Lyle Seaman

networking, security infra and filesystems kernel hacker turned application programmer, SRE and engineering manager, Lyle traded tilting at windmills for viking at Vikings but couldn't catch any.

Oct 2023

Look, Up In the Sky!

by in Error'd on

"My FB got HACKED" wrote an anonymous contributor. "Verification codes box sooo not funny 🤦🤦🤦🤦" Not just one facepalm, but four.


Self Driving Level NaN

by in Error'd on

This week, Harry Altman teaches us how to make sure that autoautomobiles don't crash into your house. It's not immediately obvious, and the answer to the puzzle borders on philosophical.

But first, an anonymous reader wrote "I found this in a practice exam for an Azure Certification, !(Azure Service Bus) story." I believe him.


Cold Shoulder'd

by in Error'd on

Winter is coming to New Mexico this year with a vengeance. It should be fine if you just stay out of the wind.

First, to get this out of the way, never let it be said that we at TDWTF won't take our own lumps. The Beast in Black has a beef with our grammar, and technically he is correct. "So Meta, Especially This Atrocity..."


Tomorrow, and tomorrow

by in Error'd on

No fail merges today, no fexts or flubstitutes. Just flubs, subbed by a pantheon of old hands. I think everyone represented has been active here for at least five years, save perhaps our first, anonymous submission!

An anonymous Aussie shared a snippet of source from the ozpo website. Notice that even their "suggested example" doesn't fit. "Australia Post's most public of many rule mismatches in their n-number of systems chained together. The description text field on the printed label? Sure, there's space for over 900 characters."