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Fir cough choke sputter
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I spot a meme ...
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Question for snoofle: What's the regulatory time-frame for implementing these reports? And more specifically is it within the couple of years you suggest it will take for WTF-Inc to get its (bad word) in order?
Given that the alternative provider isn't in a state to pick up the slack in the short term (how long do you reckon they'll need?), the regulations might be a bit premature... (Not that that's ever been known to stop regulators, mind...)
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Per the SLA, in timely compliance with regulatory edict, this comment is frist.
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Really now? You should write for TDWTF.
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It's always funny to watch a shithole company flounder, but even better when you can see it happening and (hopefully) educate others that the company is awful. I've seen far too many crappy companies stay afloat because nobody spreads the word that they're terrible and need to be avoided.
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I don't quite see the WTF here... On the contrary, snoofle just saved BigCo a lot of trouble. Maybe the WTF is that BigCo actually listened to him? :-) Of course, I can understand the "joy" of seeing WTFInc's WTFs bear the fruits he knew they'll bear.
Captcha: eros. Nah, I don't like Ramazotti.
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gullible ˈgʌlɪb(ə)l adjective 1. easily persuaded to believe something; credulous.
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A snoofle post! At last!
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It's definitely a breath of fresh air after the Hanzo debacle.
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Why was snoofle "a bit hesitant to offer many details"? Was it because some NDA or similar legal stuff?
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It pays to have friends in Washington.
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@steve the cynic: wtf-inc could get it's house in order, if it wanted to, but I doubt they'll pay their technical debts in time. The competition could catch up int time if they pushed it
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snoofle? skip...
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So, wait a sec. Does this mean that WTF-Inc removed all of snoofle's performance enhancements after he left, only to put them back in after BigCo's stress tests failed? Or does it mean that the junior devs they used to replace snoofle just mucked up the code after he left?
I re-read http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Last-Straw.aspx and it sounds like both could be true...
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Shouldn't due diligence be standard?
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But lots of people don't do it, and suffer for it. Including, apparently, most of WTF-Inc's customer base.
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I moved from a shoddily-run company to a much larger one. Unfortunately, there was a client in common that demanded I do work on the project my old company was handling because they were, as usual, far behind on it. It was a great deal of fun to be in the conference calls where they promised all the remaining developers were working non-stop on it while talking to said developers on AIM about how a few minutes ago the boss pulled them off to work on something else because "[IrritableGourmet] is doing all the work and I don't have to pay him, so work on other things."
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"Due diligence" tends to work out much the same as "common sense".
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I thought it was common sense with a verifiable paper trail.
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Yeah I also didn't understand that statement...it is either missing words or has extra words.
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Pretty lame either way.
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FTFY
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If you moved from company A to company B, and then spill the beans on company A, then company B has to assume that you will spill the beans on them when you eventually move on to company C.
At the very least you should appear to be hesitant.
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Ha! They got you: that's not what the word means at all!
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Bows and flows of Java code And ivory towers in the air And clueless DBAs everywhere I've looked at fail that way
I've seen the fail from both sides now From in and out and still somehow It's management's illusions I recall They really don't know jack shit at all
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Now that has to have been a very satisfying "I told you so!"
Any word about fallout back at WTF-Inc over this? I guess that would only really happen if MegaCorp got wind of this.
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Or maybe a few dozen country miles. (I've no idea how long a country mile is, but given some companies I've had dealings with in the past, “far, but not far enough” would be the headline summary.)
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Is this yet another article written by snoofle in which snoofle is the smart hero and saves the day? Yawn. And double yawn for such a boring anemic story at that.
When did it become the norm rather than the exception for articles on this site to be long-winded stories with no detail, no point, and no RWTF? A WTF lives and exists only in the details -- and sorry, but "the JVM ran out of memory omg lolol!" is not a WTF.
Also, when you anonymize names to things like "WTF-Inc" and "BigCo", it makes the story harder to follow.
