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Haha...nice try @apapadimoulis. FP article doesn't link here....
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But you did read his Watvertising, right?
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If I knew anyone with a child between the ages of -1 and 4, I'd buy this book for them.
However, some of the choices bug me.
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I have two children in that age range, but I'm not giving you my address.
If @boomzilla gives you an address for me, don't use it. It's no longer valid.
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I once woke up thinking "I have to make a shell script to binary executable compiler! It will be so awesome!". Thankfully I have nearly managed to delete that memory from my brain.
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You know you can do it! You want to! For the WTF!
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Well, there's already one: http://www.linux-magazine.com/Online/Features/SHC-Shell-Compiler
But you're right, what's the point of having open source software if you use existing things instead or re-making them so you can show everyone how smart you are?
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I wouldn't do that. Also, don't you have forwarding set up?
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Yeah, but forwarding only works for certain services. For example, it doesn't work with FedEx and UPS. USPS won't forward some types of mail, either, such as magazines.
Didn't think you would give a valid one anyway, but who knows. You might prank with a fake address. :P
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Shit, why did I try to stop that?
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unless my records are very much mistaken it's 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
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I wonder what'd happen if you tried to send mail to Midlake, UT these days...because you certainly used to be able to!
Filed under: </geezer>
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Presumably, it would either be RTS or DLO.
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OK, your envelope of powdered sugar should be arriving in the next couple of days.
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It would be nice to run the FBI, but I don't know about getting my mail there.
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now tell me. did you google it or did you just know?
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That's OK, they'll send it on. When they're good and ready.
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I'll admit I had to google it. The only D.C. address I'd recognize without looking it up is a few blocks further down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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That would be 1400, correct? For la maison blanche.