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This website is ridiculous. He meant smoke pot. He doesn't have to specify that. Everyone here thinks they are so smart and end up making themselves look stupid.
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It depends upon personality, I think. Mind Control shows you would have a very dominating, controlling personality. Invisibility is much more passive, "I can do what I want and not disturb anyone". And if you can stop light from the visible spectrum from interacting with you, why wouldn't the infrared energy being produced by your body heat be masked as well? Perhaps the entire electromagnetic spectrum does not diffract nor emit from you if you're invisible.
For me, what I want is the ability to Save Game. Seriously, I could Save, try to rob a bank, get killed, Load Game, and try again using knowledge from my first attempt. It's what I miss most about returning to the Real World or playing multiplayer games. If at first you don't succeed, reload the save game and try, try again.
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Mind control is a good super power, but your life eventually becomes emotionally meaningless. You never know real companionship, because you can't be sure that your companion is true, or whether you're subconsciously controlling them to like you.
I guess if you stop believing in constructs like love, and wish only for physical benefits, then mind control can be considered the best superpower. I prefer agelessness, but it suffers from a similar problem, since you must force yourself to not become attached to those who will die, or else your entire existence will be suffering.
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As far as super powers go, we're assuming there is a certain ability to get around natural laws of physics, etc. So we can assume that, when invisible, the light interacts with your retina without actually being absorbed, refracted, nor reflected. This doesn't solve the issue with not having a lense, but we can assume that your retina would be sufficiently altered so as to make the lense unnecessary when invisible. Technically, it would be "impossible" (using current science) for a living thing to be naturally invisible without the aid of technology. An invsibility cloak is something else entirely, but not "invisible man" style invisibility.
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Yeah... I've often thought that. "Geez, I wish I could save state right now" or more often "Damn, I really wish I could reload from like an hour ago" :)
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For me, what I want is the ability to Save Game. Seriously, I could Save, try to rob a bank, get killed, Load Game, and try again using knowledge from my first attempt. It's what I miss most about returning to the Real World or playing multiplayer games. If at first you don't succeed, reload the save game and try, try again.
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I'd fail at this. Sure, at first I'd have a bunch of different saves but after a while I'd get lazy and just use the quick save button. 5 hours later I'd mess something up and instead of replaying the past 5 hours, I'd just stop playing.
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The minimum wage guy almost certainly burned his bridge too soon. Companies do not stay in business for 20 years, particularly in a field where incompetent companies tend to crash fast, by treating their employees like dirt. The interviewer probably misused a term that he did not fully understand. By throwing a tantrum our hero probably lost out on a decent-paying job. The real WTF here is that he never confirmed his suspicion before acting on it. Not the sort of person I would want working for me.
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Remember Batman's real superpower. He's rich.
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I agree for the most part, but there are mixed messages in that story. The interviewer mentions "salary" then "minimum wage". Usually it is one or the other.
At the same time, including "office assistant" in a job description screams "minimum wage" to me. I don't know why you would include that in a job description for a technical job.
Yet, any company in business that long that has learned to bring people in for a 90-day trial you would think should have it together better as far as terminology and the ability to precisely convey the parameters of employment.
Very confusing story if you ask me.
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I think everyone missed the real WTF in story #2: his new prospective boss was cool enough to realize that the interviewee was in a tight position and decide to rescue him.
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Uh oh, I was afraid of that being the case. I was outed!
(Actually, I've never really been in)
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[quote=Erzengel] Unless, of course, as I imagine in my case, "quick save" just creates a new save game named "quick save 1", "quick save 2", "quick save 3125972", etc, so you don't actually lose any data while quick saving. There are games like that, so that's how I imagine the super power being. [/quote]
I like the autosaving concept. Just have it set up to where you can load from any particular point in time.
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Rewind (though it's buggy in actual implementations in emulators because part of the state gets out of sync) beats quick save every time.
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For instance, i could load state from 5 minutes ago and click the 'preview' button instead of 'Submit.'
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I would have told him : "Numbers, numbers, my favourite is 215 because it is the 666th decimal of Pi in base 666."
This is better than quoting the Kabbala, and super-evil geek.
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Anyway, I can't help but imagine the "new boss" inviting the "old boss" to join them and discuss the OP's job performance.
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Honestly, I hadn't planned that far ahead!
Of course, what ever power I picked I'd probably get bored with in a few days and wish I'd picked something else.
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If ever asked the super power question, I'd make sure not to answer X-Ray vision. I can't think of anything that would make you look more of a pervert than that.
I'd also not answer laser / heat vision. Makes you look like a psychopath.
The save game idea is neat, but it makes you look like you make a lot of mistakes and don't want to be held responsible for them.
On reflection, maybe time travel would be a good answer. You can say you'd use it for learning (and not to visit kicking roman orgies) because you have a live long love of learning. And you'd like to time travel so you have more time to work!
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If ever asked the super power question, I'd make sure not to answer X-Ray vision. I can't think of anything that would make you look more of a pervert than that.
I'd also not answer laser / heat vision. Makes you look like a psychopath.
The save game idea is neat, but it makes you look like you make a lot of mistakes and don't want to be held responsible for them.
