Rational Tim R. observed "When setting up my security camera using the ieGeek app there seem to be two conflicting definitions of sensitivity. I hope the second one is wrong, but if it's right, I really hope the first one is wrong."
"That's what happens when you use a LLM to write your date handling code!" crowed an anonymous Errordian. "Actually, it is interesting that they store dates as days since the beginning of the current Julian period."
Sarcastic Michael P. grumped "Oh, shoot. I hope I can find time to charge my doorbell before it dies. I guess Google Home takes a much longer view of time than us mere humans."
"Hello To You Too!" cheered Simon T. when he happened on this friendly welcome. Not really. What he really said was "We all love a hello world, but probably not on almost the front page of a national system." Maybe, maybe not.
Mathematician Mark V. figures Firefox's math doesn't add up. "Apparently my browser has cached 17 Exabytes of data from YouTube - on my 512GB laptop. That's some serious video compression!" Technically, it depends on the lighting.