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I have to love this stuff. I work at a company that takes ESD !!!!VERY!!!! seriously (you must have ESD protection on to handle sheet metal). They failed to follow their own guidelines in the safety of Heel Straps by making those of us in the test dept to wear them when working with high voltage/current. They told us to remove the straps when working with said voltage.... then would chastise you for failing to wear them! Also fun..... the ESD smocks we had been wearing.... exposed metal next to exposed voltage.... one of my coworkers almost got named Sparkie.
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So, I'd just like to point out there there are many industrial settings where the safety officer isn't a pointless job. Making sure someone isn't doing something that might get someone else killed is a good thing.
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After that sad tale of woe I think its time for a safety meeting in the back parking lot.
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The Event:
An office employee was reading one of several dozen flyers on office safety provided him by Safety, Health, and Environment.
While flipping through the flyers, he allowed his finger to pass directly along the edge of one of them.
He received a severe paper cut that required first aid attention.
The Learning:
The dangers associated with handling paper carelessly in an office environment should not be underestimated.
Paper documents have extremely sharp edges which should always be treated with extreme caution.
The Recommendations:
Always be aware of the edges of any documents you are handling.
Use a finger guard if your job requires you to handle a large number of paper documents.
On no account should the number of safety flyers read be reduced. These are of vital importance and necessary for all job safety.
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gosh! AM I happy to work over in the ancient world of Europe (w/o UK ;) - here it's mostly everything just up to you. We got a concept for this: do something - be responsible for it's result. fall down the stairs and enjoy people who add insult to injury by laughing at you.
operate some device in an unsafely manner and get blamed for all results. Where I live, it's almost completely impossible to blame anything to a manufacturer or provider. If you're 18 or over, it's just your fault and you take the credits. If your under 18 your parents are responsible. And if it's about some pet or things like cars, etc. it's the owner.
no one else. advantage? people tend to think before they do something. and to avoid the presence of people who don't...
no canadiens here to blame ;-)))
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Alternate ESD Danger 1:
My management decided to rename our division ESD (Engineering and Systems Division). I explained to them beforehand that our clients had signs all over their facilities that "This Device May be damaged by ESD!" but they did it anyway.
Alternate ESD danger 2: My most interesting encounter with the Environment Safety and Health Folks however involved rolling a rental car 5 times in a classified restricted area on company business. Got lectured by the range safety officer, the base police, the base fire department, client management, my management, and corporate Environment Safety and Health. . . I'm taking this as a sign not to do that again. Never mind the fact that I conscientiously rolled the car into the ditch instead of over the cliff on the other side of the road.
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Would have been better if the object had been a BOOK.
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We had a OHASA lady do a safety oudit at our offices a while back. One of the questions she asked, was what our procedure is for locking out a circuit breaker that tripped until an electrician can be called out to reset it. She also asked if we have a written document instructing warehouse workers on how to properly lift boxes...
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Similar circumstance, except there was no railing on the stairs leading from the family room to the garage in my home. Since the garage and family room are on the same level, the "stair" was in fact the 1/2" piece of threshold between the two.
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The Learning: That hurt them a lot more than sticking a staple in my finger hurt me.
The Recommendations: DO WHAT I SAY! I'VE GOT A DISC SANDER AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT ON MYSELF!
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Lucky bastards get herman miller aeron chairs!
I would be willing to risk almost falling backwards to have an "actually comfortable"(TM) desk chair at work.
Sheldon
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Maybe you should count yourself lucky that you live and work in an environment where the biggest thing that EH&S has to worry about is sneezing and falling off chairs. I'm sure many Victorian era factory workers would be quite happy to swap jobs with you and spend half an hour every year being told how not to fall off their chairs. It's a sign of progress that stupidity is the only thing the safety people have left to worry about in most workplaces.
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They just didn't didn't have enough anal jerks with clipboards to stop them hurting themselves.
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Stop - stop - my sides hurt from laughing so hard. Please...
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In all fairness, if you've got people so dumb or clumsy that they bang their heads into walls when sneezing, fall off perfectly good chairs and lean on flimsy keyboard trays then by God, let Safety Officers do their job.
I'm all for the "let's take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself" idea, but unfortunately in the real world one day one of those idiots might decide to start a lawsuit because he got injured during work in some stupid way. I've seen dumber lawsuites being filed.
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Caution: sharks
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At my last job, a fellow was walking down the hall and drinking coffee from a gi-normous coffee mug. He turned the corner with the mug up to his face and walked into another employee. The collision with the mug in between resulted in six front teeth being replaced. True story.
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We once received a notice informing us to not drink the blue coffee pot cleaning fluid. To give them some credit though, they have yet to send a memo out warning us not to eat the mints found at the bottom of the urinals.
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My all-time favorite safety-absurdity story: http://groups.google.ca/group/rec.arts.sf.written/msg/073bea1aa44c9396
Vacuum pockets!
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That Sharebee link tried to hit me with a javascript trojan.
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Here in the Great White North it is mandatory to have Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System (WHMIS) training even though we work in an educational institution with a)no chemicals anywhere near our office/classes b)all chemicals are in locked rooms c)if we don't comply we can be fired. DUH!!
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np: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts IV (Ghosts I-IV)
Addendum (2009-03-11 17:36): Okay, it's a dupe - but this time with English subtitles for those of you that aren't sufficiently skilled in German! ;)
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Event:
I received a support request.
Contributing Factor:
Bad application design.
Incident causes:
Fire and panic when it (more often than not) does not work.