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It makes it funnier if you think of WTF-Inc as a company owned by thedailywtf. With all the recent TDWTFs being so terrible (Hanzo i'm looking at yours) it makes a lot more sense. They aren't being anonymized. The site is just finally being honest about its own staff.
TRWTF today being TDWTF thinking an "I told you so." story is worthy of being a featured article. We get it snoofle you like showing off. Next time show off with something with a little more wow factor. Show off and impress. Don't show off and bore to death.
Captcha: Plaga - The recent series about Hanzo has been a plaga on the site.
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Let's not be coy... this is about Healthcare.gov, right?
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So, to get it right.
You want detail, but not too long. You want a point, but the point should be not boring. You don't want JVM ran out of memory. So it has to be complicated, but not too long, full of details, but not boring.
Hey, how about you submit one!!!
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I don't have to argue the premise. I just have to point out how hard the gov fails all the time.
It doesn't mean something shouldn't be done, just that the gov will fail to do it.
When you have a stack of papers telling you what to do that no one has read, no one knows what it is, and no one can understand it, how can you expect a development team to achieve the correct requirements and produce a sound and valid set of logic to develop from.
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I don't agree on this. I think for the detail-grade the categories exist:
If you want stories with more detail you should read CodeSOD.
And I also don't understand how the anonymization confuses you. Should he call the companies "A" and "B" instead? I think this would make the stories harder and less funnier to read.
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(Admitting to WTFs and trying to fix them is how I get enemies in Washington. In both Washingtons.)
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ITT: Comments by people with no real WTFs of their own or an inability to post them (not mutually exclusive) complaining self-righteously about the lack of quality WTFs.
captcha: venio - these ditships need a glass of venio and settle the cruck down.
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Isn't the only time you're ethically allowed to do the I-told-you-so routine is when you're completely not involved in the failure you warned about?
Don't get me wrong - I think snoofle knows his stuff, but this just rubs me the wrong way.
captcha: populus - Finally a nice story the populus would enjoy.
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Imagine this situation:
Boss: No, do it this way. Dev: Um, boss, if I do it that way it will break like this. Boss: Do it anyway. Dev: ...
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Crunch. It breaks like this.
At this point, the dev is morally entitled to say "I told you so." I realise that "morally entitled" is not the thing as "ethically allowed", but more importantly, I also know that in such a situation it's probably a really bad career move to do so.
Only do this to your peers.
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This site has gone from a repository of charming bugs that made coders remember their early code with a slight tinge of nostalgia, or else roll their eyes until they were about to burst out of their heads, to a venting ground for employees resenting their (ex)management, and this article is another one of that sort.
Today's story is, sadly, the latter, and holds absolutely nothing to capture the programmer audience's interest. Some company has some software that can't handle some load. What a story!
Beauty is in the details. Therefore, if you really need to vent, try to at least provide us with some interesting tidbits other than all these vague or not-for-you-civilian-audience descriptions and comments.
The captcha made me feel like a (facilisis)t for falling on you, but it was a purely vacuous story, and had to be done, for your own good.
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Doing what your boss says ≠ Being involved in the failure.
The little exchange you brought could have been like this:
Dev: Lets do it this way. Boss: Do it that way. Dev: But that's not going to cover everything. Boss: Right, but thats faster and we got bigger problems. Do it the fast way and fix those other problems. Dev: Does it this way. Dev: Quits, goes to work for client, tells the client what to do so the system would break.
Not everything is black and white, and I'm sure snoofle wouldn't have written all these WTFs if the WTF-inc management was more like what I've just written, but all the comments like "Good to see people that didn't want to do what I suggested burn" assume this and I just want to say that we don't know this.
tego, you're it.
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I'd guess at a mixture of professionalism (not wanting to slate his previous employer) and not wanting his current employer to know he'd worked on the app they were buying (in case he couldn't convince them that all his GOOD code had been replaced by someone else's BAD)