• Moo Cow (unregistered)

    Clearly the UK is way ahead in developing the English language to be more logical, and they are now calling the numbers from 10 to 19 onety, onety-one, onety-two, ..., onety-nine.

    Twoty, threety, fourty (forty is such an Americanism), fivety are soon to follow.

    And don't get me started on tenty.

  • martijntje (cs) in reply to Moo Cow

    Don't forget eleventyone!

  • pjt33 (cs)

    Hint: for the Argos one, look at the last line.

  • cros (unregistered)

    30/30 = 100%

  • Sorin (unregistered)

    Why didn't you just made a printscreen on the ostrich message? You had to use the phone and make my glasses hurt, didn't you?

    Unfortunately, you're still not fully wtf-compliant without a wooden table. You're 2013 years old, you should have known that by now.

  • Bill P. Godfrey (unregistered)

    Maybe Dylan L is really the immortal Jesus?

  • cellocgw (cs)

    Hey, I'd totally wear that costume!

    Admit it: you would, too, if for no other reason than to freak your roommate out.

  • cellocgw (cs) in reply to Moo Cow
    Moo Cow:
    .

    And don't get me started on tenty.

    Isn't that what happens to adolescent boys at the most embarassing possible moments in public places?

  • dbomb123 (cs)

    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

  • RandomGuy (unregistered)

    When using scientific notation, at least be consequent:

    Sent/Received: 3.04e7B / 2.36e9B (1.15e6 B/s)
  • Mary D (unregistered) in reply to cellocgw

    I know a few guys who would wear it. I guess I might have done back when I was a man.

  • Luke (unregistered)

    Yehoshua ben Yoseph (2013) is a punk rocker!

  • Bobby Tables (cs) in reply to dbomb123
    dbomb123:
    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

    Indeed. I do not know why that error message made its way into DailyWTF, though (except if it's the fact it's TAKEN WITH A PHONE) - ImgBurn is chock full of those - the devs really put an effort into making them entertaining.

  • me (unregistered) in reply to Bobby Tables
    Bobby Tables:
    dbomb123:
    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

    Indeed. I do not know why that error message made its way into DailyWTF, though (except if it's the fact it's TAKEN WITH A PHONE) - ImgBurn is chock full of those - the devs really put an effort into making them entertaining.

    Exactly! The phone-shot is TRWTF here. Plus it Needz Moar Wooden Table!!!

  • Tired Guy (unregistered)

    "Are you sure that you want to play like an ostrich and bury your head in the sand?"

    No, I want to play like Herod and serve yours on a platter.

    Captcha: uxor either a wife or you xor who?

  • Saint John the Slam Dancer (unregistered) in reply to Luke
    Luke:
    Yehoshua ben Yoseph (2013) is a punk rocker!

    Admit it: "Punk Rock Jesus" would be an amazing band/album/book name.

  • Comic Book store guy (unregistered) in reply to Saint John the Slam Dancer
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  • the beholder (unregistered) in reply to Bobby Tables
    Bobby Tables:
    dbomb123:
    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

    Indeed. I do not know why that error message made its way into DailyWTF, though (except if it's the fact it's TAKEN WITH A PHONE) - ImgBurn is chock full of those - the devs really put an effort into making them entertaining.

    You both said all that should be said about this "WTF" but just to reinforce: YES ImgBurn is awesome. By far the best cd/dvd recorder program I ever used.

  • Kiyyik (unregistered)

    Now that's what I call a costume!

    Where was it ten years ago when I needed it? Oh well...

  • Kiyyik (unregistered) in reply to Mary D

    Annnnnnd another one. high fives

  • Bob baller (unregistered)

    Does imgburn make the source available? It's a decent program that does what it's supposed to, however the humor is hacky and terrible and I want to remove it.

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  • vali1005 (unregistered)

    No Romanian on UBisoft's Game Manager :(

  • Roby McAndrew (cs)

    I'm typing this on an HP G56. They're not that awesome.

    Which Wazzock thought it was a good idea to put a row of hot keys down the left-hand edge of the keyboard?

    When I use the built-in keyboard, my left-shift finger always hits the "print" button, and the Windows print dialog lumbers slowly into life....

    (Thank you for listening. I feel better for having got that off my chest)

  • n_slash_a (unregistered) in reply to the beholder
    the beholder:
    Bobby Tables:
    dbomb123:
    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

    Indeed. I do not know why that error message made its way into DailyWTF, though (except if it's the fact it's TAKEN WITH A PHONE) - ImgBurn is chock full of those - the devs really put an effort into making them entertaining.

    You both said all that should be said about this "WTF" but just to reinforce: YES ImgBurn is awesome. By far the best cd/dvd recorder program I ever used.

    Ditto everything that has been said. ImgBurn is AMAZING!

  • Paul Neumann (unregistered) in reply to Bill P. Godfrey
    Bill P. Godfrey:
    Maybe Dylan L is really the immortal Jesus?
    My vote is for amoral Jesus.
  • Blobster (unregistered) in reply to Bob baller
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  • YellowOnline (unregistered) in reply to dbomb123
    dbomb123:
    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

    I remember a DVD app that had even more awesome sound effects. Alcohol 120% if I'm not mistaken. the first time I heard the sound when it successfully finished burning a CD totally freaked me out -.-

  • chubertdev (cs)

    Are ordinals really that hard?

