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It was probably made by a VB guy who doesn't understand that sometimes a keyboard is faster than a mouse. My guess is lots of input fields that doesn't work with the [TAB]-key, so that the tellers have to move the mouse and click for every field.
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Firstly, don't be stupid. Scientific evidence no more points to the existence of your imaginary ghost than yellow points to the existence of leprechauns. There is no scientific way to test for the existence of God (if there is, I'd say the onus is on you to prove it), ergo, scientific evidence can not point to the existence of God.
Secondly, why stop at just God? Why not believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Woden, Thor, Ganesh and every other mockery of human intelligence that exists in the fanciful minds of this planet's inhabitants?
If there really were a God, he'd tell you to wake the fuck up, get a job, and fix what's wrong with the little blue dot you live on rather than agruing over whether he exists.
Now GBTW, you're making baby Jesus cry.
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I was with you up until this point, Rick. I appreciate you taking the time to separate the creationism idea from the young earth idea, but I would ask you to explain what scientific evidence you have that points to the existence of a god.
It is worth noting that it is impossible to scientifically disprove the existence of an omnipotent god, but that's a very different thing.
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I beg to differ with you on this. Scientific evidence is simply data. Scientific evidence, or data, is subject to interpretation. Whatever paradigm you choose to live within helps to determine how you interpret scientific evidence.
Many world-class scientists do actually believe that there is some sort of deity that kick-started the whole universe, and set up conditions for life on this world. They can quote a lot of scientific evidence for this (partly because they are world-class scientists and know a lot of stuff). However, they generally don't go around talking about this, and not because they are afraid of ridicule. They don't talk about it because they understand that their life paradigms could be influencing how they are interpreting the data they are seeing. In addition, they have no interest in trying to influence other people to their views.
During my life, I have heard several dozen hypotheses about how and why dinosaurs died out. One of them may be correct, or they may all be wrong. Lots of data, lots of scientific evidence, lots of ways of interpreting it. Lots of headlines through the years, too, only to be replaced a few years later with something new. The only interpretation we can truly say, is that the dinosaurs no longer seem to be alive.
To dismiss evolution or creationism out-of-hand is prejudice. What difference does it really make to how you lead your life, or do your work? It is merely a topic to bring up during an all-night work session, to keep the adrenalin up so you can stay awake.
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The real WTF is I maintain ARGO data programs. We still can not capture keystrokes to stop this behavior. And the program is so ugly the 3 finger salute is the only way to kill it sometimes.
captcha muhahaha - what the gods of coding must have been saying when I accepted this job. :)
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The real WTF was not using a BIOS password
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Did you actually mean "the existence of a God can be objectively deduced from the evidence"? If so, that's an extraordinary claim - equivalent to claiming that God's existence can be proven - and extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. (Kind of makes faith redundant though, doesn't it?)
Or did you mean something more along the lines of "the more scientific evidence I see, the more I become convinced that there must be a divine being behind it all"? If so, you're far from being alone, even amongst that hugely diverse and blurry-edged group we disserve with the catch-all tag "scientists" - or philosophers, artists, in fact pretty much anyone who's stared up at the stars on a cloudless night and marvelled at the wonder of us being here at all. Such things reach into the very core of what it is to be an emotional, intelligent creature; they exist beyond the intellect, and to be honest should probably be left there. The existence of a god, let alone any characteristics that could be ascribed to such a being, isn't a question for science to answer; it isn't a question that science can answer, and anyone who claims to know any answer with any degree of certainty, much less to have the right to force anyone else to buy into their answer, is a fool.
Personally I'm with José Chung: "Oh, there are times when I've been a devout believer. And there are some times I have been a staunch atheist, and there've been times when I've been both... during the course of the same sexual act."
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And your point is????
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Creationist? I'm an exogenesist! You silly darwinists aren't allowing enough time for stuff to mutate. Life on this earth had to come from somewhere else. That's what the experiments with fruit flies and such have shown, that micro-evolution can be proven to occur, but macro-evolution just requires too much time.
This also moves the argument of where life came from originally (which really is the primal question), to some galaxy far far away.
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MSDN had an article a few years back on how to do it.
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Care to share any of this evidence with us?
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Yeah, yeah, fruit flies are still fruit flies. And you can take most of the hair off an ape, adjust the pelvis so it's bipedal, and give it a big brain, but it's still an ape. Right, fellow ape?
How long, do you think, does it take for "macroevolution" to occur?
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Ahem, if we could switch back to the subject of users' "ingenuity"....
