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1 - If I wanted to hire a jeepies expert I would make the appointment in utm coordinates.
2 - You should have gone about five hours before to study the terrain and look for various natural features, choke-points, escape routes, high ground...
captcha (dreadlock): to fear greatly; be in extreme apprehension of ... a device for securing a door, gate, lid, drawer, or the like in position when closed, consisting of a bolt or system of bolts propelled and withdrawn by a mechanism operated by a key, dial, etc.
That sounds like some kind of "Call of Cthulhu" temporal madness thing. (phobophobia was fun)
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I couldn't agree more! I mean... since when did "Initialise" have its 's' replaced with a 'z'. Or for that matter why suddenly drop the u from 'colour'? ;-)
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On a different note I don't get it... why didn't he accept the job? :)
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Or he could be remembering The Incidental Expert and its endless discussions. Like, what's with Koreans and their broken English? :)
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"“You know,” Rich Z thought to himself ...."
As he could think to someone else.... rofl
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Didn't even cross my mind. You must read all the comments :)
That was a funny post by the way. It's the reason why you should start with cuss words when learning a foreign language. Sooner or later you'll need them!
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Having worked in GPS tracking for the past 6 or 7 years, I can safely say PHP has no special GPS/logistics meaning.
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The "real" WTF is that he didn't take the job, man. I mean these people were offering hard cash - and for working in a nice rural environment. And think of the promotional opportunities - once Chuck's heart gives out, he'll be head honcho. Jeepies!
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Ahh, directions. Who doesn't have a story about following crummy directions? Here's mine...
I went for a job interview long ago (before the days of internet maps and route planners) and was consequently given a long and complicated set of instructions on how to find the place. This began by instructing me to take a particular exit off a major trunk road, then consisted mainly of spotting this pub or that bar and taking the nth left/right thereafter. It took about five goes to get the sequence just right and I eventually found the place. Fortunately, I'd allowed plenty of time so wasn't even late.
I was surprised by the company's location though, it was right next to a later junction off the same trunk road I'd left an hour earlier.
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I was expecting a Bunker at the destination.
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Exactly, so far we've been lucky. Perhaps we all learned a lesson from the previous incident?
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I have another silly story to add as well ... my first job in Boston was at a temp agency in a building downtown. Over the phone, they asked where I was coming from, I said the subway, and they gave me a long set of complicated directions on how to get to their building: exit the subway here, go two blocks down this street, left at macys, take right here, etc ... I wrote it all down and followed the directions best I could and got lost, only eventually to find the building with some help from some friendly homeless people. (I might have made that last part up)
Of course, I found out later that their building has a direct entrance to the subway in their lobby! All I had to do with exit the train and go up a flight of stairs and I was in the building! That was it! I always found this funny for some reason.
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One of 10 good reasons to be American:
You can spell colour wrong and get away with it. :)
I always do that whenever I visit a country I don't speak the language of. Among yes, no, please and how to order a beer, getting yourself familiar with local cuss words is always a good idea, be it only to know when you're being insulted for being a stupid tourist, while they friendly smile at you.
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Asshat boss: 'Why did you use Cromulatorlib to interface with the Frobulator 2000 Jeepees unit? And why is the Jeepees unit bolted to the truck with 9/16" bolts? I distinctly remember telling you to use 1/2".'
PHP Developer: 'Uhhh...no, you told me to use Cromulatorlib and 9/16" bolts."
Asshat boss: "Nonsense, you must have heard me wrong. Don't you have a better hearing aid, or something?"
Asshat boss: lecture.spew(minutes=10+random.randint(10))
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Submitter here... as near as I could tell, they wanted someone to do PHP programming AND install GPS units in trucks
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I worked in a small company like that once. People who run/own these things tend to think of themselves as being God because they own their own company, and want to control every detail, seriously look down on their employees. The upside is that the employees tend to band together in reaction to this and become good friends. Benefits and pay tend to be shit.
Captcha: burned
How appropriate.
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My usual error compensation method worked just fine -- head out early.
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Oh, were I one to name names ... what a wonderful world it could be.
Seriously ... why doesn't anyone name names on here? Liability? I understand that I am liable for my own libel ... but what about the host?
Heheh .. I'm in Canada anyways...good luck to a Canadian company (not my current employer) suing a US website for comments posted by a Canadian.
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And a third guy is unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm. Amazing.
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And one guy doesn't know the difference between "literal" and "sarcastic."
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An hour and a half in your car every day excites you? I don't care how good the countryside looks - if you like driving that much maybe you should consider being a truck driver.
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Close to where I live (Twin Cities, not rural), there's a popular restaurant. I went there for my mom's birthday party a couple of years ago, and had a terrible time finding the place. We'd used Google Maps to get directions, even consulting the satellite view so we could see what we thought was the restaurant in the parking lot of a stripmall. Unfortunately, scale isn't always obvious on those pictures; what we'd seen in the picture turned out to be nothing more than a gas station's shelter over the pumps. We pored over a map book for a while, to no avail, when we found a random guy walking his dog who told us how to get there. (It was several miles south of there.)
When we arrived, now fifteen minutes late, the waiter apologized; he said they often run into that problem with Google Maps sending people in totally the wrong direction. I don't see why he had to apologize; it was Google's fault, and perhaps ours for not asking our host for directions.
