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792 Octillions ! Wow, that must be worth, like, Millions !
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792 Octillions ! Wow, that must be worth, like, Millions !
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That answering machine runs off of an Excel spreadsheet?
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I wonder how many times someone has set up auto pay and it turned out to be some insane number like that. What would the bank do? What could the bank do?
Hope everyone has overdraft protection... a really good overdraft protection.
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As we found out when we re-did our kitchen, "IKEA" is Swedish for "back-ordered".
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When the person holding the camera presses a button on it, the answering machine's synthesized voice says: "You have Sunday, 18:50 PM messages."
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You gotta admit, the logo under that sign just makes the picture. :-)
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Darn, you beat me to it. :-)
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You know I've spent years trying to forget that junk. It's probably going to take the better part of a case to forget the memories you just brought back. :>(
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"I wonder how many times someone has set up auto pay and it turned out to be some insane number like that. What would the bank do? What could the bank do? "
I once had the bank insisting we were $9,999,999,999.99 overdrawn after cancelling a check, they even had the balls to ask when we were considering paying it back.
It turned out that their 'cancel a check' process was; change the amount to '99,999,999,999.99' and mark it as having been paid, if you're going to do it that way though, please make sure your staff can type.
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The reason the IKEA image isn't showing up is because they haven't found someone who can figure out how to put it together yet.
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Verizon does it again!
Payphones haven't been able to receive calls in ages. Where have you been?Admin
Sounds like a certain phone company is aiming to take on the likes of Reynholm Industries... They only have to beat last years record of "1800 billion billion pounds".
As for the answering machine... That's Numberwang!
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You know how IKEA is trying to save your money, this time they just disabled loading images to save on traffic.
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But think of all the frequent flier miles you'll get on that credit card!
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Yeah, Nick, you answered your own question - the lower case version is correct because it "laser" is an acronym and a common noun. An acronym is a word made from the initials of some phrase, and as if that word is a common noun, then it is not capitalised. Hence "laser", but "NATO".
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Another reason to request a description (or, better, captions in the video): There are hearing impaired persons (at least me) among your readership, and they, too, would like to know WTF is going on.
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"Click here to shop for prostate cancer"
I encountered a similarly bad taste instance:
I was reading an article about a a corrupt judge and got:
Buy judges online at Ebay.
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18:50 PM? So 30:50 on a 24 hour clock? My friend's employer's also think there's 32 hours in a day!
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TRWTF is 'This video is no longer available.'
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God that video reminds me of a "smart" fridge I used to have. After a storm it was glitching out saying random messages, but the one that stuck with me the most was "It's time to replace crushed water"
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I don't get it...is there a difference? I mean, I'm no mathematician, but...
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Can you hear me now?
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Hate to call it, but the sign is photoshopped >.< Use gimp and take apart the layers ;)