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Mar 11Important-Function(), IsNumber(), and More()
by in Coded Smorgasbord on 2011-04-04" "I found a function called 'Important-Function' in a colleague's PowerShell script," wrote B. Versteylen, "after expanding the function, I discovered this."
Function Important-Function()
{
#Hehehehehehe ^^
$logTime = Get-Date -Format "yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm:ss" #Just so it looks the same as a regular log entry :+
$randomNumber1Method = New-Object System.Random
$randomNumber1 = $randomNumber1Method.Next(1,100)
If ($randomNumber1 -EQ 30)
{
$randomNumber2Method = New-Object System.Random
$randomNumber2 = $randomNumber2Method.Next(1,15)
Switch ($randomNumber2)
{
1 {Write-Host $logTime "Watching a colleague pick his nose..."}
2 {Write-Host $logTime "Solving a binary sudoku puzzle..."}
3 {Write-Host $logTime "Hoping to return anything useful..."}
4 {Write-Host $logTime "Slapping random people with a trout..."}
5 {Write-Host $logTime "Surfing porn sites on the internet..."}
6 {Write-Host $logTime "Pondering the next move..."}
7 {Write-Host $logTime "Formatting the hard drive..."}
8 {Write-Host $logTime "Dividing by `$null..."}
9 {Write-Host $logTime "Getting a cup of coffee..."}
10 {Write-Host $logTime "Trying to fit a square into a circle..."}
11 {Write-Host $logTime "Yawning as a cow races by..."}
12 {Write-Host $logTime "Milking a goat..."}
13 {Write-Host $logTime "Playing rock-scissors-paper..."}
14 {Write-Host $logTime "Reading a manual on WMI..."}
15 {Write-Host $logTime "Thinking about Jessica in Berlin..."}
}
}
}