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Besides being frist i managed to initially misread: "While this particular company stopped short of installing a shotgun in the kitchen, just in case a bear happened along, "
"...installing a shotgun in the kitchen in case a case of beer happened along"
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Ah yes. You need to be prepared for that sort of thing.
<hushed-voice> Here we see the wild case of beer in its natural environment, unsullied by the works of man. Yet observe, it is being stalked by dentist, shotgun in hand… </hushed-voice>
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Beer Bear
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So, the beer poured by such a bear would then be a "Free beer bear beer"?
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I'll show myself out.
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Although any of the following are clearly alcohol abuse:
...though it s fairly common practice in redneck USA to shoot the empties.
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Who's dentist?
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the bear's ... at least try to keep up ...
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And a bear bearing that barrel would be "Bear bear free beer". :stuck_out_tongue:
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If the bear weren't wearing any pants it would be "Bare bear beer".
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Paging @groaner?
Is that right?
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Ha ha! Buck! And he's deer hunting! Ha ha! /sarcasm
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reminds me of a story about a woman whose computer kept breaking down, and nobody could figure out why it had such frequent problems...until a tech came in without phoning ahead, and found her computer COVERED with decorative magnets! she had been REMOVING them before the techs came and putting them RIGHT back on after they left!