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I can't stand it when poetry does not scan. Come on, it's just a matter of counting. Or are you programmers at FOX utterly, contemptibly and laughable innumerate? No wonder your apps don't work.
If I wanted to read rubbish poetry I'd buy an anthology of Keats.
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Got me all excited with the promise of profanity, there wasn't enough to save it from being a dull read.
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thanks for the kind words Remy .. getting a byline is the best Christmas gift possible. i posted the link out on FOX slack so hopefully you'll get some new readers.
thanks for the other feedback as well .. it unfortunately did have a lot of inside baseball .. i'll let the cats know.
“Your critics are the ones telling you they still love you and care. Worry when you do something badly and nobody bothers to tell you.” ― Randy Pausch
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Putty. Putty. Putty. Green Putty – Grutty Peen. Grarmpitutty – Morning! Pridsummer – Grorning Utty! Discovery….. Oh. Putty?….. Armpit? Armpit….. Putty. Not even a particularly Nice shade of green. As I lick my armpit and shall agree, That this putty is very well green.
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Pollution! All around! Sometimes ... up, Sometimes ... down. But ALWAYS ... around. Pollution: are you coming to my town? Or am I coming to yours? We're on different buses, pollution, But we're both using petrol—
—BOMBs!
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Man, that's some amazingly, legendarily cringey poetry.