• 3stdev (unregistered)

    I have no comment, since I didn't read it frist.

  • (nodebb)

    Climate change made British youth, who are the first mammals, be unhealthy and drove them extinct? Or did British youth contribute to global warming? Who's the victim? I'm confused.

  • SBM (unregistered)

    They're selling echinacea for colds, so I wouldn't hold out for the drugs being more genuine than the licenses

  • Ed Catmur (github)

    Seeing as they're advertising echinacea, a "folk remedy" with no proven therapeutic benefit, that causes adverse side effects, allergic reactions, and is frequently produced to inconsistent concentration or contaminated with heavy metals, I'd say that yeah, their drugs look about as genuine as their Windows license.

  • Stu (unregistered)

    Eh, the advertising screen probably doesn't have an Internet connection. Windows gets paranoid if it can't phone home for a few months.

  • dogfoot (unregistered) in reply to Mr. TA

    the first mammal that went extinct was due to british youth

  • (nodebb)

    I actually have seen the Virtual Box one on my own yesterday!

  • (nodebb) in reply to Ed Catmur

    Seeing as they're advertising echinacea, a "folk remedy" with no proven therapeutic benefit

    Could be worse. It could be Oscillococcinum...

  • TimeBandit (unregistered) in reply to Stu

    Windows gets paranoid if it can't phone home for a few months.

    Another reason to not use Windows for digital signage

  • I dunno LOL ¯\(°_o)/¯ (unregistered)

    I want to know what Batman did with Lor and Sit.

  • medievalist (unregistered)

    Coneflower (aka Echinacea) worked about as well as anything a doctor ever gave me for a cold, which is to say that as far as I could tell it just made me feel like I'd done something while the illness ran its natural course. It's hard to do valid experiments with that sort of thing.

  • Fnord (unregistered) in reply to SBM

    Although there's some truth to that, Echinacea probably works better than Windows licensing.

  • (nodebb) in reply to TimeBandit

    This is false, we have lab computers that have not been connected to the Internet in years that don't complain about licenses.

  • Loko8765 (unregistered)

    If undefined_-532419553 is the magic ingredient that makes my total go from $30 to $0, then I would definitely like to add some of that to my next order, please.

  • Object delete. (unregistered)

    Why do restrooms have do be gendered? The fulfill a purely biological function, so any separation should be by sex, not gender. And maybe by age for nappy change.

  • I knew it! (unregistered)

    Well, the answer is pretty simple:

    You have been waiting 1456706 days, 15 hours.

    That's almost 4000 years, which kind-of confirms some suspicions I had about our ancestors: They did have computers! Those were just pretty slow, which exemplifies reverse Moore's law.

  • (nodebb)

    The "set of 4" coasters contains 5 coasters. (Or is that the customization?)

    The total is $30, but the grand total is $0.

    And you are bothered just by the undefined?

  • (nodebb)

    When Microsoft connected website notifications to Windows's notification infrastructure, without bothering to force "THIS IS FROM A WEBSITE" in the title, it was a gift from heaven for malvertisers. I hope they fix this soon.

  • (nodebb)

    Caffeine is a diuretic, seems pretty straightforward to me.

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