• hakko504 (unregistered)

    To be fair, that fan is a mini desk fan and it is USB powered

  • (nodebb)

    The negative virus count is vaccination.

  • Latengorica (unregistered)

    "3 Jan" is a moron interpreting 1 March, "1/3" on the wrong continent.

  • Bob (unregistered)

    More likely the negative virus count means your PC has soo many viruses its wrapped the signed counter and is about to come sentient and turn into Skynet, kill it before it's too late!

  • (nodebb) in reply to Bob

    I don't think so. I believe, the viruses are hiding - the camouflage is so good, that the scanner count "-1". OMG!

  • Mirko (unregistered)

    I think the fan in the picture is actually an USB powered one. No idea about the typewriter, though.

  • RLB (unregistered)

    Nah... the negative virus count isn't negative, it's a range. It's anywhere between none and 2952 viruses found.

  • DQ (unregistered)

    Since I work for a competitor of DPD: giggle giggle

  • Frankie Blue Eyes (unregistered)

    Chicago is my kind of town... going there is like a trip to the past.

  • (nodebb) in reply to Frankie Blue Eyes

    You got it wrong. Predating Yoda by many years, "My kind of town, Chicago is..."

  • Brian Boorman (google)

    Mirko doesn't realize you don't need electrical power at all for that typewriter. It's not an electric model.

  • OldCoder (unregistered)

    The Chicago to Atlanta one: Is this something to do with those wacky US time zones? No wonder everybody wants to get rid of them!

  • (nodebb)

    Interesting too that the USB expander will help connect a wireless mouse and a wireless keyboard to the computer.

  • Fnord (unregistered) in reply to Gurth

    If they're a Logitech mouse and keyboard, they may need USB dongles.

  • I dunno LOL ¯\(°_o)/¯ (unregistered) in reply to Latengorica

    We should get ISO to make a standard date format so that this doesn't happen.

  • (nodebb)

    Qwerkywriter S Typewriter Inspired Retro Mechanical Wired & Wireless Keyboard with Tablet Stand

    Never underestimate capitalism...

  • (nodebb) in reply to Fnord

    They look like Apple ones, which connect via bluetooth. So you might need a bluetooth dongle, sure. Or you could just buy a different brand, because I have this feeling you’ll have a lot of trouble getting a Magic Mouse to full functionality on anything but a Mac.

  • Neveralull (unregistered)

    Yes, it definitely states that the travel time is negative 41 hours. But the real WTF is accepting a four-hour layover between flights in Chicago.

  • markm (unregistered)

    On Superluminal airlines, you may arrive 48 hours before you depart. Please arrive in the terminal 3 days before departure time for TSA clearance.

  • (nodebb)

    I'd guess the typewriter is translating some Chinese(?) word to english and did an image search and thought the typewriter looked like it'd sell (or they wanted an even number).

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