• (cs) in reply to Shoruke

    A problem has been to my computer. In fact it never left.

    Shoruke:
    Buy blank texts from Wendy's for $0.00 each Sell blank texts over the internet for $0.01 each (plus shipping and handling) infinite moneys In fact, I think I'll start right now " " U jelly?
    I make my own blank text at home.
  • me (unregistered)
    A comment has been
    this website.
    Please reboot your
    to see it.
  • upper deck (unregistered)

    A comment has been to your computer and took a dump in your porn stash.

    dolor, my good CAPTCHA, dolor.

  • Gabor (unregistered)

    Does the Avira message translate to Ya! Ya! Cthulhu ftaghn?

  • Dmented Kitty (unregistered)

    I would like some Blank Fries and Soda to go with my Blank Text, please.

    Is this a low-calorie meal or what?

  • John (unregistered)

    Blank Text is free? I wonder what actual text costs.

  • Ballingalo (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    ÃÆâ€â„Â:
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    hoodaticus:
    GoatRider:
    I think the Avira AV one translates as "Up-down Up-down Up-down A B"
    Nice try, but that cheat code was actually Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Select Start.

    YES! Go Contra! That game was/is AWSOME!

    Oh, except it was A B A B, not B A B A... I'll let this one slide, but next slip-up and we'll have to suspend your geek membership card.

    Educate yourself, dumbass.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code

    My god, you're right! How could I have not "educated" myself on something I haven't touched or thought about for about 20 years now... Geeze, I should just go kill myself...

    Psst, fuck off and lighten up douchebag.

    Pot...Kettle....

    Given your response "...I'll let this one slide..." I think his response is perfectly appropriate.

    Clearly, you're just one of those dickheads that likes to stir shit but can't taker it when they cop their own back.

    Go Fuck Yourself with a broomstick.

  • Mr Me (unregistered) in reply to Mike
    Mike:
    jrh:
    The sign stuck me as fake too, I cant remember seeing a screen that displays all the way to the edge like that. And usually when something is zoomed way in that that it shows the top left, but I guess that could be the center of the screen.

    If it was shopped, at least they put the effort into having the wires go in front of the screen instead of disappearing "behind" it.

    That is the top left:

    http://www.techerator.com/wp-content/uploads/hp-bsod.jpg

    Aren't these type of screens designed to be able to have multiple hooked together, creating a bigger screen?

    I think it's plausible, then, that this would allow the crop to be set to any part of the screen, not specifically Top Left.

    You picture shows one case where it aligns Top Left, it is hardly conclusive proof that this is always the case...

  • Stuart (unregistered) in reply to Mr Me
    Mr Me:

    You picture shows one case where it aligns Top Left, it is hardly conclusive proof that this is always the case...

    What further proof do you want? How many screenshots will it take?

    It is always the case on an NT based machine. If you think it isn't, show your proof.

  • Mr Me (unregistered) in reply to Stuart
    Stuart:
    Mr Me:

    You picture shows one case where it aligns Top Left, it is hardly conclusive proof that this is always the case...

    What further proof do you want? How many screenshots will it take?

    It is always the case on an NT based machine. If you think it isn't, show your proof.

    The first picture in the article offers some evidence that it is not always aligned top left.

    Do you watch the Simpsons? Lisa proved to Homer that a rock keeps bears away. That proof was about as good as the one picture you've provided.

    Does using italics strengthen my point?

    For someone who asserts to have ultimate proof that this is the case (based on a single screenshot from a single machine with a specific configuration) you sure get touchy when someone suggests the proof might not be quite as conclusive as you claim.

    <translation> Settle, petal! Don't take things so personally. Just pointing out that a single case does not really constitute proof. </translation>
  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to Ballingalo
    Ballingalo:
    C-Octothorpe:
    ÃÆâ€â„Â:
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    hoodaticus:
    GoatRider:
    I think the Avira AV one translates as "Up-down Up-down Up-down A B"
    Nice try, but that cheat code was actually Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Select Start.

    YES! Go Contra! That game was/is AWSOME!

    Oh, except it was A B A B, not B A B A... I'll let this one slide, but next slip-up and we'll have to suspend your geek membership card.

    Educate yourself, dumbass.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code

    My god, you're right! How could I have not "educated" myself on something I haven't touched or thought about for about 20 years now... Geeze, I should just go kill myself...

    Psst, fuck off and lighten up douchebag.

    Pot...Kettle....

    Given your response "...I'll let this one slide..." I think his response is perfectly appropriate.

    Clearly, you're just one of those dickheads that likes to stir shit but can't taker it when they cop their own back.

