• (cs) in reply to Mean Old Man With No Arms
    Mean Old Man With No Arms:
    In the assemblies elucidation diagram, it appears that the author was not a native english speaker.
    Now you tell us?!
  • Hamstray (unregistered)

    a number between 1 and 100 ... so either 10 or 11

  • The WHistler (unregistered)

    Dude that was just totally insane! How do they do it.

    Whistler www.datools.echoz.com

  • 20% off! (unregistered)

    And caddy with manual in their native language without translation is 5 cents cheaper! Save money for your corporation and be eligible for annual bonus.

  • webluder (unregistered)

    "Soooo," Aske Olsson wondered, "what kind of box is this?"

    It's a so called messagebox and not a dialog box - unfortunately this is a big difference in Lotus Notes

  • moz (unregistered) in reply to Gem
    Gem:
    I suspect that if you chose that security question they wouldn't actually validate that you put in a digit between 1 and 100 they'd probably save the text just like they would for the other options so in theory you should be able to enter any number of digits up to the length of the string they store.
    I'm sure Jon could have picked three question at random and put "Blue. No, yellow." as the answer to all of them. Then it wouldn't much matter what someone who wanted to (say) register him for all of the sociology modules knew about him.
  • AdT (unregistered) in reply to John Hensley
    John Hensley:
    Mike L:
    And yet, the fan I bought a few months ago (a normal fan with an on off switch) came with a SEVEN PAGE instruction.
    Of course it did! Do you realize how many people have died because they went to sleep with the fan on?

    I bought a rather pricey Hyundai fan a couple of years ago, and after using it less than 50 times, it died.

    I intend to never buy a Hyundai product again. Even if it doesn't kill you, it may leave you sore.

  • (cs) in reply to Mean Old Man With No Arms
    Mean Old Man With No Arms:
    In the assemblies elucidation diagram, it appears that the author was not a native english speaker.

    Well, let's hope he or she wasn't. Ever heard the English of today's youngsters?

  • SCB (unregistered) in reply to Mike L
    Mike L:
    And yet, the fan I bought a few months ago (a normal fan with an on off switch) came with a SEVEN PAGE instruction.

    I don't see how it could have an odd number of pages. Was one of them a Moebius strip or something?

  • Nate (unregistered) in reply to Izzy
    Izzy:
    Brompot:
    akatherder:
    Colin Gormley:
    How about 42!

    That's your answer to everything.

    Of course. It's the answer to life, the universe and everything.

    Damn. Now I have to change all my passwords.

    It's not the answer to life the universe and everything, its the answer to the ultimate question, and no person can know the both the answer and the question at the same time, such is the nature of the universe.

    PS: the real WTF is Alex's captcha db. Secundum - an opening in the upper part of the developing embryonic interatrial septum corresponding to the foramen ovale of the fetus.

  • (cs) in reply to MindChild
    MindChild:
    Brompot:
    akatherder:
    Colin Gormley:
    How about 42!

    That's your answer to everything.

    Of course. It's the answer to life, the universe and everything.

    Actually IT ISN'T. Did you people ever READ the book?

    42 may have been the answer, but it was the WRONG answer. THAT was the WHOLE POINT.

    Actually 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Calculate it on Google Calculator if you don't know for sure!

    Other scientific and/or mathematical stuff will also tell you this answer (I have calculated it from various results of other mathematical and scientific stuff, other people have also done that), although it is much more complicated to do this, rather than to just using Google Calculator.

  • (cs)

    Now you can see another form with simlar question in case you forgot your password, please.

    http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/misc/more_misc/send_money.htm

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to ailivac

    Actually... the number of real numbers between 1 and 100 does not have to be infinite... There might be a restriction about the amount of characters you can use, and then there is the memory limit. So basically the number of real numbers between 1 and 100 is very finite indeed!

  • anon (unregistered) in reply to Walleye

    wtf

  • anon (unregistered) in reply to Walleye

    wtf22

  • (cs) in reply to Code Dependent
    "Soooo," Aske Olsson wondered, "what kind of box is this?"
    Obviously it must be an interjection box.
  • joe17301 (unregistered) in reply to John Hensley

    Hey, hey, what's this bashing of South Korea going on here?

    Anyone who doesn't know that fans left on in closed rooms can kill you clearly doesn't fall asleep on the floor naked after drinking copious amounts of soju.

  • joe17301 (unregistered) in reply to joe17301
    John Hensley:
    Mike L:
    And yet, the fan I bought a few months ago (a normal fan with an on off switch) came with a SEVEN PAGE instruction.
    Of course it did! Do you realize how many people have died because they went to sleep with the fan on?
    joe17301:
    Hey, hey, what's this bashing of South Korea going on here?

    Anyone who doesn't know that fans left on in closed rooms can kill you clearly doesn't fall asleep on the floor naked after drinking copious amounts of soju.

    Joe you idiot you forgot to quote! MORON!

  • NAME: (unregistered) in reply to Willow
    Willow:
    So....will that pick-a-number question help you when you can't remember that your password is:
    If it's supposed to be easy to remember, the security question and answer should be:

    QUESTION: ANSWER:

  • Bernie (unregistered) in reply to Sam B
    Sam B:
    How to post a comment on THE DAILY WTF.CN

    1. Make an effort to begin to be typing your name. Remember that to have been transferring not anonymously, please enter log.

    2. After the before effort, please be given a brief recapitulation of the theme of your best contributions.

    3. Finally, start writing your placard. Remember correct syntactic and breaking, so that other people can be fully understanding their views.

    4. Exemplify the correct word to be having in the picture (of the Captcha), actually submit your placard.

    Would someone tell me (in the same humorous fashion) how to have sex?

  • This field intentionally left blank (unregistered) in reply to SCB
    SCB:
    Mike L:
    And yet, the fan I bought a few months ago (a normal fan with an on off switch) came with a SEVEN PAGE instruction.
    I don't see how it could have an odd number of pages. Was one of them a Moebius strip or something?
    One of the pages was intentionally left blank.
  • Jon (unregistered) in reply to Code Dependent

    Memory error dialog boxes are often pre-created before programmes execute so that they can be displayed in situations where memory is scarce.

  • Anonymous (unregistered)

    TRWTF is the fact that it asks you to put the date in yyyy/mm/dd format.

    The date is chosen by drop-down menus, which are organized in Month/dd/yyyy format.

    WTF?!

    CAPITCHA: Verto.

  • Somanon (unregistered)

    What if.. you choose the Pick a number option.. then you input a number that is NOT between 1 and 100?

    NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER KNOW

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