Abandoning alliteration, the column this week is experimenting with consonance. Next week, perhaps we'll see how everyone feels about assonance.

Job-hunter Despreately Looking for Internship shared this job posting, writing "AMD Job Lsiting forgot to add in the deatils". Seems like a pretty easy job to perform; Mx. Des should apply.

job

 

Rosti fan Stefan Pletosu (and who isn't?) uncovers a subtler substitution error that Mx. Despreately missed. "Why would they call me a lead? I'm just a junior" he humbly demurs.

eamil

 

Dislocated Lincoln figures "Someone needs to go back to school and study maths."

half

 

Nanoscale philanthropist Adam R. references my favorite derived unit in this headscratcher. "I made a $50 donation plus fees, and in fact that's what my credit card was charged, but my PayPal activity statement seems to think I only made a 5 millicent donation."

paypal

 

Time Lord Daniel D. conjured up this Slovakian incantation, explaining: "Large office supply chain says this product will be delivered between September 9, 2021 and February 8, 2023. I choose the 2021 and hope it will just materialize in front of me on pressing the Confirm order button."

yesterday

 

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