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Bobby Tables
    Bobby Tables:
    dbomb123:
    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

    Indeed. I do not know why that error message made its way into DailyWTF, though (except if it's the fact it's TAKEN WITH A PHONE) - ImgBurn is chock full of those - the devs really put an effort into making them entertaining.

    TRWTF is that ImgBurn needs a window open all of the time.

  • Zecc (cs)

    Oh, that Jay P. !

  • F (unregistered) in reply to chubertdev
    chubertdev:
    Are ordinals really that hard?

    Only for those who can't get both brain cells working at the same time.

  • chubertdev (cs) in reply to F
    F:
    chubertdev:
    Are ordinals really that hard?

    Only for those who can't get both brain cells working at the same time.

    I just assume that it's a language issue. These ordinals are tough when you have only a rough knowledge of what the English language is.

  • blakeyrat (cs)

    I knew that ImgBurn one looked familiar.

  • F (unregistered) in reply to n_slash_a
    n_slash_a:
    the beholder:
    Bobby Tables:
    dbomb123:
    ImgBurn is awesome.

    The sounds it plays on success/failure are equally as awesome as the insulting dialog.

    Indeed. I do not know why that error message made its way into DailyWTF, though (except if it's the fact it's TAKEN WITH A PHONE) - ImgBurn is chock full of those - the devs really put an effort into making them entertaining.

    You both said all that should be said about this "WTF" but just to reinforce: YES ImgBurn is awesome. By far the best cd/dvd recorder program I ever used.

    Ditto everything that has been said. ImgBurn is AMAZING!

    Do tell us what you think of it. Is it any good?

  • Wrexham (unregistered) in reply to RandomGuy
    RandomGuy:
    When using scientific notation, at least be consequent:
    Sent/Received: 3.04e7B / 2.36e9B (1.15e6 B/s)
    Consequent? No, I prefer to be inconsequential.
  • Tin (unregistered) in reply to YellowOnline
    YellowOnline:
    I remember a DVD app that had even more awesome sound effects. Alcohol 120% if I'm not mistaken. the first time I heard the sound when it successfully finished burning a CD totally freaked me out -.-

    What about Gozilla - anyone remember hearing that finish a download? I once left my speakers turned up (had been outside with music on), started a large download, and then forgot about it. Gozilla sure reminded me when it was done!

  • Brendan (unregistered) in reply to F
    F:
    chubertdev:
    Are ordinals really that hard?

    Only for those who can't get both brain cells working at the same time.

    Surely you should put ordinals in the database; so it's easy to change later when you realise your 2st brain cell doesn't co-operate with your 1rd.

  • Watson (cs)

    Men's idea of an Adult-Victorian Vampire.

  • foxyshadis (unregistered) in reply to Blobster
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  • Peter Wolff (unregistered)

    You learn something new every day. Today: The 1nd day of the British toys' week is a Tuesday.

  • dkf (cs) in reply to Peter Wolff
    Peter Wolff:
    You learn something new every day. Today: The 1nd day of the British toys' week is a Tuesday.
    The page was probably retrieved early on a Tuesday or late on a Monday. Note the elevated cost for the same-day (or maybe next-day) delivery.
  • Nikola (unregistered) in reply to anonymous

    The window is used to provide user with the information and make him ostrichless as much as possible. It's not required by ImgBurn.

  • QJo (unregistered) in reply to Tired Guy
    Tired Guy:
    "Are you sure that you want to play like an ostrich and bury your head in the sand?"

    No, I want to play like Herod and serve yours on a platter.

    Captcha: uxor either a wife or you xor who?

    Surprised nobody has pointed out the obvious here: ostriches do not bury their heads in the ground to escape trouble. The myth arose from an inept naturalist who first watched them in the wild, seeing them lower their heads to ground level the better to avoid the visual distortion caused by the heating of the air. Ooh look, he said to himself, writing a note in his journal, they've seen me and they're so scared they're trying to hide! Ah bless their stupid little bird-brains!

    So the real WTF is propagating this egregiously fatuous belief.

  • QJo (unregistered) in reply to martijntje
    martijntje:
    Don't forget eleventyone!

    That's tenty onety one, idiot.

  • Rick Harlan (unregistered) in reply to chubertdev

    Everythings hard if you slept through your prof. yelling, "Always use the library functions!" [that's Framework classes in Millenialese]

  • Rick Harlan (unregistered) in reply to chubertdev
    chubertdev:
    Are ordinals really that hard?

    Everything is hard if you slept through your prof. yelling, "Always use the library functions!" [that's Framework classes in Millenialese]

  • chubertdev (cs) in reply to Rick Harlan
    Rick Harlan:
    chubertdev:
    Are ordinals really that hard?

    Everything is hard if you slept through your prof. yelling, "Always use the library functions!" [that's Framework classes in Millenialese]

    I usually do both.

  • Neil (unregistered) in reply to QJo
    QJo:
    martijntje:
    Don't forget eleventyone!
    That's tenty onety one, idiot.
    What's wrong with onetyty onety one?
  • Essex Kitten (unregistered) in reply to RandomGuy
    RandomGuy:
    When using scientific notation, at least be consequent:
    Sent/Received: 3.04e7B / 2.36e9B (1.15e6 B/s)

    It is called "consistent" in this language.

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