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story from back in the early '70's... They had just started coming out with automated bill changers... They had a smaller wall mount model about the size of a microwave oven, might hold a couple of hundred bucks or so... just the thing for laundromats and the like. Any way, the owners started coming in to find the machine empty, or mostly empty. No fake bills, the lock was intact and hadn't been tampered with, the money was all gone and the machine was just empty. And no, it wasn't an inside job. It turned out that the machine designers had used a good old fashioned electro mechanical relay to actuate the coin dispenser to dispense the money. Unfortunately, it was not immune to mechanical shock. And somebody had discovered that if you hit that kind of machine hard enough in a certain way, it would cause the contact to close, which would actuate the dispenser with out the need for money input, dispensing free money, at a dollar per hit. The manufacturer fixed it... but i don't know what the fix was - they don't tend to talk about that stuff for obvious reasons...
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You don't remember beer coming in the old steel, cone top "brake fluid" cans? They had a screw on lid, didn't need an opener. Probably, I don't know, very late '40's or early '50's... wasn't very popular, the returnable glass bottle was still king till the disposible glass and aluminum cans hit.
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barter it for sex?
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You don't remember beer coming in the old steel, cone top "brake fluid" cans? They had a screw on lid, didn't need an opener. Probably, I don't know, very late '40's or early '50's... wasn't very popular, the returnable glass bottle was still king till the disposible glass and aluminum cans hit.
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I would just like to point out that the CRM error actually makes perfect sense if you know how the system works (using it without knowing how it works is the real WTF).
So basically every entity can have a "state". For entities like Leads for example, the state can be "Open" or "Closed".
Then every entity has a "Status Code", which explains why the entity is in the given state. For the Lead entity, these status codes are "New", "Contacted", "Qualified", "Lost", "Cannot Contact", "No Longer Interested", and "Canceled". So each of these statuses are attached to a given state:
So this error will occur if someone tries to set a status code that doesn't make sense for the given state; such as trying to set status code to "Canceled" on an "Open" lead.
The CRM GUI actually prevents this from happening, so my guess is that a 3rd party plugin was executing some WTF code that tried setting a status on an entity without also updating the state.
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This site would beg to differ...
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Do you really want to pay 18% interest on a coke?
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So I guess that TRWTF is that people in english-speaking countries can't write "proper english", or agree in a definition of what "proper english" means.
But we all knew that already.
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And my credit card gives me 5% back on gas purchases, so that puts me ahead!
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Wow, I know this thread is dead, but geez there's a lot of stupid quotes about credit cards and soda machines in here, especially for a website covered in pedants and people who make fun of wtfs.
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Er, these exist. You don't need a 40-inch display to charge a credit card, the tiny little LCD on the reader (including the one in this picture!) takes care of that.
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If you're cynical, then I am too, because this is the first thing I thought. It can broadcast the latest flashing commercials at you. Try to ignore that, sucker!
captcha: transverbero I don't know what it means, but I like it! Say it out loud, it's fun!
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I've seen plenty of old-style ones that have been converted to work with credit cards.
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What are you babbling on about? Whether you get hit for PMI has nothing to do with whether you have a credit card or not, it's how much down-payment you bring to the table. And the card has no effect on your interest rate except insofar as its effect on your creditworthiness numbers leads the bank to consider this or that rate appropriate.
My wife and I bought a house three years ago with 5% down when neither of us had any credit cards except my corporate Amex (which didn't show up on my credit report, so might as well not have existed, and in any case I had only had it a few months then).
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I believe this actually already is a standard part of all merchant agreements, but like the prohibition on minimum transaction amounts or surcharges to use a card, is widely violated.
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I have always heard that there is a real, functional difference: a "credit card" allows you to carry a balance from month to month, while paying interest (i.e. by using it you are entering into a loan contract with the issuer), while a "charge card" MUST be paid off in full every statement cycle or you get hit with massive late fees. I believe my corporate Amex was a "charge card" under this definition (I always paid it off monthly, but we were warned that any "late fees" were our responsibility); my current personal Amex is a "credit card" as I have an interest rate associated with any balance I carry month to month.
This may of course be retro-coinage on the part of the credit card companies to create meaning artificially out of changing practice.
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i can haz new wtf?
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Dear Greg,
In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The fact that you don't know how to fill out a survey clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid to be using the internet.
Go away and grow up.
Sincerely, Bert Glanstron
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I have downloaded your Java...pray I don't download anymore.
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These new soda machines would be interesting to "investigate"
They are apparently PXE booting, so you could have a netbook running a DHCP/TFTP server that will start up Linux on the vending machine with a nice little GUI interface with buttons to activate the dispensing mechanisms (I'm sure the vending hardware is connected to the computer in some way).
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And the new ones are Object Oriented, and deliver soda in XML, so THEY'RE BETTER!!!!!!!!!!11
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Merchants are not required to accept cash. The transaction hasn't completed, so there's no debt.
http://www.treas.gov/education/faq/currency/legal-tender.shtml
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Had to go on a business trip to the USA a while back. Was told I had to have a credit card because otherwise I would not be able to hire a motor vehicle to get myself from the airport to the office, despite the fact that I had ample credit in my checkng account to have been able to use a debit card with no hassle. So I had to go and apply for a credit card before I could take my trip.
The real WTF was the fact that because of currency-rate fluctuation between when I paid for the vehicle hire and when the bill came through for me to claim it back on expenses, I ended up out of pocket. The real WTF is that I still work at that same company.
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The real WTF is that you still refer to hiring vehicles (objects) when everyone here rents them... I guess it is a throwback to hiring a carriage driver, with his carriage and horse :D
Ignore me, I have nothing meaningful to say in this post.
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It would be f-ing nice if they are going to violate the "daily" in "thedailywft", that they at least post some kind of explanation so it doesn't just look like that drunk Remy didn't just drop the ball on posting a story.
Or maybe BuildMaster just isn't capable of doing that.
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Amusing industry factoids: Diners Club cards will process under MasterCard (but is owned by Discover), JCB cards (Japan's credit card) will process under Discover, and China UnionPay cards will process under Pulse (meaning the merchant would need to accept PIN entered debit to process them). Discover also owns Pulse (so any Discover branded check cards would most likely have the Pulse logo on the back of them as well).
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RE: Shade 8 it is a specific level of protection from the light emitted by welding. That one was not in fact an error on the site, but rather an example of user ignorance of the specific field.
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The 'old' ones would take your money and give you no product. At least it's pretty clear where you stand now.
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The "Shade 8" isn't a WTF: it's a Google-fail on the part of the submitter.
http://tinyurl.com/384aned
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<screams_of_frusration>Color 8 is Octarine, the eighth color in the rainbow and the color of magic! Best described as purple-yellow-green, it can only be seen by wizards!</screams_of_frustration>