Adrian M. lit up this blooper for us. "Apparently Siemens Mobility wasn't satisfied that a mere 95-year copyright term would be enough for the brochure about their m60-series traffic light controller. I hope I won't have to wait until 2029 for a green light." See for yourself here.
Mark W. thinks Doordash needs a kiss on the boo-boo to make it all better. "Sometimes even a major app has a little mishap, the software equivalent of skidding on a wet floor or fumbling shuffling a deck of cards, and all they need is a bit of reassurance."
An Anonymous Cheapskate pinches every penny so hard it shatters. We should start up a GoFundYou to help him buy this. "I got a promotion price with a trade-in for the Galaxy Watch 7 from Samsung, but the price is still too high. I won't pay a cent (or as in this case, a trillionth of a cent) over $79.99!"
Will S. found a takeaway that might be trying to help with the AC's GFY. "One of my local restaurants has some creative revenue side dishes."
Michael R. is miffed at some other funding platform for not taking his card of choice, sarcastically remarking "Thank you crowdfunder." I just want to know why he can be so generous with Hackney and such a tightwad when it comes to one of our own community here. C'mon Michael, if everyone would just chip in a measly $0.000000000000001 each (plus a $4 transaction fee for me) we could make sure our AC is never late for dinner. Help us feed AC!