that Dr D_ckhead was a dirty old man. All the females were warned not to sit near him or stay in the same hotel, and under no circumstances get in a car alone with him. Apart for making me mentally unhinged it also gave me very real health problems, so what might be deemed as a ‘bit of a laugh’ is no laughing matter for the person on the receiving end. It could also cost you your job, I did not report Dr D_ckhead, but if I could go back in time, I would, as I fear that he is probably still behaving in the same way towards anything remotely female.
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there's an e-mail service called "hotmail"...but if you search for "hotmale" you get...well...NSFW stuff.
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