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frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?
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TRWTF is the description mix-up.
abigo: a bi gone now, tank you for te time!
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The real WTF is "ATM machine"
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I really can't be bothered to think up amusing witticisms about today's article when they're only going to get censored by Akismet. Please fix your spam filter so we can return to the cordial discourse we all used to enjoy here in the comments section.
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A French birth certificate and a citation for a Medal of Bravery?
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It's OK, people are just suffering from RAS Syndrome.
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As someone born and raised not too far from the Mall of New Hampshire, I'm glad to see they're as dumb now as they've always been.
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They were using the ATM in building consturction projects.
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Yeah, my local bank always displays that. I'm presuming to warn you that you may get some $10s as well as $20s. Problem is, I NEVER get any $10s from that machine.
captcha: nobis - I always try to be nobis and do the noble thing.
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I particularly like the existentialism in the two bullet points on the floss sign. They're so keen on us understanding that the second item must be, that they tell us twice.
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Pssst. Hey buddy. Want to buy a Social Security Number? Only used ONCE.
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Meijer is a Wal-mart like retailer that operates in the US Midwest, so that price would be in US Dollars.
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I entered my PIN Number on my ATM Machine.
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What an unusual mixture of comments.
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I hate akismet
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I also don't get the one about shipping since I don't see one that could in any way, shape or form be said to be "about shipping". WTF!
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I found body parts in my database once. It was pretty gruesome.
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Louis, My company uses the same dopey benefits company, and I also had the exact same issue!!!
As it turned out, the developers had set up some "fake" user accounts for the purposes of testing, and had assigned one of those fake accounts a random SSN -- except that they'd used MY SSN. So it was true, there was already an account with my SSN, because the dumbasses used a valid SSN that belonged to one of their clients!
Call 'em up, and give them the 'ol what-for.
captcha: dignissim (nearly killed 'em)
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Mayby the one using the word import.
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Stop that, or I'll report you to the Department of Redundancy Department!
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FTFY
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FTFY
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Really? Was it a BLOB?
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Sorry, was it a BLOB object?
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I love it when my trading partners are featured in Error'd.
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Isn't "hate" such a strong word? Wouldn't it be nicer to say "strongly dislike and wishing hot-sauce to spill in your eyes?"
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Yea, they really nailed you huh?
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Well, according to Opera, it has processed only 498,216,206,104 of those 116 messages. At that rate, it's going to take a while, and he's just going to have to wait.
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I'm worried about the label on the Automated ATM Machine that says "Dispense/Deposit". Basically if one hole is dispensing stuff, I'm not attracted to using that same hole to insert stuff. Maybe there are some ATM people who like that, but it just isn't my kink, you know?
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Lum has no problem at all unless it continues like in the xkcd comic:
(Ctrl-c...ctrl-c, ctrl-C-ctrl-C-ctrl-C...)
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I tend to like the continual input/output cycle myself.
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FTFY that for you.
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Ok, we all get it... Thanks.
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Wasn't making an identical post, I just fixed both of the quoted FTFYs and added the last to expedite things for everyone else. And this is the thanks I get!
Well, try to be nice and get spat upon, I see.
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I think you mean shat... Spitting is just gross. :)
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