    Go Fuck Yourself with a broomstick.

    Man, you guys need to stop hanging out with each other and get laid once in a while... In case it wasn't obvious, I was joking. I thought that me taking away a fictional 'geek card' would've tipped you off.

    Again, fuck off and lighten up... Working on those anger management issues also wouldn't hurt.

  • Some Wierd Characters and some strange ones too (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ballingalo:
    C-Octothorpe:
    ÃÆâ€â„Â:
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    hoodaticus:
    GoatRider:
    I think the Avira AV one translates as "Up-down Up-down Up-down A B"
    Nice try, but that cheat code was actually Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Select Start.

    YES! Go Contra! That game was/is AWSOME!

    Oh, except it was A B A B, not B A B A... I'll let this one slide, but next slip-up and we'll have to suspend your geek membership card.

    Educate yourself, dumbass.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code

    My god, you're right! How could I have not "educated" myself on something I haven't touched or thought about for about 20 years now... Geeze, I should just go kill myself...

    Psst, fuck off and lighten up douchebag.

    Pot...Kettle....

    Given your response "...I'll let this one slide..." I think his response is perfectly appropriate.

    Clearly, you're just one of those dickheads that likes to stir shit but can't taker it when they cop their own back.

    Go Fuck Yourself with a broomstick.

    Man, you guys need to stop hanging out with each other and get laid once in a while... In case it wasn't obvious, I was joking. I thought that me taking away a fictional 'geek card' would've tipped you off.

    Again, fuck off and lighten up... Working on those anger management issues also wouldn't hurt.

    I thinks you the one whose gotta lighten up their chief....

    You make a comment correcting someone (possibly an attempt at humour as you claim) Someone else responds correcting you (also possibly an attempt at humour)

    You start swearing and telling people to lighten up. Someone swears back at you

    You start swearing and claiming everyone else has anger management issues. As for comments about getting laid...well that's simply so immature - I'm guessing your a middle-age bloke (in his early 50s if I had to guess) whose most intimate sexual experience probably involved a mouse, a hand and some sites whose idea of safe sex is that your computer catches the viruses not you.

    Looks like your happy to dish it out (possibly in jest) but don't understand when it comes back (possibly still in jest).

    Don't worry, though...I have predicted you're gonna tell me to lighten up, so I'm going away to do that.

    Short Version: Look in the mirror.

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to Some Wierd Characters and some strange ones too
    Some Wierd Characters and some strange ones too:
    ... a bunch of stuff that is 100% accurate...

    Hey, the mouse was your wife's idea... And yes, I'm immature, thanks for noticing.

    At the risk of dragging this any further, I find it quite ironic that you're calling me out on the immature thing, but you're fine with doing it yourself. Anyway, this thread should have died about 5 posts ago... I'm too busy making sweet, sweet love to mice anyway...

  • dadasd (unregistered) in reply to sage
    sage:
    >implying we are not everywhere...

    Demonstrating you don't have very good quoting skills.

  • (cs) in reply to Xenon Xavior
    Xenon Xavior:
    Shoruke:
    Buy blank texts from Wendy's for $0.00 each Sell blank texts over the internet for $0.01 each (plus shipping and handling) infinite moneys In fact, I think I'll start right now " " U jelly?

    I've already tried this with McDonald's free smiles. The overhead on delivering so many smiles is just too high.

    I once tried ordering a smile at McDonalds, and was meant with a blank stare and "A small what?".

  • Vince (unregistered) in reply to Shoruke

    2.??? 3. Profit

    (Entering some text, so that the spaminator doesn't think my post is spam)

  • Billy Goat Gruff #1 (unregistered) in reply to Mr Me
    Mr Me:
    Stuart:
    Mr Me:

    You picture shows one case where it aligns Top Left, it is hardly conclusive proof that this is always the case...

    What further proof do you want? How many screenshots will it take?

    It is always the case on an NT based machine. If you think it isn't, show your proof.

    The first picture in the article offers some evidence that it is not always aligned top left.

    Do you watch the Simpsons? Lisa proved to Homer that a rock keeps bears away. That proof was about as good as the one picture you've provided.

    Does using italics strengthen my point?

    For someone who asserts to have ultimate proof that this is the case (based on a single screenshot from a single machine with a specific configuration) you sure get touchy when someone suggests the proof might not be quite as conclusive as you claim.

    <translation> Settle, petal! Don't take things so personally. Just pointing out that a single case does not really constitute proof. </translation>

    I call shenanigans on the Simpsons quote. It was tigers.

  • Konamiman (unregistered)

    "A problem has been to your computer"

    Furthermore, all your base...

