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Erm, scarily I imagine he'd have gone for that :(
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"Now granted, this system was a 98 machine running on a beige box 500mhz and 128mb of ram"
Wow, 0.5 hertz. That's SLOW... I'm not sure you'd be able to do much with 128 millibits, though. ;)
CAPTCHA: odio - "I hate"
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I have seen an IP address field that was declared as a 1024 char string in a table were the primary key was declared as a 2 byte short to save space (of course this was all only noticed when the primary key field became full and the entire system stopped working).
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There may be a better way to approach someone about a new idea.. Never come to a person and say; hey, what you got sucks. It puts him on the defensive and will battle any idea you have. This is advice to anyone reading this. Talk about what the new system has. If you can keep all your statements positive, things should proceed smoothly.
(against my own advice i used never in this comment)
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Like those twins in Britain that didn't find out that they were twins until after they got married?
If they had one baby with two heads, the problem would only get worse...
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I actually read about this British guy that changed his name to James (Dr No, the titles of all the rest of the james bond movies enumarated, Casino Royale) Bond. I guess the developer that created this database must have read the same news article..
ahttp://www.mi6.co.uk/news/index.php?itemid=4416
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I probably won't be popular for saying this. I've done some volunteer work in the past for small non-profits; you can't count on the quality or training or sanity of who might be helping out or trying to fix things after you. In a situation like that, or perhaps in a seldom changing Radio station database, it is best to keep things as simple and idiot proof as possible; make it so that the guy who had a fortran programming class in 1988 (and nothing since) might be able to take a shot at it. In the situation as described, I think it might just make more sense to use a flat file.
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I suspect that someone who's seen users trying to put multi-byte ( Japanese, Korean, Chinese ) chars in as their middle-initial would have done that. . .
I'm continually sabotaged by systems that assume all postal-codes are numeric-zip-codes, so why not?
( PS: if someone out there knows for sure that multibyte chars aren't ever required for middle-initials, then say so, or if there's a guaranteed-minimum number of bytes that'll work. . . 255 is one single byte of array-index, so I suspect it was done by an oldtimer who learned on assembler or something )
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Initials of Scots names beginning Mc have three characters. You'd abbreviate 'James McDonald Dacre' as J.McD.D.
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I lolled really hard, still am
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By the time Starfleet Academy uses it to record Data's entrance, they'll need three characters: He is, I understand, NFM NMI Data
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WTF - don't the twins have different names? Or does the insurance company only have one person with each DOB? (max of 366 customers)
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