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Do they know that's a Jewish handgun?
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Funny Mississippi story: Back when I had a real job (as opposed to an IT job), my company bought a piston plant in New Albany. I was the Product Manager of the piston line, so I flew down to the plant to talk with the Plant Manager about our plans. I asked him how long it would take to hire and train a bunch of people, since we planned a big expansion. He said it could take a while, because unemployment ran around 3% there. I told him the State figures showed over 20% for that area. He said, "yeah, but they count the blacks."
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I wonder where he got the whites-only figures from? Possibly his capacious backside?
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Does anyone study for the knowlegde? You seldomly get taught anything about functional programming or information theory when programming a PHP script... I know it may not get you money later, but maybe (just maybe) it's not all about the money?
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However, you should note that, in the survey you quote, California comes 46th. (This is a source of distinct disquiet to me. I love the place, but God, the educational system blows chunks.)
This doesn't stop it being chock-full of hi-tech jobs, intelligent people, etc etc. It just suggests that you shouldn't convert a global prejudice ("Mississippi is part of the Third World") to a particular case (interviewing for a job in Mississippi). It will certainly be wrong in the particular, and might welll sit on shaky foundations in the general.
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Someone else mentioned this study in the thread, but you should google for "Unskilled and Unaware of It". Thinking DeVry was rigorous isn't helping your cause. Your punctuation and spelling are not helping either.
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All the talk about degrees here seem to be missing something but everyone seems to be saying it without realizing it.
Networking, outlook on life, basic knowledge, all this you get, but for how long is it truly worth it? They way I see it, these "advantages" are only valid for maybe 5 years.
You want networking and the example that I work hard? I spent a few years as a professional musician living off the money I made while playing and touring the east coast of the US. I showed my hard work and dedication for something I am passionate about. I learned how to network with people within my field, from club owners, record companies, booking agents, talent scouts and other musicians. Basically, I got paid to party for two years instead of having to pay to party for two years. That is the only difference between what an education 15 years ago would have given me today over having the guts to chase a dream.
Anyone in this field for more than a few years and still talking up their degree, in my opinion, are seriously lacking in true skills. The industry changes to fast for that degree to mean anything for to long. Any theory and basic practices you learned while there could easily be learned on the job.
Everything else being equal, a junior programmer with a degree will be hired first, a senior still thinking his degree makes him better will be removed from the list. A senior developer should have a degree as a footnote, not as a major accomplishment, it just doesn't mean anything after five or more years in the field.
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It's not, unless it received the bris by the mohel.
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No it can be Jewish, just not kosher.
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Regarding the punctuation: The four question marks, followed immediately by the declaration of school allegiance, said it all for me.
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You don't? Dammit, you can't even trust Hollywood these days. I bet you shoot at road signs, tho...
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FYI, Mississippi State University in Starkville, MS had the first major web server in the south and the largest server farm in the states in the 60s (i think) the school is a major pioneer in computing technology and AI development with a lot of government backing (the Air Force base nearby helps a bunch)... also USM (southern Miss) is fondly in my memories as the host of yearly computer programming competitions...
MS may seem backwater, but you would be surprised what gulf coast casino money can buy...
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I don't believe that owning a CS diploma will always be an advantage compared to somebody without one. At least when I started (some 15-20 years ago) industry was looking for people who had that special skill to be computer literate and at the same time were actually a (not so dumb) user. With that combination it is possible to understand both worlds and, hence, write programs with usable user interfaces. In my opinion many HS people are not the best choice for such a project.
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A rabbi and a priest are discussing their new cars. The priest says "I sprinkled my new car with holy water and performed a benediction." The rabbi says "Well I also performed a ritual on my new car. I cut 2 inches off the exhaust pipe."
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Mississippi probably has the highest black percentage of any state in the U.S. (I think one-third) -- and given the racial discrepancies nationwide this cannot but affect Mississippi's overall state averages.
If the difficulties with which blacks nationwide struggle make you not want to have many of them around, then you won't like Mississippi. However, I suppose that insulting Mississippi for the resulting averages is one of the ways people in the North and West can avoid expressing explicit racism. Indeed, your insults are virtually identical to the accusations racists make.
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A degree doesn't just happen overnight. At the very least you know this person set goals, pursued them, and didn't give up along the way. This is the type of person that I would hire...
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There is no rule in English forbidding ending a sentence on a preposition. Please learn that fact and spread it to all the people you know who also think it's somehow true.
It's one of the most commonly misunderstood rules in English I know of.
Here's a link for the non-rule, as well as many other non-rules in "formal" English: http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/nonerrors.html
And here's a slightly amusing thing I found with a quick internet search for "ending sentence with preposition:"
Child: I want to be read to. Mother: Which book would you like to be read to out of? Child: Robinson Crusoe. Mother brings Swiss Family Robinson. Child: What did you bring me that book to be read to out of for?
There are actually quite a few amusing ways various educational institutions and grammarians poke fun at this non-rule.
