• Someone Awful (unregistered)

    frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?

  • JB (unregistered)

    TRWTF is the description mix-up.

    abigo: a bi gone now, tank you for te time!

  • Steve The Cynic (cs) in reply to Someone Awful
    Someone Awful:
    frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?
    You don't think that 99.99 is a bit steep for floss? (Presuming we are talking dollars of any variety, euros, British pounds, Swiss francs, or such-like). Even given the BOGOF offer, I wouldn't pay more than a small handful of euros for floss.
  • Zachary (unregistered)

    The real WTF is "ATM machine"

  • Anonymous (unregistered)

    I really can't be bothered to think up amusing witticisms about today's article when they're only going to get censored by Akismet. Please fix your spam filter so we can return to the cordial discourse we all used to enjoy here in the comments section.

    Cue deletion by an admin in 3... 2... 1...

  • frits (cs)

    A French birth certificate and a citation for a Medal of Bravery?

  • frits (cs) in reply to Zachary
    Zachary:
    The real WTF is "ATM machine"
    Using a machine keeps things more sanitary.
  • EJ_ (cs)

    It's OK, people are just suffering from RAS Syndrome.

  • syockit (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Someone Awful:
    frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?
    You don't think that 99.99 is a bit steep for floss? (Presuming we are talking dollars of any variety, euros, British pounds, Swiss francs, or such-like). Even given the BOGOF offer, I wouldn't pay more than a small handful of euros for floss.
    99.99 yen is cheap (the .99 is 99 zeni). I don't pay anything at all for a floss, as I don't use them.
    "It seemed like a perfectly logical place to look," notes Lum.
    Maybe you mistook it for a ReiserFS?
  • EatenByAGrue (unregistered)

    As someone born and raised not too far from the Mall of New Hampshire, I'm glad to see they're as dumb now as they've always been.

  • FuBar (unregistered) in reply to syockit
    syockit:
    Steve The Cynic:
    "It seemed like a perfectly logical place to look," notes Lum.
    Maybe you mistook it for a ReiserFS?
    You win today's Internet. Jeez, I wish I'd thought of that one.
  • Nagesh (cs)

    They were using the ATM in building consturction projects.

  • dgvid (cs) in reply to Zachary
    Zachary:
    The real WTF is "ATM machine"
    Not a fan of RAS Syndrome, eh?
  • Cashcow (unregistered)

    Yeah, my local bank always displays that. I'm presuming to warn you that you may get some $10s as well as $20s. Problem is, I NEVER get any $10s from that machine.

    captcha: nobis - I always try to be nobis and do the noble thing.

  • DaveyDaveDave (cs)

    I particularly like the existentialism in the two bullet points on the floss sign. They're so keen on us understanding that the second item must be, that they tell us twice.

  • ParkinT (cs)

    Pssst. Hey buddy. Want to buy a Social Security Number? Only used ONCE.

  • powerlord (cs) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Someone Awful:
    frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?
    You don't think that 99.99 is a bit steep for floss? (Presuming we are talking dollars of any variety, euros, British pounds, Swiss francs, or such-like). Even given the BOGOF offer, I wouldn't pay more than a small handful of euros for floss.

    Meijer is a Wal-mart like retailer that operates in the US Midwest, so that price would be in US Dollars.

  • Rich (unregistered) in reply to Zachary

    I entered my PIN Number on my ATM Machine.

  • dkf (cs) in reply to frits
    frits:
    A French birth certificate and a citation for a Medal of Bravery?
    Of course. Someone's got to run away more slowly than everyone else.
  • Jon (unregistered)

    What an unusual mixture of comments.

  • Vacaloca (unregistered)

    I hate akismet

  • Alex (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    You don't think that 99.99 is a bit steep for floss?
    Not if it's made of unicorn guts.
  • Alex (unregistered) in reply to EJ_
    EJ_:
    It's OK, people are just suffering from RAS Syndrome.
    Don't know about you, but I enjoy my RAS syndrome.
  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to Someone Awful
    Someone Awful:
    frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?

    I also don't get the one about shipping since I don't see one that could in any way, shape or form be said to be "about shipping". WTF!

  • lolwtf (cs)

    I found body parts in my database once. It was pretty gruesome.

  • Kozz (unregistered)

    Louis, My company uses the same dopey benefits company, and I also had the exact same issue!!!

    As it turned out, the developers had set up some "fake" user accounts for the purposes of testing, and had assigned one of those fake accounts a random SSN -- except that they'd used MY SSN. So it was true, there was already an account with my SSN, because the dumbasses used a valid SSN that belonged to one of their clients!

    Call 'em up, and give them the 'ol what-for.

    captcha: dignissim (nearly killed 'em)

  • aliud (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Someone Awful:
    frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?

    I also don't get the one about shipping since I don't see one that could in any way, shape or form be said to be "about shipping". WTF!

    Mayby the one using the word import.

  • Mason Wheeler (cs) in reply to Rich
    Rich:
    I entered my PIN Number on my ATM Machine.

    Stop that, or I'll report you to the Department of Redundancy Department!

