It was Anthony's second day on the job, and the sixth time he thought to himself, What The Fuuuuuhhhggggg, while searching through the code. At least, he thought that he kept that last sentiment to himself.
Not a moment later, his coworker asked "what is it?" and then scooted his chair over to see Anthony staring at the following code, mouth agape.
declare @lnFirstName varchar(255)
declare @lnLastName varchar(255)
declare @lnEmailaddr varchar(255)
declare @lnTitle varchar(255)
declare @lnCompany varchar(255)
declare @lnAddress varchar(255)
declare @lnCity varchar(255)
declare @lnState varchar(255)
declare @lnZip varchar(255)
declare @lnCountry varchar(255)
declare @lnPhone varchar(255)
declare @lnFax varchar(255)
select
@lnSitr0100Id = max([Sitr0100Id])
from
Sitr0110
where
[Sitr0110Id] = @lnSitr0110Id
/* get local variable set with data from record if found */
select
@lnFirstName = [FirstName]
,@lnLastName = [LastName]
from
Sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
/* reset nulls whether found or not */
select
@lnFirstName = isnull(@lnFirstName,'')
,@lnLastName = isnull(@lnLastName,'')
select
@lnEmailaddr = [EmailAddress]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
select
@lnTitle = [Title]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnTitle is null
begin
set @lnTitle = ''
end
select
@lnCompany = [Company]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnCompany is null
begin
set @lnCompany = ''
end
select
@lnAddress = [Address1]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnAddress is null
begin
set @lnAddress = ''
end
select
@lnCity = [City]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnCity is null
begin
set @lnCity = ''
end
select
@lnState = [State]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnState is null
begin
set @lnState = ''
end
select
@lnZip = [Zip]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnZip is null
begin
set @lnZip = ''
end
select
@lnCountry = [Country]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnCountry is null
begin
set @lnCountry = ''
end
select
@lnPhone = [Phone]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnPhone is null
begin
set @lnPhone = ''
end
select
@lnFax = [Fax]
from
sitr0100
where
[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
if @lnFax is null
begin
set @lnFax = ''
end
select
[Response] = @lnSitr0110Id
,[First] = @lnFirstName
,[Last] = @lnLastName
,[Email] = @lnEmailaddr
,[Title] = @lnTitle
,[Company] = @lnCompany
,[Address] = @lnAddress
,[City] = @lnCity
,[State] = @lnState
,[Zip] = @lnZip
,[Country] = @lnCountry
,[Phone] = @lnPhone
,[Fax] = @lnFax
,[New] = @lnNew
,[Sitr0100Id] = @lnSitr0100Id
"It's actually better this way," Anthony's coworker said unsarcastically, "you get a lot more control over things when you need to change things later."
It was going to be a really long contract.