“Some people,” said the sage, “are lucky enough to also have a completely separate environment for production.” Today's nuggets of web joy are pudding-proof.
Hypothetically hypochondriac STUDENTS[$RANDOM] gasped “I tried to look up information about Covid tests at the institution. Instead I found…this.”
An anonymous gastronome delivered this tasty morsel with a pun too cheesy to permit in this staid column. “It must have got lost in the mail.”
Hapless hirer Fred G. wonders “Why aren't we getting any resumes?” ruminating “it worked well enough on HR's machine!”
“Wrong.” snapped Scott B. testily.
Armchair analyst David accidentally unmasks this editor's archetype, exclaiming “I didn't even know this was one of the types!”