While everyone has been amazed at how creative this latest Stupid User Trick is--using CTRL-ALT-DEL to get past an annoying program--I wonder if anyone else realizes that the WTF procedure was OUR fault. The fault of one of us, at least.
I don't think the bank tellers came up with the idea on their own. I think one of us gurus gave them the idea.
I imagine a teller who has a Windows machine at home, but knows nothing about Windows. One day a program crashes, and she cries "Help!" to the nearest relative who IS a guru. So her husband, or son, or whoever, happens to kill the process using CTRL-ALT-DEL, maybe halfway explaining "This is what I do when a program has gone crazy." The teller goes "Oh!" and it immediately gets stuck in her mind as the "expert" way of curing the problem.
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing..."
Later at her work, the next time her coworkers complain about what they believe is problem with the program, she proudly shows them the new trick her son showed her. "This is how real computer experts do it!" And who doesn't want follow the "experts"?
Beware of users watching what you are doing. You may be training them without realizing it. Don't forget to give the old TV show warning: "Don't try this at home."
Or at least give the complete quote above (with my emphasis):
"A LITTLE knowledge is a dangerous thing. Use ALL of it, or none."
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Read the The Deniable Darwin by David Berlinski and Darwin's black box by Michael Behe. You rethink much of what Dawkins said.
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Read up on Biochemistry.
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Those "Proof of God" claims only stack up when you have already made the assumption that God exists, so they're always circular references, and prove nothing.
Ctrl-Shift-Escape FTW!
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What exactly do you mean with "macroevolution"? The formation of a separate species? Exactly that has been observed with fruit flies, given the definition of "separate species" as "cannot interbreed anymore". See the link I gave. Or do you think that it's only a separate species if looks different enough? What is "different enough"? Ever compared a Chihuahua with a St. Bernard?
Yes, macroevolution typically takes too long for humans to observe it happening except in rare cases or through indirect means (fossil record). But definitely not too long to have happened on Earth the way commonly accepted scientific theory (of evolution) claims - the human lifespan is insignificant compared with the time life has existed on Earth.
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Science is the wrong tool for a historical question. Do consistent phenomena rule our lives? Yes, we describe them with science. Did God make the world? Was evolution the mechanism of the origin of species? That's historical. Only someone in the know can answer: the point of the story of Job.
Personally, I prefer to believe in God, but merely believe it highly likely that a real St. Nicholas was the basis of Santa Claus, Woden was my ancestor (I'm just human, by the way), and Thor wasn't. The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Ganesh are merely personifications of some social convention, as far as I can tell. The method behind my madness is way beyond the scope of this discussion.
Of course, the real WTF about the story is that the dialog comes up only when the transaction goes over a certain threshold. Are they not concerned about how the tellers are counting the money for smaller transactions?
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The problem is not VB, it's "VB guy"s.
When you build the GUI by writing code, then even if you don't consider tab order, the tab order is likely to be connected to the order the controls appear in your code, and if you keep your code halfway organized it'll be somewhat sensible. The problem with the "drag and drop" setup is that the code doesn't end up being halfway organized
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It always begs the question why single purpose effectively kiosks need Windows. You see in shops computers running XP with a 3270 terminal almost full screen and ask why? Wouldn't a 3270 terminal be cheaper? Maybe not as they're not mass produced. Failing that why not some netboot solution that runs nothing but the 32370 terminal, maybe in a Linux console?
That would be so much cheaper and easier to manage. The PCs on the shop floor wouldn't even need a hard drive! The owner of the system need not even know it's Linux based or whatever other embedded netbootable operating system the developer chooses to use.
The other WTF - I thought the age of this universe was 3 and a bit Yugas, or about 4 million years ;-)
CAPTCHA: Waffles, sounds about right!
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So do the still make you code via drop down lists? I swear ARGO is like the biggest WTF I have personally had to work with....
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Do you remember that 3' Salmon you caught last year while fishing in the back-country? Well, we sent a team up to your campsite, uncovered the carcass from that Salmon and it turns out it was actually 2'3". Fanciful? Yes, but the point is that if you leave history to those that have a vested interest in how it is recalled, you're never really going to get the truth; leave it up to science and you're more likely to find out what probably happened.
