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You're forgetting that power comes out of maintenance costs, not IT. So essentially, it's free! YAY corporations.
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An oxymoron is a self-contradictory juxtaposition of terms.
A self-affirmatory oxymoron is therefore a self-affirmatory self-contradictory juxtaposition of terms.
That in itself is a self-contradictory juxtaposition of terms.
In other words "self-affirmatory oxymoron" is an oxymoron. Possibly even a reflexive or meta-oxymoron, but I was going to just be subtle and not spell it out.
However, you defeated me. Drat and double drat!
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Make sure that you don't connect it to the same machine. On boot, the parallel port has a I/O checkup which sets the 8 bits to 1 for a second. This will result in an infinite reboot loop.
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"turtles right the way down" is the proper phraseology, but I can only find references to "turtles all the way down." What is the origin of "turtles right the way down?"