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Clearly the UK is way ahead in developing the English language to be more logical, and they are now calling the numbers from 10 to 19 onety, onety-one, onety-two, ..., onety-nine.
Twoty, threety, fourty (forty is such an Americanism), fivety are soon to follow.
And don't get me started on tenty.
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Don't forget eleventyone!
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Hint: for the Argos one, look at the last line.
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30/30 = 100%
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Why didn't you just made a printscreen on the ostrich message? You had to use the phone and make my glasses hurt, didn't you?
Unfortunately, you're still not fully wtf-compliant without a wooden table. You're 2013 years old, you should have known that by now.
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Maybe Dylan L is really the immortal Jesus?
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Hey, I'd totally wear that costume!
Admit it: you would, too, if for no other reason than to freak your roommate out.
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Isn't that what happens to adolescent boys at the most embarassing possible moments in public places?
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ImgBurn is awesome.
The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.
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When using scientific notation, at least be consequent:
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I know a few guys who would wear it. I guess I might have done back when I was a man.
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Yehoshua ben Yoseph (2013) is a punk rocker!
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Indeed. I do not know why that error message made its way into DailyWTF, though (except if it's the fact it's TAKEN WITH A PHONE) - ImgBurn is chock full of those - the devs really put an effort into making them entertaining.
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"Are you sure that you want to play like an ostrich and bury your head in the sand?"
No, I want to play like Herod and serve yours on a platter.
Captcha: uxor either a wife or you xor who?
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Admit it: "Punk Rock Jesus" would be an amazing band/album/book name.
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Yes. Yes it was.
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You both said all that should be said about this "WTF" but just to reinforce: YES ImgBurn is awesome. By far the best cd/dvd recorder program I ever used.
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Now that's what I call a costume!
Where was it ten years ago when I needed it? Oh well...
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Annnnnnd another one. high fives
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Does imgburn make the source available? It's a decent program that does what it's supposed to, however the humor is hacky and terrible and I want to remove it.
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I think Dylan L. got the email meant for Mel B.
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No Romanian on UBisoft's Game Manager :(
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I'm typing this on an HP G56. They're not that awesome.
Which Wazzock thought it was a good idea to put a row of hot keys down the left-hand edge of the keyboard?
When I use the built-in keyboard, my left-shift finger always hits the "print" button, and the Windows print dialog lumbers slowly into life....
(Thank you for listening. I feel better for having got that off my chest)
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Why not just write a new language option for it? http://forum.imgburn.com/index.php?/topic/5592-how-to-translate-imgburn-into-your-native-language/
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I remember a DVD app that had even more awesome sound effects. Alcohol 120% if I'm not mistaken. the first time I heard the sound when it successfully finished burning a CD totally freaked me out -.-
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Are ordinals really that hard?
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Oh, that Jay P. !
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Only for those who can't get both brain cells working at the same time.
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I just assume that it's a language issue. These ordinals are tough when you have only a rough knowledge of what the English language is.
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I knew that ImgBurn one looked familiar.
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Do tell us what you think of it. Is it any good?
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What about Gozilla - anyone remember hearing that finish a download? I once left my speakers turned up (had been outside with music on), started a large download, and then forgot about it. Gozilla sure reminded me when it was done!
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Surely you should put ordinals in the database; so it's easy to change later when you realise your 2st brain cell doesn't co-operate with your 1rd.
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Men's idea of an Adult-Victorian Vampire.
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You learn something new every day. Today: The 1nd day of the British toys' week is a Tuesday.
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The window is used to provide user with the information and make him ostrichless as much as possible. It's not required by ImgBurn.
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Surprised nobody has pointed out the obvious here: ostriches do not bury their heads in the ground to escape trouble. The myth arose from an inept naturalist who first watched them in the wild, seeing them lower their heads to ground level the better to avoid the visual distortion caused by the heating of the air. Ooh look, he said to himself, writing a note in his journal, they've seen me and they're so scared they're trying to hide! Ah bless their stupid little bird-brains!
So the real WTF is propagating this egregiously fatuous belief.
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That's tenty onety one, idiot.
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Everythings hard if you slept through your prof. yelling, "Always use the library functions!" [that's Framework classes in Millenialese]
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Everything is hard if you slept through your prof. yelling, "Always use the library functions!" [that's Framework classes in Millenialese]
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I usually do both.
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It is called "consistent" in this language.