Drinker Philip B. confesses "The first bottle went down fine but after the second my speech got a little schlurred ..."

 

"Fortunately, we can rely on this detection originally developed to fight the plague!" advises an anonymous time traveler

 

Joel G. asks "I wonder if the $1003.99 fee is a maths error, a shipping error, or my postcode is a variable in calculating it? "

I will just pick it up in person, thanks.

 

Polyglot Chris humblebrags "Duolingo thinks I'm better than number 1 in the league, I'm number 0!"

Everyone knows that counting things is one of the two hardest problems in computer science

 

 

Airplane enthusiast Michael P. is sure he can make this toy fly for half the price. We must admit the gag went over our heads at first.

 

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