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Mr. Magenta and his faithful servant were much funnier than the current cast of characters... although not THAT much funnier.
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I like how he said "COMMON LISP" instead of just "LISP". Because, y'know, it's totally worth murdering a pun to make sure everyone gets it.
/he said, sarcastically
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In that case, I say, to hell with your fingers!!!
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Wonderful punchline. Also, seriously? I stopped visiting the forums 6 months because of that vitriol. morbiuswilters should make more MFD comments and fewer bitter comments, that way everyone wins!
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The real WTF is people WTFing over Lisp.
Get over it. It's a programming language, and a damn good one at that. Please, do us all a favor and earn a degree at STFU or something.
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Heheh.
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You know, I don't think I've ever seen anyone unsuccessfully attempt to make a pun before. That's almost impressive, in a way.
(Yes, I get to post a text comment and you don't. Nyah! Nyah!)
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Not only is it rediculous, it's ridiculous too! Rediculously ridiculous!
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"How appropriate, you fight like a cow" has always been a good catch all comeback to pretty much anything that anyone ever says to you.
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BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!
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Now this, was actually funny.
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I'm sorry, but "all y'all" is the correct plural.
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Need a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
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That was scary... you started describing an old boss of mine. Good work in bringing the fear and loathing back!
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I know it's lame to explain jokes, especially on a geek site like this, but here are a few links you want to check out if the comic does not make sense to you: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1901656/OGC-unveils-new-logo-to-red-faces.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_2012#Logo http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/art/2007/06/how_lisa_simpson_took_the_olym.html http://www.b3ta.com/board/7253787 (Warning, contains a swastika)
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Wow, sounds like somebody is a little sensitive about his List Programming! I think you are TRWTF, actually getting upset over somebody's opinion over a language that sucks more eggs than Hillary Clinton, good lord. Wake up grandpa, technology has changed!!! Wake up and smell the Java :)
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You have a link to Lisa Simpson giving a blow job?!?
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I defeated the Sword Master and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
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Perfection achieved. Everyone can stop posting now.
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Haskell sometimes leads to stuff like this:
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No, it's "rediculous" -- so ridiculous that we have to make fun of it twice.
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pglewis raises a good point.
After conducting some research I have discovered the evidence is too ambiguous to say whether pglewis or bstorer is correct.
shrug
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Me <3 Austin Powers.
+1
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TRANSLATION INTO ENGLISH FROM "Wingdings 2":
Clipboardman >> MFD sucks Cowboy >> EXCUSE ME, COME AGAIN? Clipboardman >> I SAI: MFD SUCKS! Cowboy >> Y'ALL TALKING STRANGER THAN A LOUISIANA RIVERBOAT GAMBLER, THERE. Clipboardman >> So then Tiffany said It Have some meirt to kill you for wearing a similar outfit as me and I was all like no way! because MFD sucks anyways! Cowboy >> UM...Y'ALL REALLY SHOULD GET TO A DOCTOR TO TAKE CARE OF THAT COMMON LISP!
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[1]> (quote today weather)
*** - EVAL: too many parameters for special operator QUOTE: (QUOTE TODAY WEATHER)
Tsk tsk, broken LISP.
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Strangely enough it's really easy to typo if you can't read what you're writing. :P
I was wondering how long it'd be before some wise guy came and translated it. :P
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Smash King: Really? Well, I found the treasure of Melee Island, and guess what I got.
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Ah the good ol' Monkey Island days :)
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I tried it in a online lisp interpreter and I got:
expression (defun parse (key-string) (do ((result nil) (i 0 ( 1+ i)) (len ((length key-string)))) (((= i len)) ( nreverse result)) (case (char key-string i) (#\A ( incf i) (push (ecase (char key-string i) (#\A (' t 2)) (#\B (' ny)) (#\C (' ur)) (#\D (' m/)) (#\E (' MO)) (#\F (' 4c)) (#\G (' TV)) (#\H (' P))) resul t)) (#* (incf i) (push (ecase (char key-string i) (#\1 (' mf)) (#\2 (' 8)) (#\3 (' DF)) (#\4 (' ti) ) (#\5 (' d2)) (#\6 (' l.)) (#\7 (' co)) (#\8 (' T V)) (#\9 (' YZ))) result)) (t (push (list (char ke y-string i)) result))))) value defun
expression (parse 4ABAC67AD152AHAA) value parse
No idea what it means. I tried another one, which simply gave an error on "defun"