This week, friend Adam R. sent in an entry and included with it a link to a short-form YouTube video. Presumably this was a mistake, because I watched that video and the next one and the next one and the next one and after two hours I still haven't got this column ready. I won't share the video link with you. You're welcome.
What Adam really wanted to say was: "The USPS offers a sincerely service called Informed Delivery that, every morning, emails you scans of the exterior of your postal mail that you're expected to receive that day, which is a genuinely useful service (#not-sponsored). In today's digest, however, the subject line had an extra None thrown in there. Some Python script gone wrong that wasn't tested before production, perhaps?" We get lots of NaN, null, and undefined submissions, but None are actually rare.
Carlos sent us a fresh email, reporting "Mint Mobile hit the jackpot but their template engine didn't."
"No Rush" stated Robert F. calmly. "My Carbonite backup files will be deleted in 11250001 days if I don't reconnect the drive. Well, there's no rush, really. They have given me 30,822 years to reconnect it. (It was never disconnected in the first place!)"
"Roosting indeed" harumphs The Beast in Black. "Somebody should tell Claude Code that it keeps using that word but I do not think it means what it thinks it means. On the other hand, considering how sssllllllooooooowwww it usually is, perhaps this is honesty."
Peter S. has been driven to madness by Sixt, right along with me. "Now that I am silver, Sixt's top offer is to fill all mandatory fields in their data extension. I wonder what gold gives me."




