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What's the most stupid comment here on TDWTF:
PS: I usually make my own yellow snow. Maybe there's beer on sale somewhere in East Midlands?
PPS: Now planning on starting a web company with the name of [ERROR, Unhandled Token: {{companynames}}]
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You'll be happy to know that error-unhandled-token-companynames.com is still available!
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Idea:
Instead of the error unhandled token, why not try a more generic name, like stack overflow?
Nah....
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Sachin surely was a cricket pop star, but as an idol for the indian IT contracting business Nari is a much better fit.
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W(hy)TF is the yellow warning a W(hat)TF? Surely you were not expecting a red warning? What am I missing here (a brain is not a good answer).
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Yellow snow is snow someone peed on and this could be interpreted as a warning from "yellow snow" instead of a yellow warning from snow.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLIppgE45wM
(Obligatory....)
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Yellow Snow Alert is just one under the Purple Bulldog Warning.
CAPTCHA: vulputate (v.) what your asshole does when you encounter an unleashed bulldog.
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My guess is that yellow snow must have something to do with the weather phenomenon colloquially referred to as "pissin'".
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Yellow snow reminds me of this old joke:
Mary complained to her mother that her boyfriend Peter peed in the snow and wrote his own name.
Why is that a problem, dear? her mother said
Well, it was written with the hand writing of his ex-gf Tanya
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The password doesn't necessarily make it WTFy - for example, if it's a publicly accessible file, which people have a tendency to accidentally edit (which does happen even with a prompt to open in RO by default. By having password protection, you have to actually want to edit the workbook, auto-pilot clicking can't take you into RW mode.
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(Hope this doesn't damage thedailywtf.com's database.)
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Well obviously you need to watch Dogtanian - Duh!
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The yellow snow WTFry is based upon a song by Frank Zappa, where Nanook, an Eskimo, is warned by his mother to "watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow".
Said Nanook later rubs the yellow snow into the eye of a fur trapper who has attacked nanook's favorite baby seal.
It's part of the "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Suite" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Eat_the_Yellow_Snow_Suite)
captcha "validus" - itsa not validus to eat yellow snow
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I'm sure [ERROR, Unhandled Token: {{companynames}}] is a fine company to work with. However, GoDaddy may be a little suspect on its development.
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Comic Sans, but really?
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I was hoping I would be the frsit, but I guess not.
TRWTF is Comic Sans.
CAPTCHA: tristique - I think this was a scene in that X-Men porn-parody...
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I can personally vouch for [ERROR, Unhandled Token: {{companynames}}]. They are an excellent company and I have been very happy durring the NaN years I have worked for them.
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This article WAS NOT FUNNY!
SERIOUSLY, hOw can you believe you are making the funny when all you do is aggregate content that others are submit and then put into a list with clever witty unfun JOKES? I haven't a slightest clue but no you are the not funny. You should be making bic lighters you are so not funny unfunny joke maker person. Big man think JOKES funny but reality are is not. I call you new title "dull jack" because JOKES are dull, jack.
Grow up and professional make good content. Can "dull jack" make qua-
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Surely you are not suggesting that Frank Zappa invented the term?
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Snore, your comment is so boring.
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Not quite ... https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.monotype.android.font.stylus
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Yes, I know, but if that's what you want it's easier to fill cell A1 with "Hi, to edit enter the password 'password1234' "
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Zappa wrote the song; the cliche probably dates back to the second day humans saw snow.
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Both Amazon and Netflix need to work on their output.
They say they have like 234 titles in a given category, but every single time I scroll through I'll see the same titles appear again (regular), and again (HD), and again (Director Cut), and again...
God forbid I'm browsing through the TV section. Season 3 of whatever will show 3 or 10 times itself.
Also, what is wrong with ordering things by their actual release date? I honestly don't care when they were available on amazon, I do care about how old it is. Heck, I'd even go for a sort by name instead of the random way they come across.
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"its", not "it's"
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St. Anywhere, is that the reboot of St. Elsewhere?
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I think that's the 4294967295'th off-by-one error mentioned on this site...
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To be fair to the cricket site, there really is only one possible answer to the question and the 3 options are all appropriate.
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GoDaddy is TRWTF
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Amazon Prime is TRWTF
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Bingo. This is deliberate - a light hearted joke by the site that there simply is no alternative.
TRWTF is the submitters inability to read subtext.
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You're wrong, it's the 4294967294'th.
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Better screen cap Loos Bree and submit his comment to TDWTF
Captcha jugis. To be honest read it as jugs and chuckled.
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TRWTF is TRWTF.
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Did anyone else see this as a challenge to buy the domain and put something there?
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This is The DAILY WTF. Where is today's one?
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Outlook doesn't just show the item count for unread items. It can be configured by folder. IIRC, the search folders for emails over a certain size will show the count of all found items.
Granted, that's a lot of items, and that count is probably wrong.
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And the unread count down the bottom is extremely wrong. Unless Outlook has some sort of time warp mode where you can read mail before it arrives.
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Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow... --Frank Zappa
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Rupert Murdock says hi. Oh wait, did he read the messages or just delete them?
US Department of Justice says hi. They took documents that were created in 2003, which I gave to the FBI in 2005, and they destroyed the documents in 1990.
Akismet says hi, and I don't even have any URLs in this message.
US courts say hi. I get blamed for failing to find a time warp myself.
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The submitter missing the point of the "poll" is TRWTF here.
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Which is...