• Vollhorst (unregistered) in reply to satan 666
    satan 666:

    Forget that the ninja is wearing 3" high heels...

    Did you notice that she's on a table (ok, so it's not wooden), taking a picture of a printout...

    Why do you think it is a "she"? We are talking about nerds, nerds are most likely to dress like ninjas. And if nerds dress like ninjas they mostly do while wearing female underwear and high heels...

    Missing the pirate on that picture though.

  • lokey (unregistered) in reply to Derek Hartley
    Derek Hartley:
    WTF?!:
    umm.. ok we need to prolly maybe work on the writing skills. not terrible, but there are some words that dont fit.

    Might I correct the capital letters in 'ok', the spelling of 'prolly' to 'probably' and add an apostrophe to 'dont'? Then you might be able to comment on other people's writing skills.

    Damn, Derek, he forgot the sarcasm tags! And you need a smackdown with a cluebat!

  • Ami (unregistered) in reply to TRWTF
    TRWTF:
    TRWTF are Ukrainian coders (I'm from Russia and know what I saying)
    No, the real WTF are Russians who think they are superior to anyone...
  • (cs) in reply to dpm
    dpm:
    TRWTF is that the sword is clearly a _katana_ instead of the _ninja-to_ that a *true* ninja would carry.
    And you would notice that how? According to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninjato) ninjato uses katana handle... which is all that is visible.
  • (cs) in reply to jnareb
    jnareb:
    dpm:
    TRWTF is that the sword is clearly a _katana_ instead of the _ninja-to_ that a *true* ninja would carry.
    And you would notice that how? According to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninjato) ninjato uses katana handle... which is all that is visible.

    Why is it that daily wtf comments are repeated so much?

    Please see http://thedailywtf.com/Comments/Classic-WTF-A-True-Ninja-Hacker-Is-Like-The-Wind.aspx#215374

    And finally why is it that as soon as somebody has read something on wikipedia they think they are some kind of expert?

  • well... (unregistered) in reply to satan 666

    The floor is obviously pressure sensitive around the table.. ;)

    satan 666:

    Forget that the ninja is wearing 3" high heels...

    Did you notice that she's on a table (ok, so it's not wooden), taking a picture of a printout...

  • Jasper (unregistered) in reply to satan 666
    satan 666:

    Forget that the ninja is wearing 3" high heels...

    Did you notice that she's on a table (ok, so it's not wooden), taking a picture of a printout...

    Oh, so that's how they make those! They hire a ninja with high heels and a dangerous looking sword...
  • (cs) in reply to sas
    sas:
    IV:
    Derek Hartley:
    WTF?!:
    umm.. ok we need to prolly maybe work on the writing skills. not terrible, but there are some words that dont fit.

    Might I correct the capital letters in 'ok', the spelling of 'prolly' to 'probably' and add an apostrophe to 'dont'? Then you might be able to comment on other people's writing skills.

    Don't forget the split infinitive. Nothing should go between 'to' and the verb.

    I also want to point out that a real ninja would have worked around the alarm. They should have been worried about some other form of theif.

    The so-called split infinitive rule is bogus. There is nothing inherently wrong with it. In this case, it was done poorly, but that's just the poster's moronic tone. Second, I think the word you were trying to spell is "thief".
    Thrid!333!!!Tirhd3DritteDratteDribble!!!!Third!

    Or possibly Froth/Forth/Firth/Fourth. Not second(ly).

    /Counting Nazi

    Addendum (2008-09-03 08:54): How the enumerated hell did this happen?

  • (cs) in reply to sas
    sas:
    IV:
    Derek Hartley:
    WTF?!:
    umm.. ok we need to prolly maybe work on the writing skills. not terrible, but there are some words that dont fit.

    Might I correct the capital letters in 'ok', the spelling of 'prolly' to 'probably' and add an apostrophe to 'dont'? Then you might be able to comment on other people's writing skills.

    Don't forget the split infinitive. Nothing should go between 'to' and the verb.

    I also want to point out that a real ninja would have worked around the alarm. They should have been worried about some other form of theif.

    The so-called split infinitive rule is bogus. There is nothing inherently wrong with it. In this case, it was done poorly, but that's just the poster's moronic tone. Second, I think the word you were trying to spell is "thief".
    Thrid!333!!!Tirhd3DritteDratteDribble!!!!Third!

    Or possibly Froth/Forth/Firth/Fourth. Not second(ly).

    /Enumerating Nazi

    Incidentally, BBCode is obviously deranged and non-standard. Bold and Underlined should shurely be Emphasised -- as in "To emphasisedly go where no man has emphasisedly gone before?"

  • (cs) in reply to Mizchief
    Mizchief:
    The RWTF is that he used a putter to fend off ninjas. Everyone knows the 9 iron is the best ass-beating club.
    Depends upon whether you want an offensive or a defensive ninja weapon.

    As Lee Trevino will tell you, not even God can hit a one iron.

  • Rich (unregistered) in reply to THE Nonymouse
    THE Nonymouse:
    I stared at him for a long moment, reached past him and shut the door, then hit "Retry." The jukebox whirred to life. I left without saying a word.
    Not even something useful like "it looks like this piece of crap has to have the door shut to be able to operate".

    Oh -- were you implying that this guy should have known better? The only common pieces of equipment that don't work with the door open are dishwashers and microwave ovens; and then with good reason. But then, the same reason might apply to other equipment: a car works with the bonnet open; a shower works with the curtain drawn back; an oven works with the door open.

    So, given that this isn't expected behaviour, maybe you should have taken the time to print a label before leaving. Or maybe you pride yourself on how utterly useless you are when it comes to social skills.

  • Anonymous (unregistered)

    There seems to be far too much agreement on the size of this woman's heels. How do we know they're not 2.5 or 3.5 inches, for example? It could be some kind of ninja illusion, perhaps they're even 4 inches!

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