I saw my doctor this week and he told me I needed to go on a new diet. So here you go: all natural, no snark added.
Overachiever
Bill T.
reflected on his life achievements:
"I had to fill out demographic information - but is this
really a cognitive test in disguise? Find your level
of education!"
"Is this even legal??" exclaims
Julien M-A.
"I knew big tech had no conscience and also that you can
buy anything on Amazon, but really I did not expect it
to sink to these depths. But my real question is what search
algorithm matched this result in response to a query on
funding from the French Ministry of International Affairs."
Even the disfrancophonic readers can probably guess that
"a petits prix" is translated "at low prices".
Virgin Pulser Jeff A. quavers "I’m afraid to open the app; I don’t have time to complete 1.3 Billion cards."
"I'm sensing some repressed rage," empathizes cheese fan Cong. "Perhaps they're not really thankful for my custom?"
Eagle-eyed Bruce C. went the distance to get more data displayed. Disappointed, he comments "Not only did they decide not to have scrolling, they actually don't show more years on larger screens. This was captured on a 4k monitor - no extra years displayed."