• hpeg (unregistered) in reply to firedup

    Guess it's better than a method called "howToTellYourProgrammersAreLackingSleepAndHighOnCaffeine" or placeholder constants like:

    public static final String GLOBAL = "Girls #18 Fujiyoushi Dead 41 to go";
     

  • ChrisH (unregistered)

    MakeCum is very funny.  I can't help thinking though maybe it's accidental.  It is possible.

     
    I previous incarnations I have actually issued the command line:

    > ROLLBACK DICK

     
    For the life of me I can't remember what the acronym stood for but to get the inclusion of the "K" was a certain fix created out of the necessity to correctly complete the phrase above.
     

  • (cs)

    What does captcha mean? Is it more brilliant than a paula bean?

    can someone give me a link to the wtf article about captcha?

     

  • csrster (unregistered) in reply to Stoffel
    Anonymous:

    I'm getting too old. The only one that made me LOL was the try/catch with the same exact code.  That's awesome.  I wish I had 14-yr-old humor again.

     

    CAPTCHA: awesomeness

     

     

    Agreed, but what a shame they forgot the "finally" clause with the same code. 

  • The Big D (unregistered) in reply to csrster
    Anonymous:
    Anonymous:

    I'm getting too old. The only one that made me LOL was the try/catch with the same exact code.  That's awesome.  I wish I had 14-yr-old humor again.

     

    CAPTCHA: awesomeness

     

     

    Agreed, but what a shame they forgot the "finally" clause with the same code. 

     

    Maybe the original unobfuscated code was C++?

  • David Zimmerman (unregistered) in reply to BradC
    BradC:
    Alex Papadimoulis:

    I'm sure a lot of you would have mocked Josh's collegue for having a constant named COMMA. Ha! Who's laughing now? 

    #define COMMA "|"

    Beautiful in its simple WTF'ery.

    Probably this should be something like

    #define DELIMITER "|"

    Besides, COMMA is much esier to spell then DELIIMTRER 

  • Kevin S. (unregistered) 
    >> Price = 0e-5; /* J.Palmer 1999-11-15 - I hope it's not a bug */

     

    Reminds me of a system I once worked on, where one of the comments that had survived months of source-code check-ins was something like:

     / * This doesn't work - need to fix on Monday */

  • John Hensley (unregistered)
    Alex Papadimoulis:
    // This instance of OPParcelObj is owned by an instance of 
    // OPParcelArray that is associated with an instance of 
    // OPCustThread which owns an instance of the parcel 
    // processor which is the processor needed to process 
    // this parcel.

    How many parcels could a processor process if a processor could process parcels?
     

  • IndyHarcourt (unregistered) in reply to AN

    Nah. It's easier this way:

    string twentySpaces = "                         ";
    int length = 0;
    for (int i=0;i<twentySpaces.Length;i++)           
    {
        length++;
    }
    Console.WriteLine("The length of twentySpaces is {0}.", length);

    And yes, I do envision the Battlestar Glactictica making out. Is there something wrong with that?

  • Adam (unregistered) in reply to BradC
    BradC:
    Anonymous:

    I always wanted to create a help desk system called "My Pants". 

    Support: "Hmm, I've never heard of that. Let me search my pants and see what I can find."

    Support:  "I'm sorry, My Pants is down, so I can't answer your question."

    Support:  "I seem to recall seeing something about that in My Pants."

     The 14 year old humor possibilities are endless!

    Lol, nice.

    Support: "Please hold. Sysadmin Julia currently has My Pants down for servicing."

    Support: "I'm sorry, My Pants is a little slow today..."

    Support: "I'm sorry, I can't seem to find that in My Pants."

     

     

    You are all missing the true humor of this one:

    Support: "I'm sorry, I don't know if I can help you with this. I'll stick it in My Pants and Julia will handle it as soon as possible."

    captcha: jiggles ... I think the captcha system is getting in on the grade school humor.
     

  • (cs)

    i liked this wtf... particularly because i know the guy who's company developed the jetstar website :)

  • Marc (unregistered) in reply to rgs

    Alex Papadimoulis:

    #define COMMA "|" 

    Anonymous:

    <snip/>

       [A few days later]

       Boss: Ok, here is a .csv file to try your module:

       File: data;moredata;another data; etc

       Programmer: .....

       [More days later]

       Boss: the client sent this file, almost like the ones we'll use in production

       Second File: data-moredata-another data- etc.

    <snip/>

    To illustrate; my bank offers a statement download facility; you can choose Money, Quicken, etc, or "csv"; and guess what the delimiter is?

    Tab

    Now I'll grant that many spreadshets copy/paste better with tab, but why call it csv?