  • (cs) in reply to Shoruke
    Shoruke:
    Buy blank texts from Wendy's for $0.00 each Sell blank texts over the internet for $0.01 each (plus shipping and handling) infinite moneys In fact, I think I'll start right now " " U jelly?

    FREE WITH EVERY PURCHASE; a DVD Rewinder.

  • (cs) in reply to Ballingalo
    Ballingalo:
    C-Octothorpe:
    ÃÆâ€â„Â:
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    hoodaticus:
    GoatRider:
    I think the Avira AV one translates as "Up-down Up-down Up-down A B"
    Nice try, but that cheat code was actually Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Select Start.

    YES! Go Contra! That game was/is AWSOME!

    Oh, except it was A B A B, not B A B A... I'll let this one slide, but next slip-up and we'll have to suspend your geek membership card.

    Educate yourself, dumbass.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code

    My god, you're right! How could I have not "educated" myself on something I haven't touched or thought about for about 20 years now... Geeze, I should just go kill myself...

    Psst, fuck off and lighten up douchebag.

    Pot...Kettle....

    Given your response "...I'll let this one slide..." I think his response is perfectly appropriate.

    Clearly, you’re too young and too stupid to be using the internet.

    Go away and grow up.

    FTFY

  • Anonymous Cow-Herd (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Ballingalo:
    C-Octothorpe:
    ÃÆâ€â„Â:
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    hoodaticus:
    GoatRider:
    I think the Avira AV one translates as "Up-down Up-down Up-down A B"
    Nice try, but that cheat code was actually Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Select Start.

    YES! Go Contra! That game was/is AWSOME!

    Oh, except it was A B A B, not B A B A... I'll let this one slide, but next slip-up and we'll have to suspend your geek membership card.

    Educate yourself, dumbass.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code

    My god, you're right! How could I have not "educated" myself on something I haven't touched or thought about for about 20 years now... Geeze, I should just go kill myself...

    Psst, fuck off and lighten up douchebag.

    Pot...Kettle....

    Given your response "...I'll let this one slide..." I think his response is perfectly appropriate.

    Clearly, you're just one of those dickheads that likes to stir shit but can't taker it when they cop their own back.

    Go Fuck Yourself with a broomstick.

    Man, you guys need to stop hanging out with each other and get laid once in a while... In case it wasn't obvious, I was joking. I thought that me taking away a fictional 'geek card' would've tipped you off.

    Again, fuck off and lighten up... Working on those anger management issues also wouldn't hurt.

    For fuck's sake, will everyone just stop fucking swearing already?

  • (cs) in reply to Mr Me
    Mr Me:
    Stuart:
    Mr Me:
    You picture shows one case where it aligns Top Left, it is hardly conclusive proof that this is always the case...
    <troll munchies>
    blah blah irrelevant-and-inaccurate-Simpsons-reference blah...

    Just pointing out that a single case does not really constitute proof.

    No, but it indicates plausibility. WhyTF would he need to do more?

  • K (unregistered)

    The two identical letters is not really a WTF. Obviously they noticed too late that there was a problem the first time around, and assuming it was just a sporadic problem they simply generated a second letter.

  • Aezart (unregistered) in reply to Anonymous Cow-Herd

    Fuck no.

  • Aezart (unregistered) in reply to Aezart
    Aezart:
    Fuck no.
    Oops, didn't realize it wouldn't automatically quote when I hit "reply."
  • abadidea (unregistered)

    I think that Chinese error is something about Dance Dance Revolution.

  • (cs)

    In order to get the antivirus to work you have to enter the right code:

    Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start

  • My$stic Ribbenz (unregistered) in reply to Shoruke

    I think I saw those delicious blank texts at Burger King before - on the 0¢ dollar menu.

  • (cs)

    How many blank texts may I purchase with a drawing of a spider?

  • Neville Flynn (unregistered) in reply to Aezart
    Aezart:
    Aezart:
    Fuck no.
    Oops, didn't realize it wouldn't automatically quote when I hit "reply."

    A problem has been to your reply.

  • Bert Glanstron (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Psst, fuck off and lighten up douchebag.

    Dear C-Octothorpe,

    In case you can't tell, this is a grown-up place. The fact that you insist on using your ridiculous insults clearly shows that you're too young and too stupid to be using TDWTF.

    Go away and grow up.

    Sincerely, Bert Glastron

    CAPTCHA: Comments that unintentionally mimic the form of Bert's closing line have no "valetudo".

  • gnuanon (unregistered) in reply to Shoruke

    OOOOH YEAH. I Jelly.

    I thought I was the only /g/entleman on TDWTF.

    Brofist

    freemunny.png

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