• NPSF3000 (unregistered)

    This is not the Frist

  • ThatGuy (unregistered)

    Frist awwww yeaah

  • ExquisiteDeadGuy (unregistered)

    See if it were me I would have yelled KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN at the ATM.

  • (cs)

    Sure, there's a bunch of countries we've never heard of and they all have the same name...

  • Go (unregistered)

    You had me at "Mongolian ATM"

  • BentFranklin (unregistered)

    Re Readme's: tl;dr

  • XXXXX (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Sure, there's a bunch of countries we've never heard of and they all have the same name...
    According to John Edwards there are at least two Americas. So why limit the world to just one amp?
  • Warren (unregistered)

    It's obvious, in the first picture the display is coughing

  • Wladimir Palant (unregistered)
    "Woah, bad password," wrote Micah, "that's cool man."
    So, was that a stock mail server running on localhost or something you wrote yourself that responded with "thats cool" to a wrong password? Thunderbird repeating this message is hardly a WTF...
  • ohmg (unregistered)

    Is Amp anywhere near Upper Volta?

  • Ben Jammin (unregistered)

    I was actually just booking a cruise through the Amps.

    [image]
  • (cs)

    Well, of course there are no DLL's in the waterfall procedure! DLL's are far too... dynamic... to be used in waterfall. Static linking all the way! Unless you're one of those "agile" folks...

  • The Expert (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Sure, there's a bunch of countries we've never heard of and they all have the same name...
    When British peacekeeping forces pulled out of North &039 two years ago I think that was still one of the disputed points.
  • (cs) in reply to ohmg
    ohmg:
    Is Amp anywhere near Upper Volta?
    No, but it is right next to Burkina Faso... ;)
  • ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL (unregistered)

    So are the readme files to Legible Latin all Lorem Ipsum? Or would that be Illegible Latin?

  • In the wrong line of work. (unregistered)
    [image]

    no one.. lol.

  • (cs)

    Shouldn't that have been “Openbravo 3, the agile derp”? (The breeding amps do not raise my confidence that they've got their injection-attack proofing done right, and that's a cockroach problem: if you see it once, it's probably riddling the entire codebase, hidden just out of sight.)

  • Daniil S. (unregistered)

    Mongolian ATM is funny :)

  • RJ (unregistered)

    The ATM is probably a proud member of a botnet, too.

  • JJ (unregistered)

    Came for "KHAAAAAN!" Leaving happy.

    Actually, not leaving just yet. The "required optional" question hit a nerve. Can we make jail time mandatory for people who do this? It can be at a minimum-security facility; I'm not totally heartless.

    Also, the license key thing isn't really a WTF. Why should students be able to view the school's license key? I think it's just a badly-designed page. (For example, the "print this page for your records" text shouldn't be there.)

  • Anon (unregistered)

    Does anybody think these pictures from India are even remotely interesting anymore? Or, for that matter, that they were ever interesting or funny?

    Really, just sad that this racist guy pretending to be Indian keeps trying to create a meme that nobody else is interested in.

  • Ironicus Maximus (unregistered)

    The only README file not listed is LEGEREME.VERBA

    Captcha: enim (Latin for "truly" or "because").

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Does anybody think these pictures from India are even remotely interesting anymore? Or, for that matter, that they were ever interesting or funny?

    Really, just sad that this racist guy pretending to be Indian keeps trying to create a meme that nobody else is interested in.

    Agreed. And thank you for not quoting him in your comment.
  • my name is missing (unregistered)

    Perhaps the library vendor software would have found the dll's in the Agile procedure.

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Does anybody think these pictures from India are even remotely interesting anymore? Or, for that matter, that they were ever interesting or funny?

    Really, just sad that this racist guy pretending to be Indian keeps trying to create a meme that nobody else is interested in.

    I know that this will likely bring on a torrent of huge images posted, but I hate it when people decide to post huge images (specifically Nagesh, the Indian from Indiana). You've already demonstrated how unoriginal and unfunny you are; just show us you're not lazy as well, please.
  • Or (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Does anybody think these pictures from India are even remotely interesting anymore? Or, for that matter, that they were ever interesting or funny?

    Really, just sad that this racist guy pretending to be Indian keeps trying to create a meme that nobody else is interested in.

    I thought he'd started as a reaction to all the flak about outsourced programmers in you-know-where.
  • (cs)

    Please attempt some sensitivity: I had a son who was a lazy Indian from Indiana.

  • Jack (unregistered)

    You are not authorized to view this comment. But, since our security system is so screwed up that you're here anyway, we're begging you to do the honest thing and shut your eyes immediately. Then forget you ever read this.

    Seriously! NOW!!

    Why are you still here?

    Stop!!!!!

  • Paul Neumann (unregistered)

    I've been missing work off and on since November due to whooping cough. I assure you it is no laughing matter, as laughing will only lead to more coughing.

  • anon (unregistered) in reply to Lockwood
    Lockwood:
    Please attempt some sensitivity: I had a son who was a lazy Indian from Indiana.

    So, out of curiosity, was this a laughing matter?

  • (cs)

    Wolfram Mathematica - I don't consider it that much of a WTF, info may only available to some flunky in the math/physics purchasing department. They should probably remove the "print this page" part when an unauthorized person tries to get the license info.

    Mea latin rubiginosus est. Quod legi mallem latina in alta schola et qui ante annos XXXV. Permaneo vicis ego adsuesco is erat latina.

    That being said, I never heard of Legible Latin before, and just downloaded it to try it out.

