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May 2026

Failing to Fail

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Russell F (previously) sends us a small one today. It's not just a representative line, it's a representative comment. More than that, it's a true confession. Russell wrote some code, you see, and the logic was confusing. So, a co-worker added a comment to explain what the code was doing:

'This is *supposed* to fail. If it fails to fail, it throws a failure message

Please Find, Rewind

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As previously discussed, C++ took a surprisingly long time to get a "starts with" function for strings. It took even longer to get a function called "contains". In part, that's simply because string::find solves that problem.

Nancy sends us a… different approach to solving this problem.


Not for Nullthing

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Today's anonymous submitter sends us some code that just makes your mind go… blank when you look at it.

	public static boolean isNull(String value) {
		return StringUtils.isBlank(value);
	}

Empty Pockets

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If you've seen one developer recounting how their AI agent deleted production, you've seen them all. They're mostly not interesting stories. It's like watching someone speeding through traffic on a motorcycle without a helmet: the eventual tragedy is sad, but it's unsurprising and not an interesting story to tell. It's not even interesting as a warning: the kind of person who speeds on a motorcycle without a helmet isn't doing so because they don't understand the danger. They've just decided it doesn't apply to them.

But the founder of PocketOS, Jer, recently shared how- whoopsie!- their AI agent deleted production. There's a lot of ingredients that go into this particular disaster, which I think makes it interesting, because the use of a poorly supervised AI agent is only one ingredient in this absolute trainwreck of a story.


Parametric Projection

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Roger C. gets on second base with an unforced error. "Not only is the content too large, the error message informing us of this is also too large to fit the visible space. A layered, double WTF."

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