On reflection, maybe time travel would be a good answer. You can say you'd use it for learning (and not to visit kicking roman orgies) because you have a live long love of learning. And you'd like to time travel so you have more time to work!
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If you're getting laid why would you need sneak into a locker room?
Now, rather than have the power of invisibility, I think having the power of illusion would be much better. If you can make people think they see/hear something, you could have so much fun screwing with people.
Plus, you could give off the illusion that you're not standing there gawking in the locker room.
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TRWTF for the last one is sneaking around to get a new job. Grow some damn stones -- you're not looking for a new job for no reason, so tell your boss what the reason is. You want more money? You don't like what you're working on? Worst case (e.g. you hate your boss), make something up, but you really shouldn't have to do it behind your boss's back.
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Maybe the worst answer would be the ability to render people violently and uncontrollably insane. I would use it though, especially in a job I knew I wouldn't like, just to see the reaction.
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Meh, takes all the fun out of it. Give me "See the future" any day. You'd need the real deal, where you have control over it, not where you just get cryptic crap on occasion.
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In the vein of superpowers and job interviews... when the interviewer inevitably asks what your biggest weakness is, you should answer "Kryptonite".
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I think you need to rethink your math there...
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I'll raise with "giving Wheels the ability to walk" afterall, with Prof. X as your bitch he can control all the other mutants and make them do whatever your bidding was. MWAHAHAHAAA!
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Many employers will fire you if they find out you're looking for another job, as you're seen as bad for company morale. I'd assume he would want to keep his old job until he found a suitable new job (SOP for anyone with a brain. Don't leave yourself without an income).
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Wow, that will take some getting used to. In grad school your professor is more likely than not to join you for that lunchtime beer ;)
(Once spent 3 hours at the campus pub on a Friday afternoon with prof and research group)
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"Would you actually review my salary after 3 months to a 300% increase?"
Well, I can understand why you'd expect to have to pay a really brillant web designer or sysadmin something in the region of $40,000 a year, but for a half-way decent administrative assistant?
Forget it.
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I hadn't thought of it that way, but I would say that it would allow me to take more and bigger risks than I usually would. I only take risks when I know there's a fallback, a safety net. With save games, I would always have a safety net.
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Some special powers I'd consider:
The ability to make any woman love me AND to make her stop loving me
The ability to make computers do what I mean instead of what I say
The ability to get eight hours of sleep and still be at work on time no matter when I went to bed
The ability to unify physics and psychology
The ability to shunt excess heat energy from earth to outer space without having to rely on radiation
The ability to be as cool as the new boss in the third story
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Still in school, eh? So - you tell your boss you don't like working conditions. He tells you "ok, then get out" - because (in the US at least) employment is typically "at will"; meaning that you can get fired at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all.
So ... I suppose if you have no interest in ensuring that you have continued employment, your suggestion works well. But as for the rest of us in the real world... we'll have to "sneak around".
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That brings back memories. I remember spending 3 hours at the pub with the professor between their final and a second one. I finished the second 3 hour final in 45 minutes, and while I aced it, I was pretty nervous that the pub visit wasn't the smartest thing I could have done.
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Mind you, "Meet the new boss, eats at the same restaurant as the old boss" would probably have been too tricky a rhythm even for Keith Moon to master.
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What's with this site lately and an inability to think coherently?
Must. Drink. Nother. Quart. Tequila.
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TRWTF in the first two stories is how crappy jobs can be. I thought that the radio broadcasting business was pretty bad but it sounds as if the rest of the private sector sucks pretty badly, too.
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Well, I don't know where you live but where I live, I'd expect to pay a half way decent admin assistant around $35k per year and a really "brillant" web designer around $65k per year. The sysadmin (also just as "brillant") would go for at least $70k per year and probably a lot more than that if they were really that brilliant.
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Is that square root or cube root or ??
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Asimov's reply: "Einstein's theory is just that: a theory. Superman's flying is a fact."
*I don't know where I read it, and it certainly may be apocryphal. If you have details, feel free to post away.
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WTF is that supposed to mean? I'm saying, "According to our science, Superheroes cannot exist. Therefore, if we operate in a world where superheros exist, we cannot apply our science to them." Therefore, the argument that you cannot see whilst invisible is incorrect because you are applying our science to a world where our science cannot apply. Like applying quantum mechanics to planetary motion. It does not work.
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[quote user="K&T"][quote=Erzengel] Unless, of course, as I imagine in my case, "quick save" just creates a new save game named "quick save 1", "quick save 2", "quick save 3125972", etc, so you don't actually lose any data while quick saving. There are games like that, so that's how I imagine the super power being. [/quote]
I like the autosaving concept. Just have it set up to where you can load from any particular point in time. [/quote]
Just give me the cheat codes for unlimited life, endless ammo, etc.
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I'll pick teleportation - anywhere, any time, as often as I like. This requires that I be able to see enough of my destination to know that it's safe and also bring my clothes with me. It'd also be nice to be able to control a magic door - the other side can be 1000 miles away on the beach or something.
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He was already ready to turn down the job because they wanted him to be sys admin and office assistant on top of the web developer job. The fact that the interviewer who offered him the job didn't even know what the salary was, and seemed surprised that he wanted to know was just the last straw. (And expecting him to start the next day? This sounds more like hiring a minimum wage fry cook than a web developer)