Ouch. This just shows a fundamental lack of understanding of scientific investigative process. You do not need to bear witness to something to satisfactorily determine the cause of its outcome. More to the point, it's ok to say "we don't know what the Universe was like prior to the Big Bang" without assigning God as its Creator in the interim. Good for you (and I mean that without sarcasm or malice); I am consistently impressed by those that can hold steadfast to their beliefs without reason or doubt, despite insurmountable evidence to the contrary. I fully support your need or desire to believe in God, but please, don't mistake that mass-dilusion with fact or history. Eloquent and well-stated. This paragraph nearly stopped me from replying (and I still kinda wish I'd listened to that urge) Yeah, what's up with that?Admin
What, are you out of your goddamned mind?
Sure, and my car should know when it's almost out of gas, detect oil in a foreign country, call Bush, wage war, refine the product and fill itself up without me having to notice.
Why would banks waste a shit ton of money for what would likely be a less than 100% accurate system (What happens if a penny falls in with the dimes, or they have fat fingers that block 'the eye'? Danger!!), when having the lazy little fuckers type it in is so much simpler. Seriously, I love complicated engineering problems, but I have a personal name for over-engineering for stupidity, I call it: 'leveling the ceiling.' See my grandfather was an intelligent man, he fought in WW2 and came back to be a newspaperman, when they were actually journalists. However he had no mechanical or structural sense. None. Sometime during my youth I remember he wanted to add cabinets once to an area that had none. He studied and measured for a while, as my mother and I grew concerned for the safety of our house (he was living with us at the time for medical reasons), he finally announced his intent to install them himself (that would be a trip to the E.R.) but said that first we would have to level the ceiling.. I don't recall if I burst out laughing right away, or kept it together long enough to step away, but I knew that no construction would ever be attempted. Sometimes you can make something far more complicated than he needs to be. Sure you can spend thousands of hours and hundreds of thousands of dollars developing, testing and deploying a system like you described, or the lazy bastards who are handing out the money can just tell the computer how much they gave out. With more than 2 hours of practice it would hardly take any extra time at all.
If it's true, it's a training issue pure and simple. Perhaps systems as well, they shouldn't be able to C-A-D and kill anything. (Actually, if possible, catch C-A-D and have it launch a taskman.exe look alike, which will only list one process, itself ;) -- See now that is over-engineering for a fun reason). I can't see how it got this far, do your job or be fired. I've done (nearly) the same job, and when it involves tracking LARGE AMOUNTS OF CASH, you do it how you're told to do it.
In the end however I have to agree with several others. I worked retail, it involved a decent bit of 'keypad' work, but not bank level. Even I, in my heyday could absolutely FLY across a keypad, it was purely muscle memory, I never though about it, looked down, or made mistakes, it just happened as fast as the computer could register the key-presses (actually it was an old system, sometimes it had to catch up..) I've also watched plenty of people at many banks in my town who use software like this do the same thing, it's not complicated (at least with their software, but his can't be THAT bad..) This is either horse$#!&, the tellers are pushing 90, or they're both lazy AND obnoxious.
CAPTCHA: cognac -- Hmm, yeah I've got nothing..
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I worked somewhere where this happened. There was a huge mechanical document retrieval machine on one side of the wall. Our office was on the other side of the wall. Every so often the power would go out on one side of our office, four computers. After this had happened several times, we asked the facility manager to investigate, who told us that a fuse was being tripped.
Eventually we found out that the button to stop the rotation of the document retrieval system did not work properly, and had not worked properly for some time. So the users were SHOVING THEIR ARMS INTO THE MACHINE, which triggered a safety cut-out and stopped it rotating. This was also tripping the fuse.
It boggles the mind, not just that users would rather risk their limbs than report a malfunctioning device and get it fixed, but that they were actually teaching each other and new recruits to do this.
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"I can't see how it got this far, do your job or be fired. I've done (nearly) the same job, and when it involves tracking LARGE AMOUNTS OF CASH, you do it how you're told to do it."
The real WTF is why someone would become a bank teller if they didn't want to write/type lots of numbers into lots of forms, and if they didn't want to follow detailed directions exactly, all the time.
Isn't that what the whole job is ABOUT?
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That's not sarcasm; it's irony.
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That's not sarcasm; it's irony.
(argh)
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How convenient - you place the onus on Rick to prove to you something that, by your own admission, is unprovable, before you'll consider changing your beliefs. At least it makes life easy for you, I guess...
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Dude, 6000 years? I have laundry older than that
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Фильмы, описания, dvd
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I worked at a bank as a teller and it is a pretty outrageously boring and shitey job.
We'd do anything to get out of work. I remember emailing flash games back and forth until they realized we were doing it.
Proxies were the only way to get on the net.
I swear I would have been fired soon if I hadn't quit.
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WTF (why the...) do users have access to Task Manager and Ctrl-Alt-Delete?