    Marc

  • Engelbret Gunderson (unregistered)

    It must be important to do this 'checkpoint' thing no matter what at least once a day...

    while ((i=WaitForSingleObject(m_hCheckpointEvent,1<<20))!=WAIT_FAILED) {
      if (shutdownthread) break;
         switch (i) {
          case WAIT_TIMEOUT: // every 17:29 whether you like it or not
    //        break;
          case WAIT_OBJECT_0:
              pthis->PerformCheckpoint();
         }
      }
    }

     

  • cindypsych (unregistered) in reply to Balthazaar

    No, it's data rhymes with pat-a or that-a.  I think it's a WASP thing.

  • cindypsych (unregistered) in reply to Marc

    Because if it has a .csv extension Excel will open it without having to copy/paste or import.  Just double-click the file.  And it has to have tab delimiters because too much real data often contains real commas.

  • Anonymous (unregistered)

    Luckily, I've never worked for "this" company, but one of our vendors does act like that.

     

    We ran into a serious problem involving the two different programs we use (one for data capture, one for data analysis).  Turns out that program A wrote a bunch of data with "block sizes" too large for program B (I assume it's because they used a fixed-sized buffer instead of reading the block size and allocating memory dynamically, a wtf on it's own).



    We emailed company B about the problem at 4pm on Monday, and by 10am on Tuesday we had a custom-compiled version of the application ready to roll that would accept the block-size we needed.  It was just the single .exe and not the entire installer.  My boss was thrilled that the company had reacted to our problem so quickly.  I just about shit a brick, since I knew that .exe couldn't have gone through any kind of QA or testing.  Also, the "About" box showed exactly the same version number as the version we had previously, so there was no way to identify which version was installed on a system without simply trying to open up one of the "huge block" files and seeing if it segfaulted or not.

     

  • Anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Anonymous
    Anonymous:

    Luckily, I've never worked for "this" company, but one of our vendors does act like that.

     

     

    And somehow, I posted this in the wrong thread!

     WTF.

     

  • Savaticus (unregistered) in reply to anonymous
    [image] pjsson:
    [image] Volmarias:
    I particularly like how Sunday is Admin day. I suppose they decided that it would be more empowering than Casual Fridays.

    I guess no regular users will use the application on Sundays, so it is safe to assume that anyone using the application on a Sunday is an admin. At least until some user figures out if he changes the date of the PC clock to Sunday then you will get full admin privileges
    The only problem with this idea is that the code was inserting a url link, which implies that this is a web app and therefore a serverside program. WHich means the user machines time settings would have no effect on the execution of this code.
  • (cs) in reply to cindypsych
    Because if it has a .csv extension Excel will open it without having to copy/paste or import. Just double-click the file. And it has to have tab delimiters because too much real data often contains real commas.

    this is why you use qualifiers

    ie

    "some data here","an address, usa"
  • A P (unregistered) in reply to cconroy
    cconroy:
    Alex Papadimoulis:

    For those of you with a maturity level greater than "14 years old", this next snippet probably won't be for you. Thankfully, Brian Samson isn't one of those people .. 

    public class MakeCum {

      public static void main(String[] args) {
        ...
        CLArgParser clap = new CLArgParser(clargs);

        boolean err = clap.doStdArgs(args);

        if (err) {
          System.out.println("Usage: MakeCum ");
          System.out.println(clap.getStdArgsDescription());
          return;
        }
    ...}

    Ah yes, that class has it all: MakeCum, STD Arguments, and even the Clap makes an appearance! And who would have thought a class that did nothing but "convert a set of binned counts to cumulative counts" could be so fun.

    Can... hardly... keep... a... straight... face...  (All that's missing is a "catch (ValueTransitionException valTrEx) {}" block; then I would have lost it.)

    I used to try to avoid the "cum" abbreviation whenever possible, but app I'm currently working on has "cumQty" variables all over the place, so I've gotten pretty desensitized to it.  Now I have much more stamina tolerance for its usage.

    We had a new programmer for whom English was a second language. She defined three variables in her COBOL program for loops:

     

    01 COUNTERS.
      05  COUNT PIC 99.
      05  CONT PIC 99.
      05  C...

     I'll let you figure out what the last one was - I enjoyed watching my manager try to explain to her what the problem was, especially because she couldn't understand what he was saying. Eventually she got it and both were red-faced for hours afterwards... we were red-faced too - with laughter.

     

    captcha - shizzle

  • sir_flexalot (unregistered) in reply to ammoQ

    Or, its a getting-rich man's conditional breakpoint, if you get paid per line of code!

  • PDK (unregistered)

    That last WTF was sad. Made me die a little inside.

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