  • HellKarnassus (cs) in reply to Rich
    Rich:
    I entered my PIN Number on my ATM Machine.
    I also entered my PI Number on my ATM as ****. Unfortunately it matches my password and displays as stars!
  • homsar (cs) in reply to Zachary
    Zachary:
    The real WTF failure is "ATM machine"

    FTFY

  • dohpaz42 (cs) in reply to homsar
    homsar:
    Zachary:
    The real WTF fuck is "ATM machine"

    FTFY

    FTFY

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to lolwtf
    lolwtf:
    I found body parts in my database once. It was pretty gruesome.

    Really? Was it a BLOB?

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    lolwtf:
    I found body parts in my database once. It was pretty gruesome.

    Really? Was it a BLOB?

    Sorry, was it a BLOB object?

  • hoodaticus (cs)

    I love it when my trading partners are featured in Error'd.

  • hoodaticus (cs) in reply to Vacaloca
    Vacaloca:
    I hate akismet
    And I hate you.
  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to hoodaticus
    hoodaticus:
    Vacaloca:
    I hate akismet
    And I hate you.

    Isn't "hate" such a strong word? Wouldn't it be nicer to say "strongly dislike and wishing hot-sauce to spill in your eyes?"

  • sadwings (unregistered) in reply to Anonymous
    Anonymous:
    Cue deletion by an admin in 3... 2... 1...

    Yea, they really nailed you huh?

  • Enterprise Architect (cs) in reply to dgvid
    dgvid:
    Zachary:
    The real WTF is "ATM machine"
    Not a fan of RAS Syndrome, eh?
    FTFY.
  • Coyne (cs)

    Well, according to Opera, it has processed only 498,216,206,104 of those 116 messages. At that rate, it's going to take a while, and he's just going to have to wait.

  • Jeff (unregistered)

    I'm worried about the label on the Automated ATM Machine that says "Dispense/Deposit". Basically if one hole is dispensing stuff, I'm not attracted to using that same hole to insert stuff. Maybe there are some ATM people who like that, but it just isn't my kink, you know?

  • moz (unregistered) in reply to Alex
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  • Coyne (cs)

    Lum has no problem at all unless it continues like in the xkcd comic:

    Failed to find body part in database.
    Searching city...
    ...body part not found in city.
    Searching country...
    ...body part not found in country.
    Selecting target...
    Acquiring hit man...
    ...no cash for hit man.
    Robbing bank to get cash...
    ...cash acquired.
    Hiring hit man to terminate target...
    

    (Ctrl-c...ctrl-c, ctrl-C-ctrl-C-ctrl-C...)

  • frits (cs) in reply to Jeff
    Jeff:
    I'm worried about the label on the Automated ATM Machine that says "Dispense/Deposit". Basically if one hole is dispensing stuff, I'm not attracted to using that same hole to insert stuff. Maybe there are some ATM people who like that, but it just isn't my kink, you know?

    I tend to like the continual input/output cycle myself.

  • shadowman (cs) in reply to dohpaz42
    dohpaz42:
    homsar:
    Zachary:
    The real WTF fuck is "ATM machine"

    FTFY You

    FTFY for you

    FTFY that for you.

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to shadowman
    shadowman:
    dohpaz42:
    homsar:
    Zachary:
    The real WTF fuck is "ATM machine"

    FTFY You

    FTFY for you

    FTFY that for you.

    Ok, we all get it... Thanks.

  • pecus bill (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Someone Awful:
    frist post of no substance. And i don't get the one about shipping nor the one about floss... mabye wrong lines or a picture forgotten?
    You don't think that 99.99 is a bit steep for floss? (Presuming we are talking dollars of any variety, euros, British pounds, Swiss francs, or such-like). Even given the BOGOF offer, I wouldn't pay more than a small handful of euros for floss.
    Hey, not bad for floss braided in space from the hair of Norwegian virgins by Himalayan monks!
  • jmucchiello (cs) in reply to Cashcow
    Cashcow:
    Yeah, my local bank always displays that. I'm presuming to warn you that you may get some $10s as well as $20s.
    At least it's not to warn that you might get 3 $20s, 2 $10s, 3 $5s, a $1 bill and couple of $2 bills when you withdraw $100.
  • shadowman (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    shadowman:
    dohpaz42:
    homsar:
    Zachary:
    The real WTF fuck is "ATM machine"

    FTFY You

    FTFY for you

    FTFY that for you.

    Ok, we all get it... Thanks.

    Wasn't making an identical post, I just fixed both of the quoted FTFYs and added the last to expedite things for everyone else. And this is the thanks I get!

    Well, try to be nice and get spat upon, I see.

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to shadowman
    shadowman:
    C-Octothorpe:
    shadowman:
    dohpaz42:
    homsar:
    Zachary:
    The real WTF fuck is "ATM machine"

    FTFY You

    FTFY for you

    FTFY that for you.

    Ok, we all get it... Thanks.

    Wasn't making an identical post, I just fixed both of the quoted FTFYs and added the last to expedite things for everyone else. And this is the thanks I get!

    Well, try to be nice and get spat upon, I see.

    I think you mean shat... Spitting is just gross. :)

  • Decius (unregistered) in reply to dohpaz42
    dohpaz42:
    homsar:
    Zachary:
    The real what the WTF fuck is "ATM machine"

    FTFY

    FTFY

    FTFY for you.

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