The non-rule is based on people trying to shoehorn English into Latin, which it most certainly does not fit particularly well. Much of our syntax is directly descended from original anglo-saxon, while it's mostly just a bunch of words that are based on latin roots - not our grammar. If English was like Latin, word order in languages like French and Spanish would not seem odd to English-speaking students of those languages.
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We seem to have the same opinion regarding CS diploma. But what about certs? I must admit that (MS) certified people tend to have a more theoretical than practical background.
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I'd say that's true of a lot of certifications - not just MS. Once again, a book cannot convey experience.
Most people end up "studying" for certification exams by memorizing a bunch of test material, anyway, so why would one expect it to be particularly valid?
This coming from someone who just took (and passed) a certification exam just two hours ago... Shows you what the industry values...
At least some of us take it seriously and actually learn what the certification says we should know and then apply it.
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Notice the discourse. Traditional colleges apparently don't teach you job related skills. The paper diploma gets your foot in the door. DeVry tries to be job-related. The diploma still gets your foot in the door, but it is resented by some. None of the previous statements are universally true, but yet it keeps getting repeated.
The other unfortunate part about ITT/Phoenix/DeVry is brand image. It's too easy to say "McDonald's food is bad" because it "made me throw up." Then you tell 20 people. Never mind if it was a particular crew at a particular time period and particular location (or you were already sick or hung over). Because of the unpleasant experience and a clear attributable source (a brand), the memory is cemented.
Where did you go to school? Option 1: I went to University of <State> (never mind if it was crappy X extension campus). Option 2: I went to ITT Technical Institute. <snicker>
Maybe large private technical college bashing is just par for the course here. I would surmise a story involving VB, DeVry, and a long code snippet failing to use a regex would become article of the year.
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Great, Mr. Apologist - what the fuck is West Virginia's excuse, then?
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I had a girlfriend some years back who decided to improve her employment chances by taking some business courses. She went to DeVry to discuss curriculum and enrollment. They hooked her up with a finance manager who was eager to help her find financing. As this was back in the '90's, I don't recall exact amounts, but it added up to a ridiculous amount; I want to say, something like $2200 for a typing course.
Later, a friend of mine went to work for DeVry. When she mentioned this to me, I told her frankly that I considered the school to be a ripoff, created to sucker under-educated people into committing to massive student loans for a chance at the dangling carrot of becoming a skilled and desirable part of the workforce. She apologetically explained, "Yeah, I know it is, but I need to support myself, and they were hiring."
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Your story reminds me of New York City in 1978. Back then recruiters had ads everywhere begging college graduates who had at least minored in math to accept positions with Fortune 500 companies to be trained in computer programming. That's how hard they thought it was to find qualified trainees. This was while NYC had a 10% unemployment rate -- 50% of the blacks in NYC were receiving welfare, were presumably unemployeed, and therefore would have welcomed the opportunity. (At least New Yorkers know how to speak with political correctness.)
I suppose this can only be due to the rampant hateful (and obviously unjustified) anti-hillbilly bigotry which for 200 years has pervaded our society.Some of the stereotypes are accurate, however. In my previous job in the south (New Orleans, LA), my boss and I had a big disagreement over handguns in the workplace. He simply refused to admit that the right ammo could make a 9mm every bit as good as a .45acp.
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Here is why DeVry rates LOW in my opinion. True story. I worked with a DeVry graduate, who lived his ENTIRE life in Illinois. Which is bordered by this great big river called the Mississippi. He actually came to me with a US map (with states outlined) and said "I have to write this code for the eastern section of the US. Can you show me which states are east of the Mississippi?" DeVry taught him NOTHING but how to code COBOL (back in the 80s when this was more valuable). Nothing about the outside world around him!
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You're blaming DeVry for what his first grade teacher most likely taught him and he simply forgot?
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America changed to its system because, during the 1950s and 60s it was rich enough that we could afford to waste years of our children's lives and tens of thousands of tax dollars per child. Also, when sociologists discovered that high school graduates got most of the best jobs (this was in the 1950s), they decided that a good way to pursue economic equality would be to lower the standards far enough until every child could get a diploma.
It seems as though an employer ought to be able to test the effectiveness of an applicant's education rather than relying upon degrees awarded, but the federal EEC won't allow it. So instead, they demand college graduates only. The EEC would probably put a stop to that as well, but then there'd be fewer jobs for people teaching or doing research in race, class, gender, and sexual-orientation victimology.
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Did you tell him you didn't know?
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Eh? Eh?! Is this some wonderful fairy-tale version of Europe I've somehow missed? You do realise that a modern apprenticeship is something devised by Satan to make people more stupid, so that employers have to patiently unteach the lies and half-truths their new employees have learned as fact?
I'm happy to accept the idea that America has a rubbish education system, but I don't know where you get the idea Europe's is any better. OK, I've never been to school in France or Germany; maybe education is just another of those things in which Britain comes bottom of the EU league table.
Also, I've been to plenty of interviews where I was given aptitude tests, what EEC regulation are we talking about here?