Preventative Action:
Change job.
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You weren't tempted to attach a seismometer instead?
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Yes, there are safety nazis all around. They all seem to lack one thing "common sense". It seems that the job description must say they MUST lack it to be in that position. They follow EVERY process/rule and there are NO exceptions. Their ancestors were WW2 Civil Defense Wardens who made sure that even people in Kansas had blackout curtains in case of an air raid. The best example is given in the classic cartoon "the cowboy after OSHA": http://www.occmedcentral.com/images/pdf/humor/cartoons/cowboy.gif
The fear of lawsuits is SEVERE. Just look at a ladder the next time you go to a hardware store. EVERY label that is on it is a result of a dumb lawsuit. Sometimes I wonder of the human body shouldn't have warning labels as well.
It has been mentioned that we might remove ALL warning labels and let the Darwin awards run their due course. It might make for a better class of people.
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That left me speechless...
"OMFG, could the vacuum get out and kill people?"
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The Event: Playing tag using forklifts.
The Learning: It is easy to become distracted and accidentally drive the forklift off the end of a loading dock.
The Recommendation: Don't do that.
(Is there a Statute of Limitations for this type of youthful misconduct?)
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The US equivalent is the MSDS. If you look around, you can find an MSDS for water.
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I'm a H&S rep for my floor of a 13-floor office building. Thus I'm a rep for about 100 people, reporting to a "head rep" that is supposed to "get things done". It's a well maintained office building so the most I need to address is something like glare from the water in the harbour, inadequate curtain coverage, or the FA kit running out of panadol. Occasionally something larger comes up such as a coffee spill in the kitchen, but it's pretty damn quiet.
Unfortunately the guy I report to takes it a little more seriously... or at least, he pretends to. He confided in me when I first met him that he felt empowered after taking his H&S rep course. Unfortunately that power appears to have gone straight to his head. His concerns are about small coat racks and dustbins falling over in the event of an earthquake, temporarily inconveniencing people or perhaps giving them a slight bruise, or tripping up panicking folks. I don't think they are issues but he doesn't actually do anything about it. Anything I bring up -- including the slightly-serious issues like people getting migraines from glare -- are instantly replied back with "Could you please raise this with XYZ". The eternal delegation type of cow-orker.
I just don't care about little things like people standing on chairs to reach the roof or "hazards" like pot plants placed to the sides of major walkways. Nor do I care about the recycling bin being repeatedly filled to capacity or a piece of aesthetic linoleum peeling down an inaccessible piece of the stairwell wall. But every so often some well-meaning soul reports a depressingly minor issue to me, which I subsequently investigate then try to tactfuly dismiss without making it seem like I don't care.
I guess my apathy has something to do with the H&S rep training itself, which focuses on things like safety gear while bench grinding, unshielded heavy machinery, operating vehicles in crowded places, shifting heavy loads and resolving employer disputes... and all I have to add is "yeah this one time an extension cord was lying across a minor walk path which a guy tripped on. He corrected himself, but spilled his coffee".
This could well be the source of the stereotype of the office H&S rep who takes his job too seriously... they're just trying to justify the stringent practices formulated for dangerous work environments being applied in docile environments where the worst that could happen is somebody scalding themselves with coffee or getting a paper cut.
Sigh.
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Someone has obviously never driven a clutch before...
Catcha: augue - sound I make as I go thru the windshield after hitting brake with left foot.
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Sure it doesn't scan, but you're my new hero, 5|i3(_x!
Sashlik, how did you resist the temptation to write "Safety, First?"
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In the words of the immortal Homer Simpson: "Hey you guys, SAFE'EN UP!"
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I use a pad sander on my feet.
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From: ********************** Sent: 16 December 2008 11:29 To: ******* Staff Subject: Please alert your managers to your allergies
Hi all,
We have had an incident of someone sneezing as a result of a severe allergy to the plant we placed in front of the first aid kit. The sneeze caused them to hit their head on the first aid box.
Please watch where you are sneezing.
To try to prevent injury to people sneezing due to a plant allergy and striking their head against the first aid box, we have placed both the plant and the first aid box inside a protective airtight bubble.
If you still sneeze as a result of an allergy to the plant or walk into the first aid box then please send in your resignation.
Thank you and regards,
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[ See also: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" ]
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http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/554.html
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I don't know about you, but I didn't even get exposed to TCP or even UDP for that matter until I was over twenty years old. NetBEUI on the other hand brought on a strong feeling of nausea.
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We had a Safety Guy who would write weekly emails about how to be safe. One weekend, some random guy in the next town over was killed by a train while walking his dog. The following Monday, Safety Guy wrote an email to all employees about how to be safe around trains.
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Life is filled with one-in-a-million risks. I'm sure it's POSSIBLE for someone to strangle himself with a rubber band or gouge out his eye with drinking straw. Every now and then one of these bizarre accidents actually happens. People reading about it in the news laugh at the absurdity, people who actually know the person who was injured or killed cry at the tragedy ... and lawyers sue all the rubber band manufacturers in the country and make millions and safety experts write up warning labels to be put on all boxes of rubber bands and make everyone's life a little more annoying.
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http://www.police.govt.nz/safety/suspiciousmail-bomb.pdf
Working in dispatch I was given the above link by a friend "as a reference" of "mail bomb recognition points". One of the bits of the wall I had to look at all day was kind of boring, so now I had something to liven it up with. Joy! Management approved. Joy Joy! They mandated that all departments that dealt with incoming mail have a copy.