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In any language that allows Unicode in source code, you could just use
nеw
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If you do that in any code I have to maintain, I'll be breaking out the U+1F528
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Isn't Unicode filled with wonderful and useful stuff?
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please U+1F528 dont hurt em
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Most games don't need a
Sanitation
score.Admin
It's important if I'm to really get into the character I'm playing that I'm able to set its charisma to 1.
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Well, we do have a Fox, I'm not sure if there's a Scully here though.
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Hey, @RFoxmich isn't bad.
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Did someone say "log table"? [image]
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I see they also did a good job of repairing the huge hole in the wall they used to get the forklift in there :smile:
Unless it's hollow, that table must weigh, what, 500lbs at least?
500 OK fuck you :minidisc::horse:
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hmm.... there's a joke here i'm sure, but i gotta say it's stumping me as to what it could be.
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Then maybe it wood be better if you don't go out on a limb and just leaf it alone.
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:rofl:
.... nope. can't top that.
i'll show meself out.
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Tree puns in one post? Nice job!
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You enjoy these puns? You must be barking mad!
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Agreed. We need to root these puns out, ideally in one fell swoop so they don't have a chance to branch out into anything else.
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...I think it's thyme to leaf...
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That is sage advice, my friend.
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..... by the goddess! what have i creates?!
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Are you really surprised that the seed you planted would bloom into such a fruitful exchange, considering the fertile environment around here?
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with the amount of BS that's spread around this forum, how could it be anything other than fertile?
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At least no-one's mentioned how it gives new meaning to the phrase 'got wood'.
INB4 :giggity:
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Paging @Groaner...
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I could turn to the darkside.
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We would surely be doomed if you did.