Bottom line: even satellite/hybrid view won't save you, because from straight up, most buildings look pretty anonymous. The satellite pictures certainly aren't going to show you helpful signage, or who might be renting one of ten suits in an office building, etc.
Hmmm -- I wonder if the advent of satellite maps will lead to more businesses designing easily recognizable roofs?
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http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=staples+centre&sll=37.0625,-95.677071&sspn=45.601981,81.738281&ie=UTF8&ll=34.043388,-118.267179&spn=0.002929,0.004989&t=h&z=18&om=1
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I have had so many jobs and job interviews where the work was totally unrelated to what they said it would be. I've worked as a "Software Engineer" doing data entry into PowerPoint. I was hired as a PHP programmer and told I would be doing nothing but JSP and HTML. It's mind-boggling.
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What? Guess what, that is discriminatory. Discrimination isn't always a bad thing.
I had to skip past the top few definitions as dictionary.com, because they imply racist discrimination, but see these:
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+1. The last 3 jobs I had, all the interviewing was done over the phone and internet. I usually arrange to start work on Monday, and then I drive down to the area (hello, cross-country contracting) such that I'll get there on Saturday, or at the latest early Sunday, and get my hotel room. Then I drive to work. Then, on Monday, not only do I know how to get there, but I have already done it in no-traffic conditions.
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The "ironing" is a Simpsons reference. In one episode Bart says "The ironing is delicious." (meaning "irony") to which Lisa rolls her eyes and then corrects him.
Bart: [chuckles] Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?
Lisa: Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from marketing.
Bart: All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad!
-- "Grift of the Magi"
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If you need words on a roof to pick out a sports stadium on a satellite map, chances are your glasses are too far out of scrip to read them!
(I know, I know; probably sarcasm but couldn't resist...)
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“I’m sure I’ll find another open-source job with a nice, peaceful commute.”
What's with this "open-source" shit? What's so special about using open source? I just don't get it. In my experience the biggest crap I've ever seen are open source projects. PHP is aged behind java ana asp.net and they are using it only because it's free. I'm so sick of cheap stuff like that...
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Not all jobs with crazy directions are bad.
I once went for a job where the directions were "You go round the back of 221b Baker St (Shirlock Holms' flat), and up the stairs on the end of the block. Press the top bell and ask for Carol"
This was a job designing a hard drive interface for the Apple }{!
Captcha ???
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Reminds me a little of my interview with Microsoft in the '80s. Online maps didn't exist but that didn't matter. Not only is MS the biggest employer in the region, they had a favorite taxi company that they used for everything. They booked each candidate their own taxi to take them directly from the hotel to the MS campus. Foolproof, surely.
Well my taxi picked up someone else for some reason. I eventually called MS when the taxi didn't show, MS called the taxi company and found out the problem. So they sent another taxi, and it's understood that I'm going to be a little late.
But just my luck, I got possibly the only driver in that fleet who didn't know how to get to Microsoft's front door. He's new and he misses a turn or two. I'm not necessarily remembering this correctly but I think he even offered to write me a note or come in with me to explain, and I declined. If so, it was my mistake. If not, I should have asked him to. Because I got a very strange look from the HR person when I explained why I was so late. I'm not sure she believed that one of their taxi drivers couldn't find Microsoft, and who could blame her? It would be like a taxi driver in Orlando not knowing how to get to Disney World.
It didn't get much better after that, thanks to some nerves on my part and a miscommunication with one of the interviewers while writing some code for him. So no job offer from Microsoft.
(Oh, and for the record, in the prescreening interview they didn't ask me a "why are manholes round" type riddle, but other people on my campus were asked that. If you had programming experience they tended to ask questions about data structures and algorithms. If not, then they'd ask a critical-thinking riddle.)
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Oh yeah .. that reminds me ... Lenscrafters ...
Thanks, dude.
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It's funny how to some people, a drive like that is a sedate, rustic route through scenic woodlands, and to others (cf the first posted interview story) it's an ardorous gauntlet through an okie shithole on broken roads. All depends on how you approach it!
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While java is far more powerful than a scripting language like PHP, when it comes to web development PHP is far easier (and as a result productive)than say... jsp. Moving from java to PHP is like loosening a tie that's been chocking you for years. And if you don't agree clearly you haven't used both for anything major.
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maps.live.com is far better
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And if you think PHP is a relief compared to Java, wait till you try Python...
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sigh if only I had the time...
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Businesses often do put their name on their roof in Second Life (www.secondlife.com). Of course it's a lot easier in a virtual world, and the equivalent of a satellite map gets updated more often.
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captcha: bling witty comment: who cares?!
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My commute is that long. I drive into Boston every day. It's shorter, slower, and much more aggravating (idiot Boston drivers). I'd happily trade it in for a commute of the same length of time, but without the stop and go traffic. What a dream.
Captcha: slashbot - Oh yeah, I haven't read that site today. Must go check out what's on slashbot today.
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That is funny as hell!
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that's great
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I cant stop laughing
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Remember, he had 40 minutes to prepare his speech.
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Long driving hours is really exhausting. But I still find the green vegetation at the countryside therapeutic so at least it relieves the exhaustion and boredom a bit. I am more worried that my old Denali will soon suffer and I will be forced to have some of my GMC truck parts replaced.