• anon (unregistered)

    Hey Alex, you forgot to anonymous the insurance bill.

  • Bob (unregistered)

    Jeroen, I'm pretty sure your insurance company is asking you to send kisses...

  • Mark (unregistered)

    All I've gotta say is XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX

  • Bill P. Godfrey (unregistered)

    Hey, I need something to control my man oil.

  • ben (unregistered)

    I just opened my greader to have a look at old the old "Error'd-posts" and now this. I think you´re in my brain now. I realy should build an aluminium helmet.

  • Toon (unregistered)

    The XXXXXXXX one is NOT a WTF! presumably mr. submitter did not submit the entire letter. The yellow form is normally signed by the person owing the money, so the bank can transfer the money. In this case the health insurer had probably given the submitter money in return, but "had" to send one of these letters, marking the yellow form with X's for the recipient's benefit.

  • Bobbo (unregistered)

    The sun may rise in the east, At least it settles in the final location.

  • Deezil (unregistered)

    Xxxx XXXXXXXXXXXX,

    Xx xxxx xxx xxx’x xxxx, xxxx xx x xxxxx-xx xxxxx. Xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx’xx xxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxxx XXXXxxx.

    Xx xxxx xxx xxxx xx.

    Xxxxxxxxx, Xxxx Xxxxxxxxx

  • Paul (unregistered)

    ERROR If you cannot view this comment properly, please ERROR.

    Dear Mr. Papadimoulis ERROR

  • (cs) in reply to Deezil
    Deezil:
    Xxxx XXXXXXXXXXXX,

    Xx xxxx xxx xxx’x xxxx, xxxx xx x xxxxx-xx xxxxx. Xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx’xx xxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxxx XXXXxxx.

    Xx xxxx xxx xxxx xx.

    Xxxxxxxxx, Xxxx Xxxxxxxxx

    Depressingly, I'd already marked this down as "yet another Bert Glanstron comment" before I realised all the letters were X.

  • (cs) in reply to Deezil
    Deezil:
    Xxxx XXXXXXXXXXXX,

    Xx xxxx xxx xxx’x xxxx, xxxx xx x xxxxx-xx xxxxx. Xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx’xx xxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxxx XXXXxxx.

    Xx xxxx xxx xxxx xx.

    Xxxxxxxxx, Xxxx Xxxxxxxxx

    If you cannot view this comment properly, please ERROR.
  • ExOttoyuhr (unregistered)

    I AM ERROR. SHOW MY NOTE TO RIVER MAN.

    [Captcha: facilisi: yes, it is facile to invoke this meme in this context...]

  • Karl (unregistered)

    Alex, I'm not allowed to view XXX rated material at work, much less all this XXXXXXXXX stuff! Please put things like this behind some kind of NSFW warning next time. If I get fired over this... well I'll have more time to read TDWTF I guess.

  • Jerry (unregistered)

    Don't you think you should have redacted his name and address, at least?

  • English Man (unregistered)

    Just what the hell is Man Oil?

  • Bruce (unregistered) in reply to English Man
    English Man:
    Just what the hell is Man Oil?
    I'm not sure, but if it is what I'm thinking, I understand why you'd want to control its range.
  • (cs) in reply to English Man

    It's... well... uh.

    Maybe it's better if you asked your daddy about this, okay?

  • XXX (unregistered) in reply to English Man
    English Man:
    Just what the hell is Man Oil?

    Do you really want to know? You'll find it on some XXX sites.

  • (cs)

    It says, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Informix. The selected locale/codeset will result in performance degradation. For optimum performance, UGGGGHHHHH"

  • Andrew (unregistered)

    I think someone killed the guy who was about to write the secret to "optimum performance".

    Captcha: erat => erat humanum est

  • Anonymous (unregistered)

    Obviously it's in Roman numerals. ЄXXXX.XX is 40 Euros and 20 Eurolets (are Euro pence called Eurolets? If not, why not?).

  • (cs) in reply to XXX
    XXX:
    English Man:
    Just what the hell is Man Oil?

    Do you really want to know? You'll find it on some XXX sites.

    No, no, you don't understand! It's a cookbook!

