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At least let me buy you dinner first.
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A small, irrelevant place within a small, irrelevant place. :trollface:
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actual conversation yesterday: "If you ask me what came in the package [that my husband admitted was from a sex toy store], I will tell you. Just fair warning."
"...dammit, now it's like a dare!"
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so...... i admit i am curious.
if i asked what was in the box would you actually tell me?
note i am not asking what's in the box, just if you would tell me in the event of me actually asking.
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Yes. :smile_cat:
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What's in the box?
Well someone had to</small?
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nothing anymore.
:giggity:
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[spoiler]Dildos[/spoiler].
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Congrats! And perfect fit within the topic title!
:rimshot:
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Are ya glad ya did? Were you expecting a different answer?
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Could not resist: Boolean or Scalar? Or does the plural indicate an Array in the offering?
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I can't have been the only one thinking it
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hmm.... i wonder.... would it be cheaper to fly to england freight rather than flying coach?
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Wouldn't surprise me. However, you may run into issues if the hold isn't pressurised. And of course you won't get to see the in-flight movie, or get those complimentary peanuts that are impossible to open without spraying them over half the passengers :laughing:
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No, they start speaking LOUDER....
[image]bz: replaced failed hotlinked image
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I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt on that potential whoosh and assume you just didn't want to lower yourself to my crass level
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what crass? you mean the implication that .... oh, yes, i can see how you'd think that.
but why did you think i wasn't talking about exactly the same thing?
;-)