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poopdeville here -- posting from work.
I went to Reed College, in Portland Oregon. One of the better institutions of higher learning, and top among liberal arts colleges in producing PhD's in my field of study.
But bragging is pointless, especially since I had to drop out due to financial reasons. On the other hand, I completed my senior thesis on a fairly esoteric subject, and later joined a firm specializing in data mining and classification algorithms. I'll be going back to school in a few months (sadly, I was unemployed for a few months and couldn't use my severance to pay for school this Fall)
In short, college is what you make of it. If I hadn't been passionate about mathematics, I wouldn't have been hired at my previous job. I wouldn't have been able to do cool research, and gained a great entry for my resume. At the same time, being passionate about a subject is much easier when you can focus your time on it, and have the necessary resources to persue the subject available.
Obviously, I do not regret going to school. Once I've completed my bachelor's degree, I will persue graduate studies.
I try to not be pretentious, but DeVry does not teach anything I couldn't have learned in my first year in my first job. Very much unlike a traditional four year institution. I value what I have learned, and hope to continue.
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I agree with the book part. Unfortunately, many academic books seem unfinished, rushed, and not fully thought of. Worse yet, most are wholly redundant, with good texts on the same subject existing even 100 years ago.
The authors think that there's some good reason for a 192nd intro calculus book, like if all of the 191 before it weren't good enough. The worst incarnation of the NIH syndrome is the academic book market. Instead of rewriting the same crap over and over, someone should get in touch with the copyright holder(s) of a "pretty good" out-of-print book, update it, maybe extend, clean up, and get it back on the market. I could never understand why noone tries to bring back older, out-of-print books, in a contemporary revision. Work on extending and improving existing works... this model has worked pretty well in bringing open source software to us. Just imagine where GNU/Linux would be if we'd get new set of core tools every other year.
Admittedly, the publishers aren't used to this, but it has to change, othrewise we'll all just keep wasting time revising our course notes with new problem numbers, writing the new books about the same topic, presented in the same way... ARGH.
Cheers, KUba
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Did anyone ever consider that your 4 year college degree shows an employer that you have commitment to take on an extended task and complete it? You're damn right if you think that's pretty important. Have you ever been on a 2+ year project?
Sorry, 4 years in highschool, no matter how much of a spaz you were in drama club, doesn't count.
IMO, I prefer the IT/programmers that have a math background (or received their degree from an engineering school). Sure, most of 'em will end up supporting business software rather than designing operating systems (or XBox Live as a buddy of mine), but their mind will be trained to think properly and they will easily pick up the equivalent of a business degree in 12 months. If you understand numbers, it ain't much of a big deal to undertand how to make a profit, debits and credits aside.
Peace out, Dick Asscock
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Oh, c'mon. It's pretty easy to 'float' four years on the same job/employer (plenty of the stories here on thedailyWTF* are about those floaters), but a heck of a lot more difficult to complete that engineering degree in the same time. Sure, there are exceptions--like the employee who is NOT related to anyone in management carving out some promotions on her [<-yes, I'm trying to impress the chics] own.
*I don't recognize this site by any other name.
Regards, Dick Asscock
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I lately lost a preposition It hid, I thought, beneath my chair And angrily I cried, "Perdition! Up from out of in under there."
Correctness is my vade mecum, And straggling phrases I abhor, And yet I wondered, "What should he come Up from out of in under for?"
-Morris Bishop in the New Yorker, 27th September, 1947
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You can't be serious...wtf.
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I find it amusing that you can have an argument with your boss over handguns - most places on the west coast wouldn't be so friendly.
And yeah, you're right - 9mm hollowpoints do very well, especially when you have 15 per mag.
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[quote user="Anonymous Pedant"][quote user="Opie"]There is no rule in English forbidding ending a sentence on a preposition. Please learn that fact and spread it to all the people you know who also think it's somehow true.
It's one of the most commonly misunderstood rules in English I know of.
Here's a link for the non-rule, as well as many other non-rules in "formal" English: http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/nonerrors.html
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I don't exactly disagree with you, as English has no "rules." But your interpretation of that link is wrong. The prescriptivist grammarian John Dryden established that rule based on Latin grammar. It definitely had a historical and linguistic basis, even though it has fallen out of favor.
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If I had gone to a bad grammar school and someone pointed that out for me, I'd just agree without being insulted. It doesn't mean I am stupid. I could have all kinds of reasons to go to that particular grammar school. If however the person seemed to imply (telling by eg. the tone) that I was stupid, that'd be an insult.
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Explain that to your next interviewer.
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It most certainly has not fallen out of favor. In fact, if anything, it's just as popular now, among pedantic english teachers, as it ever was.
Also, don't say English has no rules. Only people who don't know of their existence say such things. English is actually quite specific about a LOT of things you wouldn't expect it to be.
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That's true for the first 2-5 years. After that, the gap disappears.
As a side note, my first boss would've done the same thing. I learned more from him than any boss since.
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