  • anon (unregistered) in reply to Anonymous
    Anonymous:
    Obviously it's in Roman numerals. ЄXXXX.XX is 40 Euros and 20 Eurolets (are Euro pence called Eurolets? If not, why not?).
    They're called Euro-cents, presumably because "cents" was already taken.
  • the beholder (unregistered)

    Why does Bart Kuik's picture looks so weird? There's even a floating chimney there.

  • Web Dude (unregistered) in reply to Anonymous
    Anonymous:
    Obviously it's in Roman numerals. ЄXXXX.XX is 40 Euros and 20 Eurolets (are Euro pence called Eurolets?

    A Euro pence is called a Eurine. FACT.

  • golddog (unregistered) in reply to operagost
    operagost:
    It says, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Informix. The selected locale/codeset will result in performance degradation. For optimum performance, UGGGGHHHHH"

    Nobody would write, "UGGGGHHHHH", they'd just say it!

  • airdrik (unregistered) in reply to the beholder
    the beholder:
    Why does Bart Kuik's picture looks so weird? There's even a floating chimney there.
    Well, the floating chimney can be explained as a part of the building that is behind the display, however it does look like they set up a giant backdrop between the display and the building behind it with a poorly drawn scene from another city.

    A part of me says that the display is just a retail POS display and they snapped a picture of it in front of a model backdrop to make it look like an electronic billboard gone awry. But then several of the details in the picture and on the display lead me to believe that it really is an electronic billboard.

  • not so humble (unregistered)
    The selected locale/codeset will result in performance degradation. For optimum performance...

    Why is this a WTF? Doesn't everyone know you need to just: Please do the necessary.

  • some guy (unregistered) in reply to golddog
    golddog:
    operagost:
    It says, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Informix. The selected locale/codeset will result in performance degradation. For optimum performance, UGGGGHHHHH"

    Nobody would write, "UGGGGHHHHH", they'd just say it!

    Maybe he was transcribing?

  • FuBar (unregistered) in reply to Deezil
    Deezil:
    Xxxx XXXXXXXXXXXX,

    Xx xxxx xxx xxx’x xxxx, xxxx xx x xxxxx-xx xxxxx. Xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx’xx xxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxxx XXXXxxx.

    Xx xxxx xxx xxxx xx.

    Xxxxxxxxx, Xxxx Xxxxxxxxx

    Um, sorry, you forgot to ROT13 that for security. It should be: Kkkk KKKKKKKKKKKK,

    Kk kkkk kkk kkk’k kkkk, kkkk kk k kkkkk-kk kkkkk. Kkk kkkk kkkk kkk kkkkkk kk kkkkk kkkk kkkkkkkkkk kkkkkk kkkkkkk kkkkk kkkk kkk’kk kkk kkkkk kkk kkk kkkkkk kk kk kkkkk KKKKkkk.

    Kk kkkk kkk kkkk kk.

    Kkkkkkkkk, Kkkk Kkkkkkkkk

  • fasdfasf (unregistered)

    What's up with the third picture? Yeah yeah we've all seen windows errors on public displays but what is going on in the background? Is that some ground to building height billboard picture of a nice building to hide the shitty one behind it or just photoshopped?

  • BentFranklin (unregistered)

    What is "[SUBPUP] Perspective error" and what does it have to do with horrible photoshopping?

  • Dave Van den Eynde (unregistered)

    That's not an Error'd. The bill is probably settled automatically and the standard form is overwritten with X's to prevent the customer to accidentally use the form to make another payment.

    This happens all the time on my bills.

  • jltympanum (unregistered) in reply to JamesQMurphy

    Actually, it's a cosmetic for men.

    http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=589037&publicationSubCategoryId=446

    It's still pretty weird, though.

  • (cs)

    Pay to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The order of: $XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.xx Memo: If you cannot cash this check properly, please ERROR X: XXXXXXXXXXXXX

  • ping floyd (unregistered)

    I do believe that's the most OS-neutral error'd posting I've ever seen. Windows, Linux, and Macs, all showing their best (or worst) in the same post. Kudos!

