"The Eugene (Oregon) Register-Guard knows when it's a slow news day, null happens," Bill T. writes.

 

"12 months for free or a year for not free...so hard to choose!" writes Paige S.

 

Rodrigo M. wrote, "GlobalProtect thinks the current version I have installed is not very good, so why not upgrade by downgrading?"

 

"After flying with Norwegian airways I got a mail asking to take the survey," Nathan K. wrote, "Now I apparently need to find out how to file a ticket with their sysadmins."

 

"So...my name is 'Marketing' now?" wrote Anon and totally not named Marketing.

 

Brad W. writes, "For having 'Caterpillar,' 'Revolver,' and 'Steel Toe' in the description the shoe seems a bit wimpy."