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Etrser!
Except for ldCashOut, I would suppose.
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To top it all of, they should unconditionally throw an exception at the end. Missed opportunity!
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Seems the name "loE2WPB06002" is some kind of technical name with hungarian notation. Maybe "lo" stands for local variable, "E2WPB06" is the name of some SAP database table used in POS processing (https://www.trailsap.com/sap/?sap-table=e2wpb06) and "002" is a suffix because they need more than one variable of that kind.
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E2WPB06 seems to be a SAP table, see https://www.trailsap.com/sap/?sap-table=e2wpb06
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Eh, Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän is an Austrian word. Shame on you!
Addendum 2024-06-04 07:30: Plus Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän was an official professional title, however Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänskajütenschlüsselloch is way more important now for tourists to know when visiting one of those Museumsdonaudampfschiffe.
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The next time I go to Germany, I'll go to a bakery and ask them for the
loE2WPB06002
details when I pay for the bread.Admin
German words are funny. I've always wondered if you could write a tiny novel in a single German word.
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Technically it is Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. In the old rules (until the 1990s during my primary school time) there was a special case rule, that if compound words (Schiff+Fahrt) produce a triple consonant, it is reduced to a double consonant. This rule was removed, since it really makes no sense, except maybe aesthetically. Ligatures will have a field day with that though.
You probably could. Just find a sequence of nouns and write them together. It would be technically a valid compound word, though it might semantically make no sense.
Otterbauverschlussöffnungsmethodenentwicklerarbeitsgeberfahrerhofeigentümervereinigungsmandatarenkulissenaufbaugenehmigungsverordnungsentwurfmanager.
Addendum 2024-06-04 09:01: TIL: The comment section does not define proper text overflow handling for ultra-long words.
Addendum 2024-06-04 09:02: Come to think of it, it sounds kinda like a corporate Java class name.
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But there is one computer programmer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
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Not really. Compound words mostly work like qualifiers of an initially word. Think steamboat (yeah, English has a bunch of those as well), it's a boat powered by steam. In German the principle is the same. So you could make something more precise, but in the end you just describing a word in more detail, not telling a story. Well, if you think describing a word qualifies as a story (which is pretty much about what you get from your average tiktok video these days at best) then well, yeah, you can write stories with compound words :-)
Addendum 2024-06-04 09:31: PS: Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän means actually "captain of a company in transportation with ships powered by steam traveling on the Danube river". So if you think the word is long, the English term is huge :-)
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Last time I kissed a girl in Ulm I didn't notice a monument of him. Maybe he just needs a bigger statue? lol
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Say no more! Say no more! Say! No! More! Your girl, is she a goer, eh? A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man.
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Please, not that slander again. Ace of Base are not neo-Nazis. One of its members had been, in his youth, a member of a neo-Nazi music group, but he had left that group years before Ace of Base was founded and he has repeatedly recanted his former views.
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Well, you could write a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq9WdZP3mgI
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Schadenfreude is a beautiful word
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-Kartoffelsalat
The nouns must be capitalised. .
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Well, that's appropriate for this article:
"Look, are you insinuating something?"
"Oh, no, no, no. (Yes.)"
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It's very useful too. Same goes for Herzschmerz, Warmduscher or Blunzngröstl ;-)
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"E2WPB06" is the name of some SAP database table
I'm showing my age, but the first idea that popped into my head was COBOL.
While not particularly long, the word that I brought back from my trip to Germany was Hundekotentsorgungsbeutel.
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"found the fellow Australian!"
Gruß vom Schneebrunzer der als Verteidigung nur "Aber mein Sohn ist immerhin ein Revident!" sagen kann, das muß doch auch was wert sein...
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revident
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In lieu of the proverbial shortes German flash fiction story "Zu Verkaufen: Babyschuhe, nie getragen." (I'm selling baby shoes, never worn) one could make a Kleinkindermodenachtotgeburtverkaufsflohmarkt (flea market for selling baby clothing after stillbirth).
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While Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän is not exactly a story, its US equivalent may do for a song:
Which may also emphasize how the compound is constructed.
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IDocs come in two "beautyful" flavors: Fixed Record Text Format and XML. They are organized in segments, here it's the segment "WPB06". The E2 in front tells us, that we're talking about the Fixed Text Format (XML uses E1... as identfier). The 002 means that the segment contains the fields of version 2 of the segment definition (that way it's possible to add new fields in later specifications).
WPB06 is the segment for "POS interface: inbound processing sales docs, header totals", so some information in the header of a sales operation. IDocs aren't fun, but X12 is worse.
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Writing a novel would require verbs. But there is a story that boils down to Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterwetterkotterattentäterfangprämie .
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A couple of years ago, Finnish Defence Forces was recruiting a vastatykistömaalinosoitustutkakalusto-järjestelmäinsinööri-erikoisupseeri. Maybe because I think they don't have any more of lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas left.
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Well there are some jokes in German on that theme. One example is "Kopfsteinpflaster" (cobblestones) as a story in one word: Kopf + Stein = Pflaster (head + stone = plaster)
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How about
Dummkopfsteinpflaster
?(idiot + head + stone = plaster)