  • (cs) in reply to Lockwood
    Lockwood:
    Please attempt some sensitivity: I had a son who was a lazy Indian from Indiana.
    You forgot retarded, too.

    Was his name Nagesh, by any chance?

  • (cs) in reply to Paul Neumann
    Paul Neumann:
    I've been missing work off and on since November due to whooping cough. I assure you it is no laughing matter, as laughing will only lead to more coughing.
    coughing leads to anger, anger leads to fear
  • RandomGuy42 (unregistered)

    Please print this comment for your records.

  • Jack (unregistered)

    You're STILL reading!!!!!! We're going to have to revoke your license!

  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Lockwood:
    Please attempt some sensitivity: I had a son who was a lazy Indian from Indiana.
    You forgot retarded, too.

    Was his name Nagesh, by any chance?

    He lived in house in Strongbadia.

  • Zapp Brannigan (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Does anybody think these pictures from India are even remotely interesting anymore? Or, for that matter, that they were ever interesting or funny?

    Really, just sad that this racist guy pretending to be Indian keeps trying to create a meme that nobody else is interested in.

    I agree with you. They're not funny and racist.
  • Micah (unregistered) in reply to Wladimir Palant
    Wladimir Palant:
    "Woah, bad password," wrote Micah, "that's cool man."
    So, was that a stock mail server running on localhost or something you wrote yourself that responded with "thats cool" to a wrong password? Thunderbird repeating this message is hardly a WTF...

    It was the Thunderbird Webmail extension.

  • Nagesh-saki (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Does anybody think these pictures from India are even remotely interesting anymore? Or, for that matter, that they were ever interesting or funny?

    Really, just sad that this racist guy pretending to be Indian keeps trying to create a meme that nobody else is interested in.

    Are you kidding?! Those pictures of India are the most interesting thing on this site.

  • LK (unregistered)

    I'll go out on a ledge and say that I have no idea if the salesman was "knowlegeable" since we did not discuss how to legere Latin.

  • Evan (unregistered) in reply to Wladimir Palant
    Wladimir Palant:
    "Woah, bad password," wrote Micah, "that's cool man."
    So, was that a stock mail server running on localhost or something you wrote yourself that responded with "thats cool" to a wrong password? Thunderbird repeating this message is hardly a WTF...
    I disagree with this, otherwise you wind up with dialogs like this one from the interface hall of shame: 
    There has been an error transferring your mail. I said:
    MAIL FROM:<...@...>
and then the SMTP server said:
    503 Polite people say HELO first

    Now think about what that error message tells 99.99% of users -- absolutely nothing, or worse.

    If the error message text comes from a potentially adversarial source -- and pretty much by definition that includes servers that are not under your control -- then it shouldn't be displayed, at least under normal circumstances. (A "more information" or "details" button or something would, of course, be fine.)

  • Paul Neumann (unregistered) in reply to Zapp Brannigan
    Zapp Brannigan:
    I agree with you. They're not funny and racist.
    I agree as well, they're not funny and racist. Just funny.
  • Paul Neumann (unregistered) in reply to Zapp Brannigan
    Zapp Brannigan:
    I agree with you. They're not funny and racist.
    I agree as well, they're not funny and racist. Just funny.
  • Mike (unregistered)

    Totally OT but saw this and it needs to be everyone's new signature line:

    Under the (soon to be repackaged in a better disguise) SOPA legislation, you could get 5 years for copying a Michael Jackson song -- one year more than the doctor who killed him.

  • (cs) in reply to Ben Jammin
    Ben Jammin:
    I was actually just booking a cruise through the Amps.

    [image]

    Uh "Repositioning" is actually a cruising term. Ships will have special trips, generally once or twice a year, to move them into a new service market, so those are one-way trips as opposed to most cruises which are round-trip.

    For example, every fall, many of the ships sailing in the Alaska Inside Passage reposition to the Caribbean via a one-way trip down the West Coast and through the Panama Canal. In the late spring, they head back. Just like birds, but a lot bigger, and they carry more passengers.

  • (cs)

    The server and client shake hands.

    Server: "Whoah, Bad Password." winks palms twenty-spot walks away Client: "That's Cool." bends down to tie shoelace picks up small baggie and slips it into his sock walks away in the other direction

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to Or
    Or:
    Anon:
    Does anybody think these pictures from India are even remotely interesting anymore? Or, for that matter, that they were ever interesting or funny?

    Really, just sad that this racist guy pretending to be Indian keeps trying to create a meme that nobody else is interested in.

    I thought he'd started as a reaction to all the flak about outsourced programmers in you-know-where.

    Yeah, and it wasn't particularly clever or funny then. Now it's just said that he keeps trying to beat that dead horse.

  • (cs) in reply to realmerlyn
    realmerlyn:
    Uh "Repositioning" is actually a cruising term. Ships will have special trips, generally once or twice a year, to move them into a new service market, so those are one-way trips as opposed to most cruises which are round-trip.
    Still a minor WTF, if you ask me, due to using jargon that potential customers may (or perhaps are even likely to) not know.
  • (cs) in reply to bjolling
    bjolling:
    Paul Neumann:
    I've been missing work off and on since November due to whooping cough. I assure you it is no laughing matter, as laughing will only lead to more coughing.
    coughing leads to anger, anger leads to fear
    You have it backwards!

    Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to &suffering, (&suffering = "whooping caugh").

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    Sure, there's a bunch of countries we've never heard of and they all have the same name...

    Yeah yeah, racists are always saying that all people from another culture look alike and their names all sound the same.

    I'm sure that people from Amp think that "Britain" and "France" sound the same, too.

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