  • Dazed (unregistered) in reply to Toon
    Toon:
    The XXXXXXXX one is NOT a WTF!
    It's still pretty silly. Putting x's over the amount and account number is what is usually done, and is entirely sufficient. Here they've unnecessarily filled everything with x's, even the information field and the stub (except, for some odd reason, the account number).
  • Matt Westwood (unregistered) in reply to golddog
    golddog:
    operagost:
    It says, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Informix. The selected locale/codeset will result in performance degradation. For optimum performance, UGGGGHHHHH"

    Nobody would write, "UGGGGHHHHH", they'd just say it!

    He might have had a secretary who took dictation.

  • (cs) in reply to golddog
    golddog:
    operagost:
    It says, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Informix. The selected locale/codeset will result in performance degradation. For optimum performance, UGGGGHHHHH"

    Nobody would write, "UGGGGHHHHH", they'd just say it!

    perhaps he was dictating

  • Matt Westwood (unregistered)

    Comment not available. Adding comment instead.

  • Matt Westwood (unregistered)

    XXXXXX? It's censorship, you know. Censorship gone mad.

    And the worst thing about censorship is XXXXXXXXX XXXXXX.

  • (cs) in reply to fasdfasf
    fasdfasf:
    What's up with the third picture? Yeah yeah we've all seen windows errors on public displays but what is going on in the background? Is that some ground to building height billboard picture of a nice building to hide the shitty one behind it or just photoshopped?

    I believe it is just a nice city scene painted on the side of a building in order to make a run down (I mean, "working class") neighborhood look not so bad.

  • Some Wonk (unregistered) in reply to Silfax
    Silfax:
    golddog:
    operagost:
    It says, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Informix. The selected locale/codeset will result in performance degradation. For optimum performance, UGGGGHHHHH"

    Nobody would write, "UGGGGHHHHH", they'd just say it!

    perhaps he was dictating

    No, no. It's Aaauugghh. In the back of the throat.

  • XXXXXXXXX (unregistered)

    TRDWTF is wanting to install php?

  • Kef Schecter (unregistered) in reply to BentFranklin
    BentFranklin:
    What is "[SUBPUP] Perspective error" and what does it have to do with horrible photoshopping?

    What makes it a horrible photoshop?

  • (cs)

    The XXXXXXXXXXXX thing is not a WTF. This is similar to the IRC password incident. See, when you see XXXXXXXXXXXX (a medical condition), I actually see XXXXXXXXXXXX. It's the latest technology being used across the globe so that personal medical information remains anonymous in real life and on the internet.

    For example, I've been diagnosed with XXXXXXXXXXXX, but I'm not afraid to submit that, because it's automatically hidden from you guys.

  • JJoos (unregistered) in reply to Toon
    Toon:
    The XXXXXXXX one is NOT a WTF! presumably mr. submitter did not submit the entire letter. The yellow form is normally signed by the person owing the money, so the bank can transfer the money. In this case the health insurer had probably given the submitter money in return, but "had" to send one of these letters, marking the yellow form with X's for the recipient's benefit.
    Exactly poster failed.
  • AManWithoutAHorse (unregistered)

    yum install XXX

  • neminem (unregistered)

    Heh, I do like the spam one. I keep a folder of all the most amusing spam I've gotten, and that beats them all. For instance, I do have one from a few years ago with no attachment, and a body consisting entirely of: Content-Type: text/plain; Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit

    Also one with a title of "(no subject)", and a base64-encoded file in the body (no, I did not decode it to see what they sent me.)

    Then I have one whose title informs me that it will impart secrets on "how to always be full of beans", but that's different.

  • ratis (unregistered) in reply to Power Troll
    Power Troll:
    The XXXXXXXXXXXX thing is not a WTF. This is similar to the IRC password incident. See, when you see XXXXXXXXXXXX (a medical condition), I actually see XXXXXXXXXXXX. It's the latest technology being used across the globe so that personal medical information remains anonymous in real life and on the internet.

    For example, I've been diagnosed with XXXXXXXXXXXX, but I'm not afraid to submit that, because it's automatically hidden from you guys.

    Hemorrhoidal Erectile Polyp Dysfunction.

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